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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: The truth about Texas   Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:17 pm

Okay so I have been noticing a lot of people on this forum are unaware about the truth about Texas. I just thought I would fill you all in with the creation story of Texas.

Long ago in the distant land thier was a utopian commune known as Waterloo. It was run by the mystical type of white man known as the "College Drop Out." The college drop out had talked to Mother Earth on many of his LSD (Life, Spirit, Death) walks and found out how to grow the most magical of all herbs, it was called Marijuana.

The College Drop Out lived in peace with Mother Earth and cultivated her greatest gift Mairjuana for all of the happy people of Waterloo. The people lived in peace with the animals and the sky and the nutrigrain bars. They wore blue jeans and lived in hemp houses. And so everyone was happy.

Eventually though a darkness grew on the horizon and the not-so-great white man appeared. This was the Red Neck. Though both he and the College Drop Out came from the same mold the red neck differed in that fact that he never went to college. The Red Neck was also solely responsible for the destruction of the Native Americans, the ensalvement of the Africans, and the opression of the Mexicans. Since you know the College Drop Out apparently came from a family that apparently was always .000000000001 perecent Cherokee and that made them "all-right."

Soon there was tension in the commune of Waterloo. A leader from the red necks rose. This was the anti-christ, spawn of satan, false prophet, demon in disguise, evil dude, and businessman Rick Perry. Rick Perry forced all of the College Drop Outs to relocate to new communes called jail where there was much less Marijuana and much more rape. Eventually the College Drop Outs revolted and were promptly shot.

And so that is why there is a child molester living in my neighborhood.

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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:30 pm

Legion wrote:
Okay so I have been noticing a lot of people on this forum are unaware about the truth about Texas. I just thought I would fill you all in with the creation story of Texas.

Long ago in the distant land thier was a utopian commune known as Waterloo. It was run by the mystical type of white man known as the "College Drop Out." The college drop out had talked to Mother Earth on many of his LSD (Life, Spirit, Death) walks and found out how to grow the most magical of all herbs, it was called Marijuana.

The College Drop Out lived in peace with Mother Earth and cultivated her greatest gift Mairjuana for all of the happy people of Waterloo. The people lived in peace with the animals and the sky and the nutrigrain bars. They wore blue jeans and lived in hemp houses. And so everyone was happy.

Eventually though a darkness grew on the horizon and the not-so-great white man appeared. This was the Red Neck. Though both he and the College Drop Out came from the same mold the red neck differed in that fact that he never went to college. The Red Neck was also solely responsible for the destruction of the Native Americans, the ensalvement of the Africans, and the opression of the Mexicans. Since you know the College Drop Out apparently came from a family that apparently was always .000000000001 perecent Cherokee and that made them "all-right."

Soon there was tension in the commune of Waterloo. A leader from the red necks rose. This was the anti-christ, spawn of satan, false prophet, demon in disguise, evil dude, and businessman Rick Perry. Rick Perry forced all of the College Drop Outs to relocate to new communes called jail where there was much less Marijuana and much more rape. Eventually the College Drop Outs revolted and were promptly shot.

And so that is why there is a child molester living in my neighborhood.

I find this very hurtful of my feelings.
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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:50 pm

*insert uncalled for insult here*

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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:09 pm

Wut.

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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:46 pm

wtf........ ? Can you see nao?!
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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:55 pm

The truth must be told!

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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:38 am

I'm not seeing this...

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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:41 pm

BananaDealer wrote:
I'm not seeing this...

It's exactly like it!

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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:44 pm

Legion wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
I'm not seeing this...

It's exactly like it!

No! Quit bumping this thread or I'll break your neck like they do in the movies! (that is not a threat for out lovely Admins)

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PostSubject: Re: The truth about Texas   Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:52 pm

Branch wrote:
Legion wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
I'm not seeing this...

It's exactly like it!

No! Quit bumping this thread or I'll break your neck like they do in the movies! (that is not a threat for out lovely Admins)

It's on the first page it's fair game. So high

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