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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:41 am

The Prior looks out, over the crowd of watchers, come to give their last farewells to the fallen Jawas, Jet, and Branch. Below, two small coffins lay on the ground, just big enough for two Jawas. In the crowd, the Wolfpack watches, still chewing on bits and pieces of the dead Jawa's skin. The Prior speaks, "We are here today, to pay our last farewells to those known as Jetbounty, and Branch. One of our dear friends has put together a slide show to honor them. Please, watch" The sun darkens, and a projector is put up, showing the final tribute to Jet and Branch. Music begins to play... (Listen to it dammit!)



The crowd gasps at the song, and images begin to flash in front of them of Jet and Branch's lives.

A picture from their fifth birthday party...



Jet and Branch first seeing the Wolfpack...







Jet and Branch calling upon the Angels of Death to attack the Wolfpack




Branch opens fire as Jet watches, trying to shoot the Wolfpack




Branch gets scared and sends Jet to take the second shot






Branch and Jet begin to flee as the Wolfpack hunts them, eliminating members of the Angels of Death one by one.





"The Final images, showing Jet and Branch's deaths have been removed, for fear of offending those of you unable to witness such horrific pictures. Instead, you will get the following" The Prior said sorrowfully.







The droid walks forward then, dropping Jets body into a coffin. The Service then ends, and the group debates cheering or crying. What will happen? You decide.


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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:42 am

lolwut

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:46 am

Lol.

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:51 am

*sniff*

/tear


























































lol...not really. troll

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:01 am

Jet will no doubt become a lich. Wicked in his intent- to try and have revenge, yet again.

Branch's body will probably be put to use as astro droid oil. Maybe he'll take over that droid..

Now before that all happens, let's all have a party! on the wolfpack house!

The ewoks seemed to have escaped from Spanky's basement.. no...just no

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:41 am

YAY for Toby Keith!

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:56 am


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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:07 pm

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Ewok!

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:10 pm

Matieu wrote:
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Ewok!

I always thought Ewoks were underrated in the SW universe. Those little fuckers are geniuses to be living in the woods with treehouses. All those traps and being able to kill Stormtroopers with simple rocks and spears, Damn.

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:13 pm

Misfit wrote:
Matieu wrote:
Meatlocker wrote:

Ewok!

I always thought Ewoks were underrated in the SW universe. Those little fuckers are geniuses to be living in the woods with treehouses. All those traps and being able to kill Stormtroopers with simple rocks and spears, Damn.

They're not underrated. They're overrated. approval

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:22 pm

This is serious.

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:23 pm

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This is serious.


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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:37 pm

Huh

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:38 pm

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This is serious.


Good movie.

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:54 pm

Auh

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:49 pm

I'm pretty sure I got the killing blow on one of them. jus sayin.......bro!
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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:51 pm

So....I killed Branch. Do I get a medal?
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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:53 pm

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So....I killed Branch. Do I get a medal?

No, you get the akward disgusted feeling that you touched that thing.

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:14 pm

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So....I killed Branch. Do I get a medal?

Yes, it's called jail time for child abuse.

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:15 pm

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So....I killed Branch. Do I get a medal?

No, you get the akward disgusted feeling that you touched that thing.

You have a hockey mask for an avatar. You can't talk bro.

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:15 pm

Branch wrote:
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So....I killed Branch. Do I get a medal?

Yes, it's called jail time for child abuse.

He's a year older than you... how do?

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:18 pm

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So....I killed Branch. Do I get a medal?

Yes, it's called jail time for child abuse.

He's a year older than you... how do?

He... wha... I... is he lying about lying about lyinh?

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:21 pm

Branch wrote:
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Branch wrote:
CollaWolf wrote:
So....I killed Branch. Do I get a medal?

Yes, it's called jail time for child abuse.

He's a year older than you... how do?

He... wha... I... is he lying about lying about lyinh?

Maybeh I'm lyin'... Iseewhatyoudidthere

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:22 pm

SilentWolfScott wrote:
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He's a year older than you... how do?

He... wha... I... is he lying about lying about lyinh?

Maybeh I'm lyin'... Iseewhatyoudidthere

Maybe I am.... *spagetti western*

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PostSubject: Re: Jet's and Branch's Funeral   Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:29 pm

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