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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:45 am | |
| So after seeing some hilarious Omegle trolling, I thought I'd do some myself. Evil, fantastic results occurred. :twisted:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey You: PLEASE IF ANYONE IS OUT THERE CALL 911. Stranger: o.o what? You: there's somebody in my house, i dont have my phone or anything You: im really scared right now Stranger: o.o Stranger: i hope this isnt some cruel prank You: it's not. please. what should i do. Stranger: um where are you now? You: is there any way to call them on the internet? You: my room Stranger: where are they? how did they get in? You: they busted out my windows, all i heard was them breaking and these 2 men yelling Stranger: hide somewhere. You: they dont know im here i think You: ok Stranger: do you have neighbors? You: im in the closet in my room, my door is locked and so is my closet You: i have 1 yes Stranger: when they leave run to your neighbors and let them call the police. You: wait one second their talkign right outside my door. Stranger: okay. be quiet!!!! You: ok, they went in the other room. You: i'm so scared... Stranger: :/ stay calm. if you scare yourself too much you wont be able to think Stranger: okay? You: ok Stranger: whats happening? You: there just talking in the other room Stranger: about what??? o.o You: im the only one at my house Stranger: do you live with someone? You: they're talkign about what too steal, they haven't mentioned about my room You: i live with my boyfriend. Stranger: wheres your boyfriend? You: but he's in the hospital to see his mother Stranger: oh. You: i was feeling sick today so i didn't feel like going. god, i wish i went. You: im panicking... Stranger: dont panick. stay where you are You: ok, im just takign deep breaths. Stranger: okay do that and calm down. whats are they doing now? You: their going through the stuff in the other room, they've already broken a few things frmo the sound of it. Stranger: thats crazy. do you hear anything else? You: no, but from their voices they sound like very big males, and i have nothing to defend myself from. im afraid they might come in my room Stranger: if they do, stay put in the closet. do not make any noise, dnt even try to type. You: ok, they knocked on my door just now, but they aren't trying to break in.. Stranger: o.o knocked on your door? You: the door to my room yes Stranger: usually people who break in barge in You: i know, maybe they aren't tryign to hurt me? should i try to reason with them? Stranger: no. Stranger: dnt take a chance. You: ok Stranger: just stay there. dont say anything You: omg 1 sec Stranger: ok You: my doors can be unlocked with just a fingernail, i hope they dont realize that. Stranger: whats happening now? do you hear anything? are they in your room? You: they're like fidgeting with the door, but not bashing it Stranger: okay stay calm. You: omg theyr about to unlock it 1 secc Stranger: o.o Stranger: where do you live? You: athens, georgia Stranger: i live in sandy springs georgia You: good! 1 sec pls Stranger: okay You: i think they hear me Stranger: do not type a thing Stranger: you okay? hit the period sign if your okay You: . Stranger: okay are they in your room? hit if they are. You: . Stranger: are they walking around? are they anywhere near the closet? You: yes Stranger: be very quiet You: they're trying too Stranger: to what? open the closet? You: . Stranger: if they get in and try to hurt you. fight as much as you can. kick, bite, punch anything. You: ill try Stranger: okay. what are they doing now? You: ,y.iyk,j,yl,yki.o; Stranger: you okay??????? Stranger: are you there??? Stranger: please tell me your okay! Stranger: hello???? Stranger: are you there? is anyone there? You: do you know this girl? Stranger: who is this? You: That's not important. who is this girl? Stranger: i dont know her. i just met her now Stranger: please dont hurt her. You: We won't hurt her. We just want answers. Stranger: i do not know her at all sir. i just met her now. You: Do you know anyone who may have a relationship with this woman? Stranger: no. i dont know anyone who may know her. we just met. You: Alright. Stay on the chat. Just in case. Stranger: okay. please please dont hurt her. You: Does she live with anybody? Stranger: she said her boyfriend. You: Do you have any idea where he is located? Stranger: no You: We're not after this girl. We're after him. This girl does not have too be harmed. Stranger: i dont know any information about him. You: Alright. I'll be right back. If she cooperates with us, she won't be harmed. Stranger: okay. You: She says her boyfriend is at a bar at the moment, in Atlanta. You guys were talking so you might know, so is this true? Stranger: i guess so. she didnt tell me where he was You: Alright. Me and my buddy are kind of afraid she might, ya know, be a tattle-tale. Stranger: oh. well i know shes really scared You: To be honest, if she doesn't stop acting the way she's acting, she'll be very scared. Excuse me one moment. Stranger: ok You: We've resolved our problem. Thank you for offering us any information you knew about the whereabouts of her partner. Stranger: you welcome. is she okay? You: I assure you she has not been harmed. Stranger: okay thank you! You: Her boyfriend however might be in a different state however. But the girl is currently fine. Would you like too speak to her? Stranger: yes please You: hey its me Stranger: hey im glad your okay You: what did they say? all they asked me was for where my boyfriend was... Stranger: are they gone? Stranger: they asked me about where your boyfriend is to o.o but i dont have any information on him You: They said they were leaving. they left my room i know You: i have no idea what they want with him... Stranger: maybe he did something horrible You: I wouldn't doubt it... Ive always told him he hangs around the wrong people and it nearly gets me killed and will probably get him killed. im scared. Stranger: i dont think you should be with him. i mean i know you may love him and all but hes putting you and himself in danger. You: i know, im just glad they didn't hurt me Stranger: yeah me too. that was soo nerve wrecking when they were asking me questions. i didnt wanna give the wrong answer to them and they just hurt you You: lol, im just glad i didnt say anything important over here or they would have read it! You: they're still in my front yard for some reason though... Stranger: hm. right. they read thru our messages? You: i dont know, i hope not, they didnt say anything about it Stranger: okay well theyre still there? You: just in my front yard talking You: i wish they would leave Stranger: yeah. still be on guard You: i will Stranger: whats going on now? You: they just knocked on my door and say they had too ask me one more thing. do i let them in? Stranger: yeah just do it You: ok, brb Stranger: kay You: Hi it's me again. We've decided we can't take any chances. Something has too be done with her, I'm not sure what though. She recognized us, this isn't a good sign for me and my friend now is it? So. We're trying to figure out what too do. Stranger: what do you mean? i thought everything was fine? You: She's going to turn us in. We have too make sure she doesn't. We MIGHT not cause her too much harm. Depends on if we think she's gonna tell on us or not. Stranger: She's not going to turn you in. please dont hurt her. You: So, I'll make you a deal. You pick heads or tails. Stranger: heads. Please be joking... You: I have a coin in my hand, if it lands on heads, we won't harm her, we will find an alternative. But, tails is a different story. Stranger: okay You: I've told her this as well. If it lands on tails, remember, it was your choice. Stranger: k You: I'll count down You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 EPIC PAUSE Stranger: . You: Tails. You: I'm sorry. Stranger: what?! omg. no please... Stranger: what are you gonna do to her? You: Undetermined. But, if it landed on heads. The outcome would be much smoother. Stranger: please. why does she have to be hurt???? i thought it was him you were after You: She will tell the cops. It always happens. We work a legit business and we cannot allow it too be comprehended. Stranger: no she wnt! You: Her boyfriend has done very bad things. He has put his partner's life in danger as well as his own. Humans are reckless, and sometimes hurt the one's they love unintentionally. Stranger: why do you have to hurt her? shes innocent. she has nothing to do with any of that. is this revenge against her boyfriend? You: No. It's business. Stranger: business? business is hurting someone whos completely innocent? You: It's a cruel world. I'm just doing my job. I don't know this woman or her boyfriend, this is strictly my orders. Stranger: can you just think out of business and just as a human? this girl is innocent she has done nothing and shes gonna get hurt because of her boyfriend doing things? You: If I refuse an order from my superior, the outcome would end up much worse for me. I don't enjoy doing what I do, but orders are orders. Stranger: are you a father? You: No. Stranger: okay well just think her life is gonna be taken away just like tht. i mean i know orders from your boss but i thought everything was okay. what happened? You: I was going to let her walk away. But my sheet says STRICTLY "Anyone who is included in this operation that may be considered a threat, must be eliminated, no questions." Stranger: but she is not included. im so sure she would not go to the police. anyone whos live is in danger wont do anything like that. PLEASE just let her go. im begging you. You: This is not my decision. If I had any say in it I would let her go. You: She looks very scared. Stranger: she is You: It's a shame. She's very pretty, she's going college too be a DOCTOR, can you believe that? She could've had such a wonderful future. But she had too hang around the wrong people. Stranger: please let her go. Stranger: you dont have to hurt her. shes not a threat You: I'm afraid there's nothing I can do. I won't allow her too suffer that's for sure. It's been a pleasure talking too you. You: Remember this woman.
This is where I ended the chat. The chat was around an hour and a half. It's definitely the best trolling attempt I've done. | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:14 am | |
| The police will be at your house shortly. | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:44 am | |
| - Al Bundy wrote:
- The police will be at your house shortly.
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:50 am | |
| Someone stayed talking to you for an hour and a half?!
Oh my, that is epic! | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:20 am | |
| Epic 50 times better than anything I have ever done on omegle. All I ever did was kick sand in the face of one chick when she was rping going to the beach and lead some random on in some sex rping and slowly turn it into a d&d rp. Have you tried the video omegle? | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:29 am | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:48 am | |
| Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: asl? You: You know us males have feelings too. You can't just disconnect on us because we are not looking for cyber sex You: your just a user and abuser Stranger: ok Stranger: i am f You: Well this is awkward now. I was expecting a male Stranger: lol Stranger: why are u in omegle? You: For random trolling mostly. Stranger: want to cyber sex You: If we roleplay can I be a wizard? You: or a space warlock aka jedi/ :perish: | |
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Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:52 am | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:09 am | |
| I've been on there once. Told someone I was 52 and grossly overweight. They weren't too keen on that. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:19 am | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- I've been on there once. Told someone I was 52 and grossly overweight. They weren't too keen on that.
I just spent the last half hour convincing some guy that i was an abused Iraki housewife and that I was planning to murder my husband. :P | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:28 am | |
| - Grimeth wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- I've been on there once. Told someone I was 52 and grossly overweight. They weren't too keen on that.
I just spent the last half hour convincing some guy that i was an abused Iraki housewife and that I was planning to murder my husband. :P LOL. Epic Grimmie. | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:51 am | |
| This is why you are awesome, KingWilbourn. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:17 am | |
| Does anyone wana see a conversation I had that was totally one sided, where all I said was "Mudkip" but this guy had a whole little story with me. :P | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:19 am | |
| - Grimeth wrote:
- Does anyone wana see a conversation I had that was totally one sided, where all I said was "Mudkip" but this guy had a whole little story with me. :P
Sure. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:25 am | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Grimeth wrote:
- Does anyone wana see a conversation I had that was totally one sided, where all I said was "Mudkip" but this guy had a whole little story with me. :P
Sure. Stranger: HEEEEY Stranger: WAAAAATCHA DOOOOOOOOOOOOING???? You: Mudkip? Stranger: MUDKIP? NO IM CHARIZARD! You: Mudkip! >: ( Stranger: U LOOKING FOR THE WRONG POKEMON You: Mudkip... :{ Stranger: GO AHEAD Stranger: CRY Stranger: BUT HTERES NO MUDKIP HERE Stranger: ITS JUST POKEMON Stranger: AND ITS CHARIZARD You: Mudkiiiiiiiip :'{} Stranger: IM CHARIZARD Stranger: NOT MUDKIP You: Mud? Mudkip? Stranger: NOOOO ITS CHARIZARD Stranger: but i know where i can find mudkip You: Mudkip?! :[) Stranger: go to here and click add as friend Stranger: facebook.com/mingisabunnee Stranger: that guy will tell u wer mudkip is You: Mudkip... You: :'( Stranger: im suree hes arite You: Mud KIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :{ Stranger: MUDKIP Stranger: I FEEL FOR U BRO Stranger: HEL BE ARITE Stranger: I WILL HELP U FIND HIM Stranger: DONT WORRY!!! T-T You: Mudkip :} Stranger: oh mudkip i found u... Stranger: wheres ur trainer? You: Mudkip? Stranger: u dont know? You: Mudkip! Stranger: oh Stranger: il take u to her Stranger: comon Stranger: follow me You: Mudkip :) Stranger: lets go! Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:29 am | |
| - Grimeth wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Grimeth wrote:
- Does anyone wana see a conversation I had that was totally one sided, where all I said was "Mudkip" but this guy had a whole little story with me. :P
Sure. Stranger: HEEEEY Stranger: WAAAAATCHA DOOOOOOOOOOOOING???? You: Mudkip? Stranger: MUDKIP? NO IM CHARIZARD! You: Mudkip! >: ( Stranger: U LOOKING FOR THE WRONG POKEMON You: Mudkip... :{ Stranger: GO AHEAD Stranger: CRY Stranger: BUT HTERES NO MUDKIP HERE Stranger: ITS JUST POKEMON Stranger: AND ITS CHARIZARD You: Mudkiiiiiiiip :'{} Stranger: IM CHARIZARD Stranger: NOT MUDKIP You: Mud? Mudkip? Stranger: NOOOO ITS CHARIZARD Stranger: but i know where i can find mudkip You: Mudkip?! :[) Stranger: go to here and click add as friend Stranger: facebook.com/mingisabunnee Stranger: that guy will tell u wer mudkip is You: Mudkip... You: :'( Stranger: im suree hes arite You: Mud KIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :{ Stranger: MUDKIP Stranger: I FEEL FOR U BRO Stranger: HEL BE ARITE Stranger: I WILL HELP U FIND HIM Stranger: DONT WORRY!!! T-T You: Mudkip :} Stranger: oh mudkip i found u... Stranger: wheres ur trainer? You: Mudkip? Stranger: u dont know? You: Mudkip! Stranger: oh Stranger: il take u to her Stranger: comon Stranger: follow me You: Mudkip :) Stranger: lets go! Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol. Thas funy. | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:41 am | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:57 am | |
| You: Hi, name's Hermie, short for Hermaphrodite. I'm on a horse. :)
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:01 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:07 pm | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:51 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- PJsnaks wrote:
I died a little in a good way at Emu. Lol thanks. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:00 pm | |
| - PJsnaks wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- PJsnaks wrote:
I died a little in a good way at Emu. Lol thanks. She got so sore. | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Omegle Owned Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:57 pm | |
| I tend to have that effect on girls :smug: | |
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