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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:28 pm

...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.

Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!

By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.

So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.


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There will be no child support. Get over it.

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:31 pm

Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.

Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!

By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.

So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.


Love,

Dad


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There will be no child support. Get over it.

Yeah, I call bullshit. My dad just left for work, and you're not him.

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:47 pm

Fleet Admiral Burkman wrote:
Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.

Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!

By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.

So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.


Love,

Dad


P.S.

There will be no child support. Get over it.

Yeah, I call bullshit. My dad just left for work, and you're not him.

Hmmm....are you sure? Maybe if you describe her.

Does she have any birth marks or prominent tattoos?

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:49 pm

Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
Fleet Admiral Burkman wrote:
Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.

Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!

By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.

So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.


Love,

Dad


P.S.

There will be no child support. Get over it.

Yeah, I call bullshit. My dad just left for work, and you're not him.

Hmmm....are you sure? Maybe if you describe her.

Does she have any birth marks or prominent tattoos?

I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you?

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:52 pm

Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.

Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!

By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.

So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.


Love,

Dad


P.S.

There will be no child support. Get over it.


Daddy I hurted my knee!

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:03 pm

Barbelith wrote:
Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.

Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!

By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.

So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.


Love,

Dad


P.S.

There will be no child support. Get over it.


Daddy I hurted my knee!

Poor some beer on it kid.

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I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you?

Too young to go to Nam...too old to go to Iraq.

And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just snuck a peek. Would you like to borrow my camera?

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:07 pm

This makes all of the spanking even more normal...or more disturbing depending on how you look at it.
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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:08 pm

Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
Barbelith wrote:
Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
...that I'm probably as old as most of your parents.

Now...with that said, I have traveled a lot in my younger years and have bedded many a young lady along the way. The numbers are STAGGERING!

By the laws of probability alone .... there's a good chance I'm your father.

So....let's clear all this up right now. If you have a photo of your mom in her younger years, and I know you do, please post it.


Love,

Dad


P.S.

There will be no child support. Get over it.


Daddy I hurted my knee!

Poor some beer on it kid.

Edit:

I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you?

Too young to go to Nam...too old to go to Iraq.

And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just snuck a peek. Would you like to borrow my camera?[/quote]

So you're in your 30s. Both my mum and dad are in their 40s.

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:14 pm

Fleet Admiral Burkman wrote:
Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
Barbelith wrote:



Daddy I hurted my knee!

Poor some beer on it kid.

Edit:

I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you?

Too young to go to Nam...too old to go to Iraq.

And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just snuck a peek. Would you like to borrow my camera?

So you're in your 30s. Both my mum and dad are in their 40s.

And? I haven't ruled you out yet. I always had a think for older women.

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This makes all of the spanking even more normal...or more disturbing depending on how you look at it.

Either way my hand still hurts.

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:26 pm

This reminds me of the time Shadie told me she was old enough to be my mum.

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:35 pm

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This reminds me of the time Shadie told me she was old enough to be my mum.

I thought for sure she was your mom.

She'd make a great MILF! OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:38 pm

Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
Misfit wrote:
This reminds me of the time Shadie told me she was old enough to be my mum.

I thought for sure she was your mom.

She'd make a great MILF! OMG!

...... no...just no

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:11 pm

Captain Spanky McGee wrote:
Fleet Admiral Burkman wrote:
Captain Spanky McGee wrote:


Poor some beer on it kid.

Edit:

I'm pretty positive she has no tattoos. Look for a birthmark? Gross. That's my mother, man. Also, how old are you?

Too young to go to Nam...too old to go to Iraq.

And I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just snuck a peek. Would you like to borrow my camera?

So you're in your 30s. Both my mum and dad are in their 40s.

And? I haven't ruled you out yet. I always had a think for older women.

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This makes all of the spanking even more normal...or more disturbing depending on how you look at it.

Either way my hand still hurts.

You're not my dad. That's the final verdict.

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:31 pm

Hey Dad I got a girl pregnant can you pay the child support for me?

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:32 pm

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Hey Dad I got a girl pregnant can you pay the child support for me?

"Sure son. So how was school today?"

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:28 pm

Jet the Jackass wrote:
Meatlocker wrote:
Hey Dad I got a girl pregnant can you pay the child support for me?

"Sure son. So how was school today?"

Gollygee Dad! That's when I found out she was preggers!

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:47 pm

I'm right up there with yer Spanky. I could be one of these munchkins unloving father (Soup?).
OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:02 pm

Obviously all the jawas are related and the same can be said for the Old Gods, Pokemon, Wolves, Power Rangers, Pirates, and whatever strange topic everyone decides to change their avatar too next.

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:03 pm

So, you're in your early fifties?

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:33 pm

You can't be my father, I carved out his heart and served it too orphans.
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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:58 pm


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You can't be my father, I carved out his heart and served it too orphans.

Zombie Dad strikes again!


MUAHAHAHA...*cough*...HAHAHA!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:11 pm

I have too much of an angry grandfather complex for any of you people to be my father.

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:41 pm

Daroska wrote:
I'm right up there with yer Spanky. I could be one of these munchkins unloving father (Soup?).
OMG!

Hai dad. <3

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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:56 pm

Mama's for sure...daddy's a maybe.
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PostSubject: Re: I've come to the conclusion.....   Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:29 pm

Bowdaar says hai to grandpa... Hi!

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