So I've been playing Skyrimz for the past two days...
I'm at the point where I need to go to some place and retrieve some horn for the Grayhairs... I mean Graybeards... Beards... Yes, right... Ahem...
Soooo... I met this dragon on my travels doing some random questing... So this epic battle ensues... I get the dragon down to half his health and then... Then something weird and very, very funny happened...
The dragon stormed off in the air and went to land next to this small pool where he started picking on a bunch of crabs... And his health bar just plummeted...
So yeah... Three crabs killed my dragon...
I think all this 'The dragons are coming to eat the world!' thing is waaay overblown and exaggerated... Dovahkiin? Chosen one? Fuck that guy, just send in the crabs!
And then, whilst searching for my horse... A deer flew 15 feet in the air and landed on a rock to die...
Fun shitz happening in the world of Skyrimz, y'all!