L12PW Enraged Lobster

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:01 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: You know, you could meet her at work, with a big boom box like John Cusack in Say Anything... I mean I know it isn't the 80's but girls do like grand gestures.

Just Sayin'

Cutting her name into my leg would be a pretty grand gesture, eh? Hellz yeah it would!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: You know, you could meet her at work, with a big boom box like John Cusack in Say Anything... I mean I know it isn't the 80's but girls do like grand gestures.

Just Sayin'

Cutting her name into my leg would be a pretty grand gesture, eh? Hellz yeah it would!

A tattoo would be better

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:07 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: A tattoo would be better

Alright... I'll take your word for it. Leaving to get her name tattoo'd on my arm or leg now. Then I'll show it to her. Thanks, Morrigan!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: A tattoo would be better

Alright... I'll take your word for it. Leaving to get her name tattoo'd on my arm or leg now. Then I'll show it to her. Thanks, Morrigan!

Make sure it has lots of flowers and stuff. You know stuff girls like.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:12 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Make sure it has lots of flowers and stuff. You know stuff girls like.

Snips, snails, and puppy dog tails. Those hella turn chicks on.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Make sure it has lots of flowers and stuff. You know stuff girls like.

Snips, snails, and puppy dog tails. Those hella turn chicks on.

True, because it is what little boys are made of.

Though you might want to reconsider, don't you want to come across as a man and not a boy?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

You know... just in case there is a really GAW. While I don't think you're gonna run out and get a tattoo of her name... just in case.

Did you ever think of doing something simple, like telling her you like her, and ask for a chance?

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:16 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: True, because it is what little boys are made of.

Though you might want to reconsider, don't you want to come across as a man and not a boy?

So... you're saying... I should tattoo her name on my penis?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: True, because it is what little boys are made of.

Though you might want to reconsider, don't you want to come across as a man and not a boy?

So... you're saying... I should tattoo her name on my penis?

please don't do that.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:25 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: please don't do that.

Nothing else is working! Also, turns out she's not with her boyfriend anymore. The phrase "he treated her like shit" was used. I have an insider. >_>

But she'd rather be with a dick or alone than give me a chance. Hurts...

And do you work every day of the week? Seems like you're always at work. I kinda assume every time you post here, you're at work...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: please don't do that.

Nothing else is working! Also, turns out she's not with her boyfriend anymore. The phrase "he treated her like shit" was used. I have an insider. >_>

But she'd rather be with a dick or alone than give me a chance. Hurts...

And do you work every day of the week? Seems like you're always at work. I kinda assume every time you post here, you're at work...

If you have an insider, why don't you have that insider put in a good word for you? And if she doesn't know you, maybe that's why she doesn't give you a chance?

I work, ALOT. And about 99 percent of the time I post here I am working, you are correct. BUT I also have a four hour commute every day (two hours to work and two hours home), soooooo I sometimes post on the commute as well.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:34 am

She DID put in a good word for me! *tears*

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: She DID put in a good word for me! *tears*

Then try asking her out one more time, if she says no. Move on.

Simple as that.

Subject: Re: L12PW Enraged Lobster Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:57 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Then try asking her out one more time, if she says no. Move on.

Simple as that.

I guess that's the plan. I just need the chance to talk to her again...

She might also give me another response that sorta leaves it up in the air. Like I have a chance, I just need to try again or something. I kinda hate that... But if we don't go out after this time, then I guess there's no hope.

Sucks, though... I mean, it's not just me I'm worried about here! It's her, too! She'll might end up going out with another son of a bitch who'll make her sad again. She's denying herself happiness and doesn't even know it! Maybe that's presumptuous or arrogant to say, but I believe it.

*naruto voice* Believe it!

Sorry, I kinda like to rant about this whole thing. I guess that's well known by now.

Sooooo, anyway...