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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

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PostSubject: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:24 pm

The OT Bachelor Pad

Hello all, I am your host, Boba Bounty. In the Bachelor Pad, ten people will compete for the honors of being the ultimate Bachelor/Bachelorette. It's basically a giant party, where challenges must be completed. The winner of each challenge receives a rose, which will grant them immunity during the next Rose Ceremony. Rose Ceremony's are the show's way of booting people off; if you don't receive a rose, you are off the show. Members will vote for you, and the one receiving the most votes gets the boot.

The Prize

Boobs.

The Rules

Please do not have somebody else do the challenge for you.

Compete fairly.

PM me your vote after every challenge.



Remember, this is the OT. That means absolutely nothing.

The Contestants

- Matieu - A blond that is single and loves Mass Effect.
- Wilbourn - A sexy, sexy man who is too sexy for sex.
- CollaWars - I'd bang that in a heartbeat.
- Nemis - Ragequit on 7/22
- Branch - Voted out for being detrimental to his team, 7/26
- Grimeth - A sex panda.
- SoupWithSauce - Sex in a soup, but with sauce.
- Daroska - Replaced by Branch on 7/27 due to inactivity
- LeetYourMakeup - Ragequit on 7/24
- Guardian_Scott - Voted out, surprisingly on 7/27

Now...

I am looking for an assistant.... somebody who is intelligent. As long as you promise to not fuck my asshole.

After the ten have signed up, the first challenge will go up.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:25 pm

Sign meh up! Also, I was thinking the winner would receive a title, not a free wish.


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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:25 pm

Sign me up.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:26 pm

Bobabounty wrote:
The OT Bachelor Pad

Hello all, I am your host, Boba Bounty. In the Bachelor Pad, ten people will compete for the honors of being the ultimate Bachelor/Bachelorette. It's basically a giant party, where challenges must be completed. The winner of each challenge receives a rose, which will grant them immunity during the next Rose Ceremony. Rose Ceremony's are the show's way of booting people off; if you don't receive a rose, you are off the show. Members will vote for you, and the one receiving the most votes gets the boot.

The Prize

Boobs.

The Rules

Please do not have somebody else do the challenge for you.

Compete fairly.

PM me your vote after every challenge.



Remember, this is the OT. That means absolutely nothing.

The Contestants

- Matieu - A blond that is single and loves Mass Effect.
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Now...

I am looking for an assistant.... somebody who is intelligent. As long as you promise to not fuck my asshole.

After the ten have signed up, the first challenge will go up.


sign me up for being the assistant.
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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:26 pm

Sign me up.
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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:32 pm

Matieu isn't blonde dammit! I'm the blonde of the OT!! Me!!

But yeah, I'm in lol

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:34 pm

Hey take me off! i said i wanted to be an assistant. I never wanted to compete.
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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:34 pm

:stormtrooper: :stormtrooper: :stormtrooper: :stormtrooper: :stormtrooper: :stormtrooper:

Let's do this.
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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:36 pm

I'm in.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:36 pm

Ok, ok, I'll join. Sign me up.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:36 pm

O hai. Hi!
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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:24 pm

I'm assigning you a Charming Assistant (a monkey in a drag queen dress; short notice)... It won't fuck your asshole, but I can't promise anything about not humping your leg... Courtesy of the Cabana!

(Imma be your intelligent assistant)

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:35 pm

Why not. I'm in.
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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:03 pm

First Challenge

For the first challenge, you will have three days to complete it. You have to come up with an epic backstory for your character. I will rate them. If you add a picture of a sexy women, you will get 2 more points. Understood?

Winner gets a rose. Make it an epic backstory. Has to be more than 500 words.

Vote has to be in by July 24th.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:04 pm

Bobabounty wrote:
First Challenge

For the first challenge, you will have three days to complete it. You have to search online for seven sexy women, and post them all here. No porn of course. I will judge you based on the claiber of women. The winner gets a rose.

No.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:06 pm

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Bobabounty wrote:
First Challenge

For the first challenge, you will have three days to complete it. You have to search online for seven sexy women, and post them all here. No porn of course. I will judge you based on the claiber of women. The winner gets a rose.

No.

Fine.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:06 pm

Bobabounty wrote:
First Challenge

For the first challenge, you will have three days to complete it. You have to search online for seven sexy women, and post them all here. No porn of course. I will judge you based on the claiber of women. The winner gets a rose.

I don't support this challenge... don't think I'll do it...

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:14 pm

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Branch wrote:
Bobabounty wrote:
First Challenge

For the first challenge, you will have three days to complete it. You have to search online for seven sexy women, and post them all here. No porn of course. I will judge you based on the claiber of women. The winner gets a rose.

No.

Fine.

u said fine so we wait till u make a diff challenge?
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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:24 pm

New challenge is up.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:28 pm

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New challenge is up.
porque?
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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:38 am

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New challenge is up.

But who is your assistant?

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:49 am

Ahh a writing challenge, I approve Boba.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:17 am

Matieu Khai was born on Naboo, a happy child with a friendly family including his mother, father, and sister. When Khai was a young boy, his family went on a vacation to explore planets in the outer rim, it was his fathers vacation (he was a Naboo security officer). As the ship flew over the icy planet of Hoth, it had sudden engine failure, causing it to crash on the surface of the planet. Only Khai's mother and Khai himself survived. The two used the rations left on the broken vessel to survive on the planet. Khai quickly found himself adept with technology from growing up repairing systems on the ship. Eventually, when Khai was 11, a Jedi Knight who was on a mission sensed the two on Hoth. He rescued them and took them back to Naboo.

For a while, Khai was content.

Matieu began to fiddle with technology, using his experience to give him unlimited possibilities with all the updated equipment. When he was 13, he finished a droid who he affectionatly named Chirpy. Chirpy would soon become a friend for life, being an astromech droid who developed an odd sense of humor. Later in Matieu's life, he would update his droid, making sure that he could handle more situations and improving upon the rather crude design his younger self had made.

When he turned 18, Khai went out to make a living for himself. At first, he tried to get accepted into the Republic Military academy, but he was unsuccessful. The reason for this was likely because Khai made things appear. Cadets at the Academy would ask for contraband items from the outside, and Khai could smuggle them in. For a few months, Khai became to most popular cadet at the academy. Then, he smuggled a thermal detonator in. When the Cadet Khai gave it to used it, causing a giant explosion in the Academy, Khai was thrown out. After this, Khai went from one job to another, until he finally met a young woman named Jen.

The two immediately became friends and decided to assist each other. They went to a Hutt Crime Lord who gave them their first job, to transport some simple cargo from Coruscant to Nal Hutta. They managed to get the job done with ease, and received good payment. They were rehired several times and managed to buy their own vessel, named Defiance. This would spare them the expenses they had previously been forced to use in renting shuttles for their jobs. Defiance was made to Khai's wishes, exactly as he wanted it. It came well armed, with missiles, laser cannons, and twin laser turrets on either side of Defiance. It had a small, working med bay, several cargo bays, along with several rooms where any passengers could stay (Along with rooms for Khai and Jen.) Of course, what every smuggling ship needed, hidden areas for storing illegal contraband, was included as well.

When Khai was 22, he and Jen become more then just friends. A romance between them had been building for some time, and it finally turned into an actual relationship. One night, the two had been discussing how to smuggle a Zabrak male across the galaxy (The Zabrak Male had one of the largest bounties in existence. Jen had moved over and sat next to Khai, looking him in the eyes and asking him if he loved her. Without a hesitation, Khai answered yes. Jen kissed him, and the relationship had begun. For two years, the pair had a deep relationship, despite having spent all their time together, they had never had an official relationship before this. When Matieu Khai was 24, he and Jen were on a simple mission to smuggle Hutt Property through Imperial lines where it could be used as relief supplies to a Republic Planet which had its supply lines cut.

The pair were caught and Defiance crippled and boarded. Khai and Jen attempted to defend their vessel, but they were doomed to fail from the shear amount of Imperial Troops against them. Khai, Jen, and Chirpy retreated to the cockpit, where they attempted to barricade themselves in. The enemy began throwing thermal detonators, several of which Chirpy managed to shoot in mid air, sending them back. One finally got in, blowing the barricade apart, and sending Chirpy into a wall, breaking several pieces of him and, finally, deactivating the droid. Khai and Jen used their blasters, fighting the large enemy. It was futile though, eventually, a shot got in, hitting Khai in the chest. The smuggler fell backwards, gasping in pain as he hit the wall. He slid down slowly, eyes closing. He was not dead, by any means, but to everybody there, it appeared he was dead. Jen ran over to him, attempting to find out if he was really dead. Before she could get there, a blaster bolt hit her in the leg, causing her to fall over. The Captain of the Imperial vessel that had boarded them, The Iron Grip, had come aboard. He inspected Jen, and found her attractive, taking her with him aboard Iron Grip as a prisoner. Jen lost the will to go on, with her only friend in the world, Matieu Khai, 'dead' and herself, a prisoner. The first night aboard Iron Grip, she wept for the first time in over a decade.

When Khai awoke, Defiance was dead in space, engines inactive, weapon systems shattered, life support failing. Khai dragged himself to the med bay, applying bacta to his wound. Khai felt he would survive, but with the ship in the state it was, he was in no condition to repair it. Khai dragged himself to the bridge, and looked at the security footage to find out what happened. The Smuggler watched as Jen was captured, and he saw the look on the Imperial Captains face as he inspected Jen. Khai knew what would happen to her. The Smuggler finally noticed Chirpy, and realized the droid could save the ship. With the last of his energy, Khai repaired Chirpy. Luckily, his memory core had remained intact. As Khai collapsed from exhaustion, the Droid went about repairing the ship. Chirpy repaired the engines and life support, taking the ship back to Naboo. When Khai awoke, his first reaction was anger. Not at Chirpy, but at himself. He had failed, and because of that, the only woman he had ever loved was gone. Khai promised himself, he would find her, no matter what.

Khai began repairing his ship, using his vast store of credits to bring Defiance to the wonder it had once been. When all was done, Khai began investigating about the name of the Iron Grip's Captain, hoping that could let Khai track the man down. The Investigations were expensive, and soon, Khai was out of money, with nothing to show for it. He was forced to go back to smuggling, earning credits and spending them to get more information. One day, Khai hopes, he will find Jen again. And when he does, the Captain who stole her would pay, not a swift death, but a long, brutal one. The loss of Jen has turned Khai into a darker person, one who is more wary to trust. Love does strange things to a person, and it changed Khai to lose Jen. The kindness he used to show was replaced with a more ruthless behavior, doing more deeds to get closer to the Captain. But that's life in a dark Galaxy.

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:29 am

For the record, that bio was based on my original one, but I added and edited a lot of it to make it better for you Boba.

love you too

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PostSubject: Re: OT Bachelor Pad - Season 1: The Origins of Life.    Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:36 am

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For the record, that bio was based on my original one, but I added and edited a lot of it to make it better for you Boba.

love you too

Thanks. You score an 84/100.

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