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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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 Dating books give you the weirdest advice.

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PostSubject: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:57 pm

I always get these adds on the sites I visit telling me how to be a regular day Casanova. It says "act like a dick, girls love that".

So doing what the magazine does I start to spurt out various fluids (some viscous like) out of my body and try to repeatedly jam myself into warm moist area's. But this seems to be having the opposite effect. Anyone have any advice on what I should do?


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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:04 pm

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
I always get these adds on the sites I visit telling me how to be a regular day Casanova. It says "act live a dick, girls love that".

So doing what the magazine does I start to spurt out various fluids (some viscous like) out of my body and try to repeatedly jam myself into warm moist area's. But this seems to be having the opposite effect. Anyone have any advice on what I should do?

Oh... that's what you're supposed to do?

I guess I don't have to keep knitting this giant sock. I'll just do what you do. Let me know when you get it to work out.

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:19 pm

Perhaps a little less rape... xD

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:38 pm

A book? People still use those?
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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:40 pm

Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:44 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:10 pm

Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:12 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:09 pm

My advice is not to read them lol. Oh wait damn Im married SOB
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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:39 am

Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:


DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

So what you're saying is you're an Edward and not a Jacob?

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:52 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:


Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

So what you're saying is you're an Edward and not a Jacob?

yeah


I will bite you if you refer to these movies again.

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:56 am

Spanky wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:


I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

So what you're saying is you're an Edward and not a Jacob?

yeah


I will bite you if you refer to these movies again.

To be fair, I didn't start the sparkle speak. I assume that's what he meant by gluing glitter to his skin....

and secondly. babe. Biting is not a threat. Now rope, rope is a threat now.

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:31 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:


DAMMIT!

*stops gluing glitter to skin*

Tsk. Don't you know fur is better than glitter?

Say WHA!!!

I'm... shaved... the way I like it... OMG!

So what you're saying is you're an Edward and not a Jacob?

I'm team Wilbourn...

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:19 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

But that's where I learned this from...

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:31 am

Spanky wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

But that's where I learned this from...

However It did mention that seconds where hard to receive afterwards.
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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:31 am

Spanky wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

But that's where I learned this from...

I shudder to think where you really found that from, and what the heck the purpose of that was originally.

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:50 pm

Wut.

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:13 pm

Spanky wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Sigh. You should never get dating advice from a book

But that's where I learned this from...

AND YOU AH HEEEEEEEALDAH!

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PostSubject: Re: Dating books give you the weirdest advice.    Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:26 pm

Spanky wrote:


I aspire to be this man.

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