Well I found an awesome place to do Krav Maga

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Well I found an awesome place to do Krav Maga Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:10 am

For when I move to Melbourne. It is not too far away and had good pricing. I'm thinking of going with the work's membership because I get full access too their gym and I can go to any of the martial arts classes there. Although not having too much time on my hands. I may just do Krav Maga and Boxing.

For those of you who don't know what it is Krav maga is a martial arts that is used by the Israeli defence force. I really want to do this, mainly because I have done various martial arts all through out my life and was a martial arts nerd before it was cool.

EmoCow(GSG) wrote:: For when I move to Melbourne. It is not too far away and had good pricing. I'm thinking of going with the work's membership because I get full access too their gym and I can go to any of the martial arts classes there. Although not having too much time on my hands. I may just do Krav Maga and Boxing.

For those of you who don't know what it is Krav maga is a martial arts that is used by the Israeli defence force. I really want to do this, mainly because I have done various martial arts all through out my life and was a martial arts nerd before it was cool.

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Scott wrote:

EmoCow(GSG) wrote:: For when I move to Melbourne. It is not too far away and had good pricing. I'm thinking of going with the work's membership because I get full access too their gym and I can go to any of the martial arts classes there. Although not having too much time on my hands. I may just do Krav Maga and Boxing.

For those of you who don't know what it is Krav maga is a martial arts that is used by the Israeli defence force. I really want to do this, mainly because I have done various martial arts all through out my life and was a martial arts nerd before it was cool.

I was talking about all the noobs who only got into watching mma in the past 3 years or so.

I was into pokemon before it was cool, nigga. You niggas is just posers. Poser niggas. Get outta my pokemans, poser niggas.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: I was into pokemon before it was cool, nigga. You niggas is just posers. Poser niggas. Get outta my pokemans, poser niggas.

Based on this post, I now know that I have the perfect girl for you, but you're going to have to wait like ten more years first because she is only 9.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Based on this post, I now know that I have the perfect girl for you, but you're going to have to wait like ten more years first because she is only 9.

Then she probably wasn't there for the first pokemon. She a poser nigga.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Based on this post, I now know that I have the perfect girl for you, but you're going to have to wait like ten more years first because she is only 9.

Then she probably wasn't there for the first pokemon. She a poser nigga.

She wasn't there for the first one, but she knows more about Pokemon than anyone alive. Seriously. So. forget about GAW and wait on girl growing up.

How much you want to bet that it's a shitty school? See what it's like before you make your final decision.

I plan to take up Judo or Aikido, but I need to find a school I can trust. Trust me, there are schools out there with instructors who teach their students poorly and incorrectly.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: She wasn't there for the first one, but she knows more about Pokemon than anyone alive. Seriously. So. forget about GAW and wait on girl growing up.

But... I'm so much older than her...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: She wasn't there for the first one, but she knows more about Pokemon than anyone alive. Seriously. So. forget about GAW and wait on girl growing up.

But... I'm so much older than her...

Once everyone is over the age of 19, age doesn't really matter. Besides she isn't my daughter so I don't care :P

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Once everyone is over the age of 19, age doesn't really matter. Besides she isn't my daughter so I don't care :P

She's not one of your daughters? Well, that takes all the fun out of it now. The wedding's off!

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Once everyone is over the age of 19, age doesn't really matter. Besides she isn't my daughter so I don't care :P

She's not one of your daughters? Well, that takes all the fun out of it now. The wedding's off!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Once everyone is over the age of 19, age doesn't really matter. Besides she isn't my daughter so I don't care :P

She's not one of your daughters? Well, that takes all the fun out of it now. The wedding's off!

Yeah, my daughters aren't allowed to date until they are 30. They have 1/2 of my genes, and I know how I am sooo no, just no.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Yeah, my daughters aren't allowed to date until they are 30. They have 1/2 of my genes, and I know how I am sooo no, just no.

I'll take good care of the eldest one. You know she's in good hands with Uly.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Yeah, my daughters aren't allowed to date until they are 30. They have 1/2 of my genes, and I know how I am sooo no, just no.

I'll take good care of the eldest one. You know she's in good hands with Uly.

Uly, that is what I am afraid of. Actually can we change the subject now, because I am starting to get creeped out, no offense, Uly, you're awesome, but it's still my kid we're discussing .

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Uly, that is what I am afraid of. Actually can we change the subject now, because I am starting to get creeped out, no offense, Uly, you're awesome, but it's still my kid we're discussing .

You're afraid I'll take good care of her? Oh, I see. It's Uly you don't like. Fine. Be that way. But when Spanky marries one of his daughter's off to me and you see how happy we are together years down the road, you gonna be sorry.

We'll see you at thanksgiving.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Uly, that is what I am afraid of. Actually can we change the subject now, because I am starting to get creeped out, no offense, Uly, you're awesome, but it's still my kid we're discussing .

You're afraid I'll take good care of her? Oh, I see. It's Uly you don't like. Fine. Be that way. But when Spanky marries one of his daughter's off to me and you see how happy we are together years down the road, you gonna be sorry.

We'll see you at thanksgiving.

In my head when you said "I'll take good care of her" All I saw was your tentacle avatar, and it was not a good thing in my imagination. Sorry dude. Again, You're wicked awesome. But no. You are welcome to Thanksgiving sans marrying one of our daughters, the more the merrier.

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:: In my head when you said "I'll take good care of her" All I saw was your tentacle avatar, and it was not a good thing in my imagination. Sorry dude. Again, You're wicked awesome. But no. You are welcome to Thanksgiving sans marrying one of our daughters, the more the merrier.

Finally! An excuse to show you my picture! Well here you go. There's the face of Uly.

EDIT: I got paranoid and changed it with a picture of my baby girl dog. Look at that pup. She's a baby girl. A baby girl dog.

Well I found an awesome place to do Krav Maga Abbey2

Well I found an awesome place to do Krav Maga Abbey2

If only you were in chat. When I start showing pictures, I love showing the pics of my snugglebump and my snugglepup. My cat and dog, respectively. And my car. And girl-at-work. And a WoW screenshot or two.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: She wasn't there for the first one, but she knows more about Pokemon than anyone alive. Seriously. So. forget about GAW and wait on girl growing up.

But... I'm so much older than her...

Because that would stop you... yeah

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: She wasn't there for the first one, but she knows more about Pokemon than anyone alive. Seriously. So. forget about GAW and wait on girl growing up.

But... I'm so much older than her...

Once everyone is over the age of 19, age doesn't really matter. Besides she isn't my daughter so I don't care :P

Is she your daughter to be? Say whaaa?

Scott wrote:: Because that would stop you...

Yyeeaaaaaaahhh.....

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: In my head when you said "I'll take good care of her" All I saw was your tentacle avatar, and it was not a good thing in my imagination. Sorry dude. Again, You're wicked awesome. But no. You are welcome to Thanksgiving sans marrying one of our daughters, the more the merrier.

Finally! An excuse to show you my picture! Well here you go. There's the face of Uly.

Well I found an awesome place to do Krav Maga Me1

Damn, I didn't know it would be so big. Maybe I should resize it somehow... Make it smaller so you can't see my face as well. I never like the way I look in any of my pictures. But I guess no one does.

I would like to preface what I am about to say: Spanky I love you more than life itself, and I will never ever leave you. Nor am I flirting with Uly when I say what I am about to say.

Now. Uly. You are quite attractive, and you should have better self-confidence. I may reconsider you marrying the eldest when she comes of age.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

@ Scott, no my daughter to be is older than 9.

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