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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:53 am

I once saw a sasquatch ride a unicorn across a rainbow to far flung heavens.
However, a nazi t-rex in a jumbo jet killed him before he could make it to safety.
This nazi t-rex in question was then smashed to death by a guy wielding a frying pan.

'Demopan' as some would call him, then had a battle of apocalyptic proportions with Chuck Norris.
Splitting the world in two, Bruce Lee came down from the heavens and smited both with kung-fu.
Lee then glued the world back together with indestructable adamantium bamboo and kryptonite.

That was the event which made Infinity Ward, EA & Blizzard team up to take over the world.
By getting people so addicted to games that they eventually listened to their every command.
But the new gaming company became too greedy and a civil war happened between two factions.

'MicroDLC' and 'MacinSub' had an endless war for dominance over the last resources.
Making the Earth turn into a volcanic heap or a frozen husk many times in the future of this vision.
At last, though, Raptor Jesus came out of his meatfest coma and proceeded to fix everything.

First, he farted America off the face of the earth.
For he found the notion of a 'world police' displeasing to his nature.
Next, he destroyed all factions and made people worship him as an omnipotent god.

Lastly he reinstated Scott as king of Scottland and made his dad the next Robot Santa Claus.
This all proved to help the earth a great deal, as it started to once again create life.
And Scott, with the help of the Square Table, conquered the world and created eternal peace.

The Earth was renamed 'Scott' and we all lived happily ever after.

Thee End.
So high

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:59 am

Holy... what where you hitting!? Auh

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:11 pm

Scott wrote:
Holy... what where you hitting!? Auh

The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
uh huh

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:31 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Holy... what where you hitting!? Auh

The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
uh huh

Well naturally... but I figured I'd make this a 2 phase plan. OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:02 pm

Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Holy... what where you hitting!? Auh

The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
uh huh

Well naturally... but I figured I'd make this a 2 phase plan. OMG!

I think he finally found Smap's stash.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:05 pm

The Gorillas agree.


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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:22 pm

Spanky wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:


The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
uh huh

Well naturally... but I figured I'd make this a 2 phase plan. OMG!

I think he finally found Smap's stash.

Damn I looked all over for that where was it hidden?

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:26 pm

Meatlocker wrote:
Spanky wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:


The follow up question to that is: And is he going to share with us?
uh huh

Well naturally... but I figured I'd make this a 2 phase plan. OMG!

I think he finally found Smap's stash.

Damn I looked all over for that where was it hidden?

Ooooooo no... that's for me to know... and you to pay 4 grand to find out. Say whaaa?

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:26 pm

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OMG seriously? What did he say?

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:33 pm

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I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:35 pm

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I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:

Oh shit... MAT THEY'RE SEEING THE MESSAGE!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:41 pm

1. To all wondering what Daroska's been smoking: I found this requisition form on my desk yesterday, it was for 12 pounds of Fermented Ewok-fertalized Moldy Jupiter Banana Peels (one of my strongest)... Unwittingly I signed it without looking who it was for, assuming it was for the Cabana labs... No. There are still very experimental... None of you can't have any.

2. Daroska... If you've already gone through them... Yeah... I'll be sending my crack team of monkey Inception Agents after ya. Just don't worry... We're gonna get you out of this...





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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:49 pm

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I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:

Oh shit... MAT THEY'RE SEEING THE MESSAGE!

Eliminate all Resistance!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:53 pm

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I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:

Oh shit... MAT THEY'RE SEEING THE MESSAGE!

Eliminate all Resistance!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:04 pm

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I was an admin, why am I not gold? D:

Oh shit... MAT THEY'RE SEEING THE MESSAGE!

Eliminate all Resistance!

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LMAO Oh man

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:07 pm

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First, he farted America off the face of the earth.

This will never, ever happen. In any universe. I'm sorry, Daroska. But we are the end all be all of all the countries on Earth. If there's ever a time when there is no United States of America... the rest of the world will be gone, too. We'll take you with us if we have to.

We're that big a deal.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:26 am

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First, he farted America off the face of the earth.

This will never, ever happen. In any universe. I'm sorry, Daroska. But we are the end all be all of all the countries on Earth. If there's ever a time when there is no United States of America... the rest of the world will be gone, too. We'll take you with us if we have to.

We're that big a deal.

I like pre-June 7th, 1776. Dexter

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:55 am

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I like pre-June 7th, 1776. Dexter

I was expecting you to be a great deal more angry...

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:17 am

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I like pre-June 7th, 1776. Dexter

I was expecting you to be a great deal more angry...

I was expecting more chocolate in your post. yeah

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:38 pm

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I like pre-June 7th, 1776. Dexter

I was expecting you to be a great deal more angry...

I was expecting more chocolate in your post. yeah

Chocolate:



Daroska:

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:47 pm

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This guy wins soooo fucking bad...

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:00 pm

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This guy wins soooo fucking bad...

I'm pretty sure someone just mentioned KFC to him... but that's just me being racy.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:12 am

Scott wrote:
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I was expecting you to be a great deal more angry...

I was expecting more chocolate in your post. yeah

Chocolate:



Daroska:

Totally and absolutely correct. Now, where's the god damn chocolate? I'm hungry! you

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PostSubject: Re: Put the Lime in the Coconut   Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:31 am

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I was expecting more chocolate in your post. yeah

Chocolate:



Daroska:

Totally and absolutely correct. Now, where's the god damn chocolate? I'm hungry! you

Oh, I got something chocolate you can nibble on! BLAM!

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