Exciting thread topic!

I've been trying to think of topic for a while and can't think of one. So I am going to ramble on a bit. You ever have those friends who are girls, but you are not in a sexual relationship with them. Then one day you notice they have big boobs and nice legs and then you remember why you became friends with them (because they looked pretty), but then realise it's too late too make any moves on and it would be awkward if you did. 1 because you are moving and 2 because the train ride you take together most days to get into the city would become awkward and would involve both of you sitting at opposite ends of the train if you did. So you just decide to be friends, but the next time they hug you. You embrace it just a little too much and then make some weird excuse that you were just stealing body heat. But end up coming off as awkward?

(further ramblings too come)

Stealing body heat? That's the best you could think of?

And how nice are her legs?

Bobabounty wrote:

Stealing body heat? That's the best you could think of?

And how nice are her legs?

By legs I should say thighs. I have a thing for thighs.

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

Stealing body heat? That's the best you could think of?

And how nice are her legs?

By legs I should say thighs. I have a thing for thighs.

Booty... shorts...

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

Stealing body heat? That's the best you could think of?

And how nice are her legs?

By legs I should say thighs. I have a thing for thighs.

I second this.

The Second Rambling

So since morrigan and spanky like to discuss their sex life. I will discuss part of mine. My first time was on a bean bag, it was already my favourite bean bag and Me and My girlfriend at that time when watching spiderman. She was an Emo and I asked her out after someone told me she liked me. Weather that was true or not or my friend Aaron trying to trick me. I still do not know but she accepted. It had been like a month and half since then and we were on the bean bag. In the middle of a fight with Dr Octopus she started kissing me and it lead from there and I was happy that no one was home. Especially my mother would off made me get a vasectomy (she made my dad get one) or you know just cut my nutts off. As I fondly remember the day my sister tried to have sex in her bedroom with her boyfriend and my mum court on. Funny for me, not for my sister. Anyway back to the bean bag. So we got through doing it and I was like wow I just did it and it felt great. Wish I could of lasted longer. But meh its not like it was the last time. Anyway later when I was buy myself I started to feel a little robbed. I mean Isn't the guy the one who initiates? and doesn't that make me the bitch of the relationship? Well anyway I didn't tell anyone about this till a few weeks later when my friend told me about his first encounter. I then told him what happened to me. My gf at the time was sitting infront of me. Let's say she was not impressed and she got mad when I kinda just shrugged when she was like why did you say that. I'm kinda happy she wasn't in the same maths class as me the next year because my friend and I's main topic was Milf and how much milf our year organiser was. She was about 40 but I would off tapped that in a heart beat and the same for her sister who was my science teacher. But then she got pregnant. I totally saw her nipples though. Kinda big but that does not bother me.

So you cummed inside of an emo girl on a bean bag.

Bobabounty wrote:

So you cummed inside of an emo girl on a bean bag.

You know you could of put it less crudely.

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

So you cummed inside of an emo girl on a bean bag.

You know you could of put it less crudely.

You... blew yer load in her?

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

So you cummed inside of an emo girl on a bean bag.

You know you could of put it less crudely.

You... blew yer load in her?

You know that is actually less crude in my opinion.

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

So you cummed inside of an emo girl on a bean bag.

You know you could of put it less crudely.

You... blew yer load in her?

You know that is actually less crude in my opinion.

lmao k

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:

You... blew yer load in her?

You know that is actually less crude in my opinion.

lmao k

I really just don't like the word cum.

GSG's orgasm face:

Scott wrote:

GSG's orgasm face:

By the looks of that. I'm kinda angry but not too angry. More displeased than anything else and the sex was rather rough.

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:

GSG's orgasm face:

By the looks of that. I'm kinda angry but not too angry. More displeased than anything else and the sex was rather rough.

I think it's just because I always imagine you with Zach Galifianakis' expression all the time...

Bobabounty wrote:

So you cummed inside of an emo girl on a bean bag.

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CollaWars wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

So you cummed inside of an emo girl on a bean bag.

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LOL. I've never seen an Emo chick with ANY expression on her face...let alone THAT one!

Spanky wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

So you cummed inside of an emo girl on a bean bag.

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LOL. I've never seen an Emo chick with ANY expression on her face...let alone THAT one!

It shows you are man when their face looks like this...

Spoiler:

CollaWars wrote:

Spanky wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

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LOL. I've never seen an Emo chick with ANY expression on her face...let alone THAT one!

It shows you are man when their face looks like this...

Spoiler:

OMG! I think I know her!

CollaWars wrote:

Spanky wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

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LOL. I've never seen an Emo chick with ANY expression on her face...let alone THAT one!

It shows you are man when their face looks like this...

Spoiler:

Now that's nasty. You all know my views on facials

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

Spanky wrote:

LOL. I've never seen an Emo chick with ANY expression on her face...let alone THAT one!

It shows you are man when their face looks like this...

Spoiler:

Now that's nasty. You all know my views on facials

We do indeed.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

Spanky wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

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LOL. I've never seen an Emo chick with ANY expression on her face...let alone THAT one!

It shows you are man when their face looks like this...

Spoiler:

Now that's nasty. You all know my views on facials

In the mouth or not at all?

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

It shows you are man when their face looks like this...

Spoiler:

Now that's nasty. You all know my views on facials

In the mouth or not at all?

In the mouth AWESOME, pearl necklaces awesome, anywhere EXCEPT the face. There are levels of degrading that I won't do- that's one of them.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

It shows you are man when their face looks like this...

Spoiler:

Now that's nasty. You all know my views on facials

In the mouth or not at all?

In the mouth AWESOME, pearl necklaces awesome, anywhere EXCEPT the face. There are levels of degrading that I won't do- that's one of them.

tbh... facials aren't attractive.