| Dear Ulyaoth, | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:47 pm | |
| Dear Uly,
There is something that I have been meaning to tell you for a long time and I've only just really built up the courage to actually say it. I'm sorry this isn't in a PM but I'm sure you will appreciate me showing everyone here what I have to say.
Okay, so here goes (wow I'm nervous just typing it!)...
Ever since we first met on the SWTOR site I have had this burning desire to speak to you. It was always difficult though as, you see, there were so many people about in the old OT that I just couldn't speak to you directly without people noticing. I didn't want people to notice. I wanted this thing between you and I to be a private thing. Time went by and I noticed your affection towards plenty of girls in the OT and just felt like there was not a chance for me in your life. I was up against some stiff competition after all.
So, anyway, I left this feeling alone for a while but then finally the OT section was cruelly deleted by the moderators. Suddenly, I felt this pain in my chest - in my heart. It was like someone had grabbed a huge kitchen knife and plunged it straight through my beating heart. A few tears rolled down my cheek as I thought about a life without you. What would I do if I couldn't speak to you. I couldn't even consider it. Luckily, the OT Alliance still had their forum which I was active on and I realised that you were a part of this forum. You hadn't posted much but it was okay - there was hope.
One day I was just browsing these forums and I noticed your name on latest post of a thread. My heart started to beat so fast. I kept saying to myself "It's okay, calm down, be cool, don't give yourself away". You seemed happy when I posted and it made me feel so loved. There were not many/any girls on this forum either at this time so I finally thought to myself "Oh my, maybe this time it will just be me and Uly. Just us two and we can finally make something out of all of this sexual tension". Then Leet came. I felt my hopes lost and gone forever. You showed interest in her. I cried.
I dealt with it. I even tried to move on; Soup was only a few years younger than me, I thought. We could get something going and keep it a secret until it would be legal. But you were always there Uly, always there in my heart, soul and mind. Chat became popular and active one day suddenly. You were on chat, Uly. You spoke of a girl at work. My heart sunk even more. You had Leet, now you wanted another girl? What were you? Some kind of player? I read about how much you liked this girl that you worked with. I couldn't let this slip.
I attempted to find out where you live. I found out where you work and searched where all of the Kohl's stores are. I tracked you down to California but realised that before I could come and make a real move on you I had to get rid of this girl that you work with. So I did some research. I have a plan to abduct her. It's all prepared but then I thought "Maybe Uly will want to join me and we can make some sadistic game out of it all".
That is now why I am writing this. I just can't hide my undying love for you anymore and I will be sending you boob pics soon to make sure that you cannot reject me. There is so much more that I could write but I feel like maybe that should be left for just you to read.
Now, even if you deny my love I shall rise again like the phoenix ashes and sweep you up in my bosom until you love me.
Thank you for your time.
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:47 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:49 pm | |
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Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:50 pm | |
| I loled | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:51 pm | |
| I drew a picture for you guys | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:52 pm | |
| - Matieu Shepard wrote:
- I loled
Erm, why? That is so rude. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:52 pm | |
| Can't believe I just read that. <3 | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:04 pm | |
| That was beautiful. I'm going to make a movie about this now. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:19 pm | |
| - Zero Beat wrote:
- That was beautiful. I'm going to make a movie about this now.
Yeah it's inspirational isn't it? | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:30 pm | |
| OMFG!!!!
That was soooo romantic! Especially the part where you abduct his co-worker and send him boob shots!
/spank | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:32 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- OMFG!!!!
That was soooo romantic! Especially the part where you abduct his co-worker and send him boob shots!
/spank Thanks, I really tried my hardest. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:05 pm | |
| There's still time. I'm unspoken for. But I will warn you, the first woman to claim me will be the one I give my complete devotion to. It's a done deal then, unless she leaves me. Or cheats on me. I'd forgive it the first time, but I'd die inside knowing that I wasn't enough and it's only a matter of time until she seeks someone else again....
But anyway, it's America rules, here. First come, first serve! Act fast! | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:07 pm | |
| You're too hard on yourself, Uly. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:07 pm | |
| I'm staying out of this one... For fear of offending Vase... | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:16 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- There's still time. I'm unspoken for. But I will warn you, the first woman to claim me will be the one I give my complete devotion to. It's a done deal then, unless she leaves me. Or cheats on me. I'd forgive it the first time, but I'd die inside knowing that I wasn't enough and it's only a matter of time until she seeks someone else again....
But anyway, it's America rules, here. First come, first serve! Act fast! So that's it hmm? I pour my heart out and that's how you respond? | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:41 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- So that's it hmm?
I pour my heart out and that's how you respond? I think we both know you're not serious about this. I really do like to talk to you, though. We can always be friendzorz on the internetzorz. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:46 pm | |
| ...............
I have yet to see the punch line.... | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:48 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- ...............
I have yet to see the punch line.... There is none. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:48 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
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I have yet to see the punch line.... There is none. Silly Causa... wait really? | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:56 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- So that's it hmm?
I pour my heart out and that's how you respond? I think we both know you're not serious about this. I really do like to talk to you, though. We can always be friendzorz on the internetzorz. You just ripped my heart in two. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:57 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- So that's it hmm?
I pour my heart out and that's how you respond? I think we both know you're not serious about this. I really do like to talk to you, though. We can always be friendzorz on the internetzorz. You just ripped my heart in two. I'M CONFLICTED!!! | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:01 pm | |
| Ulyaoth, you monster... | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:13 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
I think we both know you're not serious about this. I really do like to talk to you, though. We can always be friendzorz on the internetzorz. You just ripped my heart in two. I'M CONFLICTED!!! Say what? | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:14 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
You just ripped my heart in two. I'M CONFLICTED!!! Say what?
You're underaged, yet you took the time to write that, Uly says he wants to be friends... GAH!!! | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: Dear Ulyaoth, Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:17 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- So that's it hmm?
I pour my heart out and that's how you respond? I think we both know you're not serious about this. I really do like to talk to you, though. We can always be friendzorz on the internetzorz. /slap Are you NUTZ?!?!?! Do you ever wanna see your co-worker in one piece again?!?!?! /duct tape /camera | |
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