| The Truth About Wilbourn | |
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Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
| Subject: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:06 pm | |
| I have done extensive research, and have come to realize something. Wilbourn is suffering from DVD. What is this you ask? Let me give you the Masterful definition.
"The first symptoms of DVD are repeated threats, hullicinations of monkeys and the inability to pronouce penguinlicious. Then you will be hit with rapid memory loss and inablity to do backflips. Finally, you will have the sudden urge to post pictures of lemons and notice differences in your appearence. DVD will eventually kill you after say 15 years with it. "
According to experts, these are the signs of DarthViscocity Disease. Now then, let me explain why Wilbourn is suffering from it.
1: Wilbournz has been repeatedly threatened by lesser beings (Branch.)
2: Wilbourn has been seen talkign about monkeys, obviously, he is hallucinating them.
3: According to people who used mics with Wilbourn, he cannot pronounce Penguinlicious.
4: Wilbourn can't remember what he had for breakfest.
5: LEMONZ!!! WILBOURN IS OBSESSED WITH LEMONZ!!!
6: Wilbournz notices his epic appearence.
The evidence is clear, Wilbourn was born with DVD. And he is now 14... so he has one year left before DVD kills him... and infects us all. | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:10 pm | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:12 pm | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:12 pm | |
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Your statement is wrong- Wil ain't hallucinating no monkeys! They are MY monkeys! They like his company...
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:13 pm | |
| Meh. Being infrected with the Jetbounty is way worse. | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:25 pm | |
| Branch threaten Willbourn? | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:29 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- Branch threaten Willbourn?
I concur. As far as I know, he just links random words together... | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:29 pm | |
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Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:40 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- When did I insult Wil?
I ran out of ideas | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:46 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:47 pm | |
| - Matieu wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- When did I insult Wil?
I ran out of ideas It was the first one on the list... Also... Wilbourn is a mythical entity in league with Slenderman... and prefers his Gatorade shaken not stirred. | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: The Truth About Wilbourn Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:50 pm | |
| At first I was like: Then I was like: Finally, I was like: | |
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