Marijuana Medical Practice

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:07 am

Hello thar, I am Doctor Daroska, professional at the marijuana medical practice.
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If you would step through here you would notice Miss Causa, a victim of OCGD (obsessive compulsive game disorder). Over there you will notice Mr. Matieu, a former finnish scientist who now thinks he is a president of some nazi alliance. In here there is Doctor Grimeth, our government supplied panda who cheers up the ill kids. And in this hallway we see:

CollaWars: a redneck drunk who has been known to drive off roads more than once.
Sergeant Scott: a vietnam veteran who comes here to counsel people. He's very good!
Doctor Wilbourn: resident irish pimp. Supplies the whiskey and various patients off the street.
Vaseline: a whore who we are testing for various sexually transmitted diseases.
Doctor Spanky: head of this medical facility. Gets blood donors to come in with the offer of candy.
Branch: a former child who suffered from multiple tumors. All that is left is a tumor version of him.
Mort: a vampiric blood addict. We're rehabilitating him with donated blood packs.
No-bark Smap: a crazy commie nazi who talks mostly wise nonsense. He's here for the marijuana.
Doctor Leet: a hawt cosmetologist, masseur and physiotherapist. She goes around on roller skates.

So what will you be wanting today good sir/madam. Prescription? counselling? candy?
So high

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:54 am

I'm from the Government and I'm here too shut you down. The END!

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:56 am

Yeah, how much for 43 pounds of weed, and the girls?

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:23 am

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:10 am

BACK IN 'NAM WE DIDN'T HAVE DEPRESSION! WE SHOT OURSELVES IN THE HEAD TO GET RID OF THE SCRATCHING NOISES!

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:26 am

SoupWithSauce wrote:: Yeah, how much for 43 pounds of weed, and the girls?

Step right through to my office, Mr. Soup was it? we'll settle an agreement in there.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Hey Doc. Can you do anything about duct tape burns?

These bitches be complainin' something fierce!

*drops wiggling body bag on floor*

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:00 am

Spanky wrote:: Hey Doc. Can you do anything about duct tape burns?

These bitches be complainin' something fierce!

*drops wiggling body bag on floor*

Complaining eh? well, that just won't do!

*grabs hydrofluoric acid bottle and proceeds to drop it on the burns*

That should make the person more.. susceptible and more easy to move around.
Here's some bandages and marijuana incase anything more becomes of it.

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:09 am

Mr Daroska... I've just invented a new type of fire that kills people twice as fast!

OMG!

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:15 am

Daroska wrote:: Vaseline: a whore who we are testing for various sexually transmitted diseases.

Is that really necessary? I don't find it funny.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Vaseline wrote:

Daroska wrote:: Vaseline: a whore who we are testing for various sexually transmitted diseases.

Is that really necessary? I don't find it funny.

I did.

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:22 am

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Daroska wrote:: Vaseline: a whore who we are testing for various sexually transmitted diseases.

Is that really necessary? I don't find it funny.

I did.

Fed up of being called a whore and a bitch tbh.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Is that really necessary? I don't find it funny.

I did.

Fed up of being called a whore and a bitch tbh.

Well don't act li- Nevermind. $I\'m not crazy$

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:25 am

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:: I did.

Fed up of being called a whore and a bitch tbh.

Well don't act li- Nevermind. $I\'m not crazy$

k

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:26 am

I'd Defend Vase...

But naaah.

Hello Clarice

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:27 am

Matieu wrote:: I'd Defend Vase...

But naaah.

#getoverit

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:17 am

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Is that really necessary? I don't find it funny.

I did.

Fed up of being called a whore and a bitch tbh.

#Treatment of the day: act less like what people say you are and maybe they will call you something different.

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:20 pm

Miss Causa? Female avatars don't make me female or a transvestite. And I don't think Chronic will help anyone atm.

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:27 pm

SoupWithSauce wrote:: Yeah, how much for 43 pounds of weed, and the girls?

I hope I don't count as one. no...just no

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:30 pm

Causa wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: Yeah, how much for 43 pounds of weed, and the girls?

I hope I don't count as one. no...just no

/Pats Causa on back.

It's alright man, it's alright...

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:37 pm

Daroska wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Grimeth wrote:: I did.

Fed up of being called a whore and a bitch tbh.

#Treatment of the day: act less like what people say you are and maybe they will call you something different.

What the hell is your problem? I don't act like a whore because I'm not a whore.

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:18 pm

Vaseline wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Fed up of being called a whore and a bitch tbh.

#Treatment of the day: act less like what people say you are and maybe they will call you something different.

What the hell is your problem? I don't act like a whore because I'm not a whore.

To act promiscuous or to suggest promiscuity makes one only need to take a final step before being called a whore. To act less promiscuous or to suggest less promiscuity would therefore make the answer to not being called a whore.

But my calling someone names is simply to follow the forum stereotype, to entertain people reading. It is not designed to be harmful. Just to follow a trend, as it were. Taking such threads as this to be serious is but a fool's errand. Might I remind you the OT was not full of serious threads and serious people, it was full of trolls who joke too much and often forget about most peoples feelings.

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:29 pm

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:31 pm

I need Miss Causa for my lesbian avatar experiment. Yep, that's what we'll do. Not me just sucking his blood in a back alleyway.

Subject: Re: Marijuana Medical Practice Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:31 pm

Matieu wrote:

I turned on my brain and made things overly complicated again I bet. What is this.. I don