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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:17 pm

Since all of you kiddies are now back to school I would like to make sure you receive a very well rounded education. So...in the spirit of higher learning Professor Spanky (that's me) is starting an on line course for all of you to take.

"Spankyism 101"

We will be covering such wonderful topics like:

-Where is all this hair coming from?
-How not to leave marks on your date.
-Trolling for dummies
-Straight jacket weaving
-Monkey husbandry
-Hot Tub repair
-As well as many others!

Anyone who participates will be given assignments to hand in on a regular basis.

I will be making the class roster over the next couple of days so if you like to participate please sign up here.

All members of the OTA as well as anyone who's mom is a stripper or dead hooker will be tuition free.


Attendance list 9/8/11

GM
Morrigan
BEWBZ...TEEHEE!!!
Soupy
Scott
refresher course
Banana
guest Monkey sex guy
Burkmanjanitor
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MegaloBranch
formerly of MegaloMart of Arlin TX
PostApocalypticSpiderGoat

Grades 9/10/11

Scot - B+

Mat - B
Vampires suck

Morrigan - A You will earn it later ;)

Burkman - D you missed a spot

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:23 pm

*raises hand* I have a question.



...Oh so many questions, about you Spanky....

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:25 pm

*raises hand*

I also have some questions....

Is there going to be an oral exam?

And what if your date WANTS marks to be left? (Just sayin')


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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:34 pm

Yes, why do I have a penis coming out of my butt?

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:35 pm

I'm already a graduate of this school... Hitlah!

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:42 pm

Scott wrote:
I'm already a graduate of this school... Hitlah!

Spanking one person at a time.

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:25 pm

Oi! I'm the only one licensed to teach Monkey Husbandry! *Whips out MD Certificate in Monkey Husbandry from the Massachusetts Institute of Trollology.* See? So I'll be lecturing that class, thank you very much...

*Walks in class room with a monkey and an armful of very old-looking charts.*
Good day, class! Today we will be learning Monkey Husbandry 1.01! The first thing you need to know about monkeys is that you should NEVER, under no pretense or circumstances WHATSOEVER, give them peanuts. Or any other product derived from the Arachis hypogaea. Why? Let us just say you do not want to find out and your life will be fairly better off, not to mention therapist-free, if you don't know...

Questions? No? Good.

*Puts monkey on desk in front of blackboard.*

Now... Monkey husbandry is fairly easy to understand... Put them in one room with anything and they would most assuredly jump on it and start humping away! Observe!

*Unravels one old chart, which in fact appears to be a crude drawing of a chinchilla. Monkey immediately starts attempting to have intercourse with said drawing.*

Sometimes, well- ofttimes, ghastly, mutated hybrid creatures result from what is called a monkey-in-heat. Word of advice- never get trapped under a carpet with so much as a single such monkey... Or risk the consequences...

*Takes a look at a shivering Jet.*

Dismissed!

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:37 pm

No thanks.

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:04 pm

Gaming Misfit wrote:
*raises hand* I have a question.



...Oh so many questions, about you Spanky....

Yes...the Jawa in the front row. What is it?

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
*raises hand*

I also have some questions....

Is there going to be an oral exam?

And what if your date WANTS marks to be left? (Just sayin')

I will be administering your oral exam personally at the end of each class. Now please put your ball gag back on.

SoupWithSauce wrote:
Yes, why do I have a penis coming out of my butt?

The question you should be asking is how it got in there in the first place. Don't worry...we won't judge you...much.

Scott wrote:
I'm already a graduate of this school... Hitlah!

You were my best student *sniff* They grow up soooo fast. But why!?

Burkman wrote:
No thanks.

Excuse me sir...could you finish sweeping after class is over? Youre distracting the people who WANT to learn.


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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:32 pm

Spanky wrote:
Gaming Misfit wrote:
*raises hand* I have a question.



...Oh so many questions, about you Spanky....


Mistress Morrigan wrote:
*raises hand*

I also have some questions....

Is there going to be an oral exam?

And what if your date WANTS marks to be left? (Just sayin')

I will be administering your oral exam personally at the end of each class. Now please put your ball gag back on.


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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:44 pm

I'm currently working on my Womanizer PhD. OMG!


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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:53 pm

*Raises hand*

I WANNA BE A DENTIST!

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:07 pm

I wanna be lawyer/doctor/U.S. President/drug dealer/superhero. Anyway you could help with that?

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:15 pm

Branch wrote:
I wanna be lawyer/doctor/U.S. President/drug dealer/superhero. Anyway you could help with that?

No... not another Texan President...


Never. Again.

/Fleeb4politicrage

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:16 pm

Matieu wrote:
Branch wrote:
I wanna be lawyer/doctor/U.S. President/drug dealer/superhero. Anyway you could help with that?

No... not another Texan President...


Never. Again.

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Might be sooner than you think OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:18 pm

Branch wrote:
Matieu wrote:
Branch wrote:
I wanna be lawyer/doctor/U.S. President/drug dealer/superhero. Anyway you could help with that?

No... not another Texan President...


Never. Again.

/Fleeb4politicrage

Might be sooner than you think OMG!

Son, we don't talk about Rick Perry in this har thread.

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:19 pm

Matieu wrote:
Branch wrote:
I wanna be lawyer/doctor/U.S. President/drug dealer/superhero. Anyway you could help with that?

No... not another Texan President...


Never. Again.

/Fleeb4politicrage

Bush isn't Texan.


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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:20 pm

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Branch wrote:
I wanna be lawyer/doctor/U.S. President/drug dealer/superhero. Anyway you could help with that?

No... not another Texan President...


Never. Again.

/Fleeb4politicrage

Bush isn't Texan.


Agreed.

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:21 pm

So....about that question.........Can I go home?

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:44 pm

Spanky wrote:

Excuse me sir...could you finish sweeping after class is over? Youre distracting the people who WANT to learn.


Notice how I didn't stick around? I'm in India learning about their culture and contemplating on whether I should buy one of these:



It's called an esraj.

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:03 am

PimpIngram wrote:
*Raises hand*

I WANNA BE A DENTIST!

"What yo mama say?"

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:06 am

oooooo I come from a single parent family and need guidance.
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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:34 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
oooooo I come from a single parent family and need guidance.


Our many counselors are here to help! OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:14 am

Spanky wrote:
GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
oooooo I come from a single parent family and need guidance.


Our many counselors are here to help! OMG!


Hopefully they can help me with my crippling fear of slaters.
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PostSubject: Re: Prof. Spanky Phd. BdSm   Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:55 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
Spanky wrote:
GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
oooooo I come from a single parent family and need guidance.


Our many counselors are here to help! OMG!


Hopefully they can help me with my crippling fear of slaters.

1. slater

A verb meaning to sit backwards on a toilet while defecating. The term is a reference to a sitting technique used by A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell."

It has been suggested that the act of slatering might come into use when encountering public toilets in Europe, which often feature a shit shelf. Slatering the toilet would provide a more sanitary bathroom experience.
"dude, i totally just slatered that toilet. it was amazing because i could rest my reading material on the top of the tank."


Perhaps you should stop peeking through the glory hole. Say whaaa?

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