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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:28 pm | |
| ...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.
Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!
By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.
So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.
Love,
Dad
P.S.
There will be no child support. Get over it. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:31 pm | |
| - Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- ...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.
Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!
By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.
So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.
Love,
Dad
P.S.
There will be no child support. Get over it. Yeah, I call bullshit. My dad just left for work, and you're not him. | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:47 pm | |
| - Fleet Admiral Burkman wrote:
- Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- ...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.
Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!
By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.
So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.
Love,
Dad
P.S.
There will be no child support. Get over it. Yeah, I call bullshit. My dad just left for work, and you're not him. Hmmm....are you sure? Maybe if you describe her. Does she have any birth marks or prominent tattoos? | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:49 pm | |
| - Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- Fleet Admiral Burkman wrote:
- Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- ...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.
Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!
By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.
So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.
Love,
Dad
P.S.
There will be no child support. Get over it. Yeah, I call bullshit. My dad just left for work, and you're not him. Hmmm....are you sure? Maybe if you describe her.
Does she have any birth marks or prominent tattoos? I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you? | |
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Barbelith Skilled Troller
Posts : 583 Join date : 2011-04-04 Age : 41 Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:52 pm | |
| - Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- ...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.
Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!
By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.
So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.
Love,
Dad
P.S.
There will be no child support. Get over it. Daddy I hurted my knee! | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:03 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- ...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.
Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!
By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.
So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.
Love,
Dad
P.S.
There will be no child support. Get over it.
Daddy I hurted my knee! Poor some beer on it kid. Edit: I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you?Too young to go to Nam...too old to go to Iraq. And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just snuck a peek. Would you like to borrow my camera?
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LeetYourMakeup Mod's Pet
Posts : 92 Join date : 2011-06-27 Age : 36 Location : Irvine, California
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:07 pm | |
| This makes all of the spanking even more normal...or more disturbing depending on how you look at it. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:08 pm | |
| - Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- ...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.
Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!
By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.
So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.
Love,
Dad
P.S.
There will be no child support. Get over it.
Daddy I hurted my knee! Poor some beer on it kid.
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I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you? Too young to go to Nam...too old to go to Iraq. And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just snuck a peek. Would you like to borrow my camera?[/quote] So you're in your 30s. Both my mum and dad are in their 40s. | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:14 pm | |
| - Fleet Admiral Burkman wrote:
- Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
Daddy I hurted my knee! Poor some beer on it kid.
Edit:
I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you? Too young to go to Nam...too old to go to Iraq.
And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just snuck a peek. Would you like to borrow my camera? So you're in your 30s. Both my mum and dad are in their 40s.And? I haven't ruled you out yet. I always had a think for older women. Edit: - LeetYourMakeup wrote:
- This makes all of the spanking even more normal...or more disturbing depending on how you look at it.
Either way my hand still hurts. | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:26 pm | |
| This reminds me of the time Shadie told me she was old enough to be my mum. | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:35 pm | |
| - Misfit wrote:
- This reminds me of the time Shadie told me she was old enough to be my mum.
I thought for sure she was your mom. She'd make a great MILF! | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:11 pm | |
| - Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
- Fleet Admiral Burkman wrote:
- Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
Poor some beer on it kid.
Edit:
I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you? Too young to go to Nam...too old to go to Iraq.
And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just snuck a peek. Would you like to borrow my camera? So you're in your 30s. Both my mum and dad are in their 40s.
And? I haven't ruled you out yet. I always had a think for older women.
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- LeetYourMakeup wrote:
- This makes all of the spanking even more normal...or more disturbing depending on how you look at it.
Either way my hand still hurts. You're not my dad. That's the final verdict. | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:31 pm | |
| Hey Dad I got a girl pregnant can you pay the child support for me? | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:32 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- Hey Dad I got a girl pregnant can you pay the child support for me?
"Sure son. So how was school today?" | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:28 pm | |
| - Jet the Jackass wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
- Hey Dad I got a girl pregnant can you pay the child support for me?
"Sure son. So how was school today?" Gollygee Dad! That's when I found out she was preggers! | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:47 pm | |
| I'm right up there with yer Spanky. I could be one of these munchkins unloving father (Soup?). | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:02 pm | |
| Obviously all the jawas are related and the same can be said for the Old Gods, Pokemon, Wolves, Power Rangers, Pirates, and whatever strange topic everyone decides to change their avatar too next. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:03 pm | |
| So, you're in your early fifties? | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:33 pm | |
| You can't be my father, I carved out his heart and served it too orphans. | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:58 pm | |
| - GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
- You can't be my father, I carved out his heart and served it too orphans.
Zombie Dad strikes again! MUAHAHAHA...*cough*...HAHAHA!!!! | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:11 pm | |
| I have too much of an angry grandfather complex for any of you people to be my father. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:41 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- I'm right up there with yer Spanky. I could be one of these munchkins unloving father (Soup?).
Hai dad. <3 | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:56 pm | |
| Mama's for sure...daddy's a maybe. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: I've come to the conclusion..... Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:29 pm | |
| Bowdaar says hai to grandpa... | |
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