My cockroach Speedy...

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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We got into a big fight last night and he took off all mad. I feel bad because we had both been drinking heavily and we said some really mean things to each other. He never misses a meal and is always there on the shampoo bottle in the morning when I shower. I'm lost without him!

But why!?

Subject: Re: My cockroach Speedy... Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:54 pm

There was a daddy long-leg spider in the corner of my bathroom, near the shower. It was there for a good while. But one day, it was gone. Poof. Closest thing I've had to a real life friend in the past 65 years. I know your pain, spankimus.

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Ulyaoth wrote:: There was a daddy long-leg spider in the corner of my bathroom, near the shower. It was there for a good while. But one day, it was gone. Poof. Closest thing I've had to a real life friend in the past 65 years. I know your pain, spankimus.

I don't know what I'm going to do with these Spanky & Speedy Speedos now. I dun wanna...

Subject: Re: My cockroach Speedy... Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:44 pm

My cockroach Speedy... 59427bd13e832a80fafbb4c3421be063

Also... is this hims Spanky?

My cockroach Speedy... Dr-cockroach-hugh-laurie11

Subject: Re: My cockroach Speedy... Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:33 pm

I saw your cockroach the other day. He's travelling the road now, says he needs to forget his past. He's been hurt too much.

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Scott wrote:: Also... is this hims Spanky?

That's his gay cousin! My cockroach Speedy... 2238782717

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I saw your cockroach the other day. He's travelling the road now, says he needs to forget his past. He's been hurt too much.

But what about all the good times we had?

He would scratch my back...I would stroke his antennae. I even built him a little hot tub out of a a coffee mug and a zippo!

WHAT MORE DOES HE WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?!?! But why!?

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I get the impression he's jealous.

He did say "Bros before hoes" during the arguement......

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I get the impression he's jealous.

He did say "Bros before hoes" during the arguement......

Come to think of it...he did. What does that even mean? uh huh

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Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I get the impression he's jealous.

He did say "Bros before hoes" during the arguement......

Come to think of it...he did. What does that even mean? uh huh

Maybe he is unhappy with new arrangement?

uh huh

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I get the impression he's jealous.

He did say "Bros before hoes" during the arguement......

Come to think of it...he did. What does that even mean? uh huh

Maybe he is unhappy with new arrangement?

uh huh

I never thought of that. Say WHA!!!

Did you throw out his Twinkee bed? He's had it since he was a larva!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:: Come to think of it...he did. What does that even mean?

Maybe he is unhappy with new arrangement?

uh huh

I never thought of that. Say WHA!!!

Did you throw out his Twinkee bed? He's had it since he was a larva!

Twinkee bed?....ummmm...nooooooo... I have no idea what you are talking about....Hey did you hear that? Uly says there is a photo that requires the use of the word nigaa....Imma go check it out....
*walks out of thread*

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Maybe he is unhappy with new arrangement?

I never thought of that. Say WHA!!!

Did you throw out his Twinkee bed? He's had it since he was a larva!

Twinkee bed?....ummmm...nooooooo... I have no idea what you are talking about....Hey did you hear that? Uly says there is a photo that requires the use of the word nigaa....Imma go check it out....
*walks out of thread*

Yes I did. My cockroach Speedy... 2238782717

And I took the appropriate actions.

Subject: Re: My cockroach Speedy... Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:43 am

I ate a twinky that was sitting on your nightstand the other day... it was rather crunchy. Auh

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Scott wrote:: I ate a twinky that was sitting on your nightstand the other day... it was rather crunchy.

Speedy?

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO facepalm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*pause for breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ()_()

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO troll

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(keep watching OMG!

)

Subject: Re: My cockroach Speedy... Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:07 pm

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: I ate a twinky that was sitting on your nightstand the other day... it was rather crunchy.

Speedy?

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO facepalm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*pause for breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ()_()

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO troll

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(keep watching OMG!

)

Or.... I can just press quote to see what you put... Say whaaa?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: I ate a twinky that was sitting on your nightstand the other day... it was rather crunchy.

Speedy?

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO facepalm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*pause for breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ()_()

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO troll

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(keep watching OMG!

)

Or.... I can just press quote to see what you put... Say whaaa?

STOP PISSING ON MY CAMP FIRE!!!!! Dark Knight

Subject: Re: My cockroach Speedy... Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:14 pm

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: I ate a twinky that was sitting on your nightstand the other day... it was rather crunchy.

Speedy?

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO facepalm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*pause for breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ()_()

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO troll

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(keep watching OMG!

)

Or.... I can just press quote to see what you put... Say whaaa?

STOP PISSING ON MY CAMP FIRE!!!!! Dark Knight

My cockroach Speedy... Tumblr_lhrg7wdrFR1qejsn1

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: Or.... I can just press quote to see what you put...

STOP PISSING ON MY CAMP FIRE!!!!! Dark Knight

Spoiler:

Subject: Re: My cockroach Speedy... Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:52 pm

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: Or.... I can just press quote to see what you put...

STOP PISSING ON MY CAMP FIRE!!!!! Dark Knight

Spoiler:

He mad...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

YAY!!!

I found him! Hello Clarice

He was under Morrigan's pillow the whole time!

...passed out drunk. He didn't even remember our fight. Soooo...I gave him a nice warm bath and dried him off in the microwave.

He really loves that.