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+9The Mortonator TheErebus Matieu Astraeos Leginox CollaWars Causa Scott PJsnaks 13 posters |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:41 am | |
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I'll start:
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't skin an apple when I eat it | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:14 pm | |
| How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them. :face: | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:52 pm | |
| How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:01 pm | |
| how do you get 100 babys in a bucket? with a blender :twisted: | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:03 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- how do you get 100 babys in a bucket? with a blender :twisted:
HAHAHAHA! What's the difference between a baby and trampoline? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:06 pm | |
| - PJsnaks wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
- how do you get 100 babys in a bucket? with a blender :twisted:
HAHAHAHA!
What's the difference between a baby and trampoline?
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline. I have a sick one,what do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?art | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:00 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
I have a sick one,what do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?art :lol!: Ok I have a sick one. What is the safest way to play with a baby? With a condom. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:08 pm | |
| What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?
You don't have sex with a sandwich before you eat it. | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:16 pm | |
| What's grosser than gross? A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that? He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that? He goes back for more.
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:18 pm | |
| - PJsnaks wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
I have a sick one,what do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?art :lol!:
Ok I have a sick one. What is the safest way to play with a baby?
With a condom.
how many babys fit in a barrel? 4 1/2 :!: | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:05 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- PJsnaks wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
I have a sick one,what do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?art :lol!:
Ok I have a sick one. What is the safest way to play with a baby?
With a condom.
how many babys fit in a barrel? 4 1/2 :!: How do you keep a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand down. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:40 pm | |
| whats the differentence between a dead baby and an onion? you don't cry when you chop up a dead baby | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:18 pm | |
| What gurgles and can turn around in a hallway? A baby with a javellin in its throat
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:25 pm | |
| - PJsnaks wrote:
- What gurgles and can turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javellin in its throat
what do you call a smelly mother on a stick? a kebabie :bball: why basket ball? because I can | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:28 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- PJsnaks wrote:
- What gurgles and can turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javellin in its throat
what do you call a smelly mother on a stick? a kebabie :bball: why basket ball? because I can I don't get that one. Not the basketball part but the other part. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:32 pm | |
| know what a kebob is? well it involes a stick so,kebob+baby=kebabie get it? | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:01 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- know what a kebob is? well it involes a stick so,kebob+baby=kebabie get it?
No I get that, I just dont get the smell mother. Why is she smelly? | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:08 pm | |
| - PJsnaks wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
- know what a kebob is? well it involes a stick so,kebob+baby=kebabie get it?
No I get that, I just dont get the smell mother. Why is she smelly? it had nothing to do with a something smelly or a mother | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:16 pm | |
| whens the best time to bury a baby you killed when it startes talking again | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:17 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- PJsnaks wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
- know what a kebob is? well it involes a stick so,kebob+baby=kebabie get it?
No I get that, I just dont get the smell mother. Why is she smelly? it had nothing to do with a something smelly or a mother But you... I saw... you just... What is red and bubbles? Baby in a microwave. | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:26 pm | |
| How do you know when a baby is smelly mother?
The dog plays with it more. Every smelly mother joke in this thread is unoriginal and you all should be a shamed of yourself. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:28 pm | |
| - Fidel Castro wrote:
- How do you know when a baby is smelly mother?
The dog plays with it more. Every smelly mother joke in this thread is unoriginal and you all should be a shamed of yourself. what the hell are you guys talking aout | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:29 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- Fidel Castro wrote:
- How do you know when a baby is smelly mother?
The dog plays with it more. Every smelly mother joke in this thread is unoriginal and you all should be a shamed of yourself. what the hell are you guys talking aout Apparently when I type smelly mother it translate to smelly mother. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:33 pm | |
| no,none of us posted a "smelly mother" | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:35 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- no,none of us posted a "smelly mother"
This forum needs edit tags. | |
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