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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:04 am

Except the coconut isn't a coconut, it's a sock.

And the lime is my dick.

Great to have internet back!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:27 am

You still need to shake it all up.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:37 am

I could have lived without this imagery.


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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:57 am

Masturbate in the shower like every other normal human being!
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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:00 am

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Masturbate in the shower like every other normal human being!

I can't masturbate standing up! It gets hard and all, but then I'm just tugging on it with no results.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:03 am

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Masturbate in the shower like every other normal human being!


I don't do it in the shower. So normal is relative.

But ewww. The sock thing. So. Disturbing. Please Uly. Do it in the shower.


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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:08 am

Aaaand we needed to know this because? no...just no

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:09 am

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Aaaand we needed to know this because? no...just no

Because it's your birthday! =D =D =D

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:18 am

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Aaaand we needed to know this because? no...just no

Because it's your birthday! =D =D =D

I wish I could thumbs up this.
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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:21 am

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I wish I could thumbs up this.

That sounds dirty. Just sayin'

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:39 am

Anyone seen that commercial that starts with a shot of these kids' bedroom doors with signs on them that say "no sisters allowed" and "brothers keep out" ?

I saw that, and I swear to god, I thought it meant like "no sistahs allowed" and "brothas keep out"

You know... as in black people. I realized shortly after that they meant their siblings. But man that cracked me up.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:45 am

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Anyone seen that commercial that starts with a shot of these kids' bedroom doors with signs on them that say "no sisters allowed" and "brothers keep out" ?

I saw that, and I swear to god, I thought it meant like "no sistahs allowed" and "brothas keep out"

You know... as in black people. I realized shortly after that they meant their siblings. But man that cracked me up.

Then it would be spelled differently, as you just demonstrated...

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:53 am

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Anyone seen that commercial that starts with a shot of these kids' bedroom doors with signs on them that say "no sisters allowed" and "brothers keep out" ?

I saw that, and I swear to god, I thought it meant like "no sistahs allowed" and "brothas keep out"

You know... as in black people. I realized shortly after that they meant their siblings. But man that cracked me up.

Aaaaayyy... Why you gotta be all racial on this? The Fonz does not approve!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:09 am

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Masturbate in the shower like every other normal human being!

I can't masturbate standing up! It gets hard and all, but then I'm just tugging on it with no results.

Getting hard's the point... also... lolhard.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:17 am

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Masturbate in the shower like every other normal human being!

I can't masturbate standing up! It gets hard and all, but then I'm just tugging on it with no results.

Too. Many. Jokes.

Sooooooo umm instead of used dirty socks. Why don't you use new socks just for that purpose. Wouldn't that be SLIGHTLY better?

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:18 am

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Aaaaayyy... Why you gotta be all racial on this? The Fonz does not approve!

Whaaat? I'm not being racist. I'm just telling you people my thoughts. I saw those signs and that's what I thought, I couldn't help it!

On a side note, I just got finished reading a short book called "Black Like Me" that's about this white author who goes through skin treatments to look black and lives in the south for a few months. It was written in 1960. You know, racist times. It's given me new insight into the issue, I suppose.

So chillax, my nigga! =D

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:19 am

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Too. Many. Jokes.

Sooooooo umm instead of used dirty socks. Why don't you use new socks just for that purpose. Wouldn't that be SLIGHTLY better?

Hey, I wash them every now and again! Isn't that good enough? What am I supposed to do, keep buying new socks for jacking off into? That'll start to cost a lot of money.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:30 am

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Too. Many. Jokes.

Sooooooo umm instead of used dirty socks. Why don't you use new socks just for that purpose. Wouldn't that be SLIGHTLY better?

Hey, I wash them every now and again! Isn't that good enough? What am I supposed to do, keep buying new socks for jacking off into? That'll start to cost a lot of money.

Buy a pack that is specically for jacking off. Because the idea that you are alternating between wearing them on your feet and then using them later regardless of washing them is so disturbing you have no idea. And also using the sock more than once like you said you sometimes do is also gross. So wash the damn laundry.

Ewww. Ewww. Ewwww. This whole conversation is gross.

Or Please just learn how to get off in the shower. Surely you're capable of it, people have sex in the shower all the time, or standing up against a wall, etc. Therefore, you can get off standing up. Practice makes perfect. The End.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:35 am

Shower sex is great... no mess.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:36 am

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Buy a pack that is specically for jacking off. Because the idea that you are alternating between wearing them on your feet and then using them later regardless of washing them is so disturbing you have no idea. And also using the sock more than once like you said you sometimes do is also gross. So wash the damn laundry.

Ewww. Ewww. Ewwww. This whole conversation is gross.

Or Please just learn how to get off in the shower. Surely you're capable of it, people have sex in the shower all the time, or standing up against a wall, etc. Therefore, you can get off standing up. Practice makes perfect. The End.

I DO have socks just for that. They're separate from the ones I wear on my feet. And yeah, I'm pretty sure the one I used this morning is one I've used oooh... let's say 5 times before. It's getting pretty stiff, I'll probably use a different one next time. I got like 8 of them specifically for this.

And I can't do it! I've tried, ok! I'm just standing there working away at it but not getting any closer to the goal!

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:38 am

Scott wrote:
Shower sex is great... no mess.

I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:41 am

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I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".

Yeah, Scott. How is anybody supposed to get any orgasming done standing up? It's impossible. Scientifically proven.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:43 am

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I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".

Yeah, Scott. How is anybody supposed to get any orgasming done standing up? It's impossible. Scientifically proven.

I can tell you from personal experience it's not... Hello Clarice

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:44 am

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I'm not a fan of shower sex myself. There are much better ways. And I don't mind the "mess".

Yeah, Scott. How is anybody supposed to get any orgasming done standing up? It's impossible. Scientifically proven.

I didn't say it was impossible. I am just not a fan of shower sex. I prefer other places.

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PostSubject: Re: Put the lime in the coconut   Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:46 am

The science community is not convinced.

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