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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:07 pm | |
| I refuse to drink from it. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:07 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:12 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:15 pm | |
| If a woman injected chocolate syrup into her breasts and then shook 'em up... would the milk be chocolate? Or would she just need to go to the hospital or something?
I like to think outcome A is the winner. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:18 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- If a woman injected chocolate syrup into her breasts and then shook 'em up... would the milk be chocolate? Or would she just need to go to the hospital or something?
I like to think outcome A is the winner. I would like to know this as well... as it might effect my April Fools joke on my wife this year. >.> | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:25 pm | |
| This dscussion is both gross and delicious. | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:26 pm | |
| I know you are totally joking, but I have the actual answer to this, and the answer is no, because breastmilk isn't made in one overall mass, there is actual seperate milk ducts that combine together to make the milk.... and there is no way you could inject them all at once. | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:27 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- This dscussion is both gross and delicious.
What's gross about it? | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:28 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- This dscussion is both gross and delicious.
What's gross about it? I dont like needles | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:29 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- This dscussion is both gross and delicious.
What's gross about it? I dont like needles LOL. That is so not what I assumed you were going to say. I'm with you on the needles. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:30 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
What's gross about it? I dont like needles LOL. That is so not what I assumed you were going to say. I'm with you on the needles. lolokai | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:33 pm | |
| The point here is to picture a woman grabbing her tits and shakin 'em. That's funny. Also kind of erotic. Depends on how hard she shakes 'em. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:45 pm | |
| I made a chart to illustrate my point. As you can see, the faster she shakes 'em, the more hilarious it is. Note that at a certain point, she's probably insane and hurting herself, causing hilarity to drop rapidly. However, a woman so insane she's grabbing and shaking her tits still retains some hilarity, as is evidenced by the chart. P.S. Fuck if I know why the chart has "dips" on it's way to the top. It just looked better than a straight line, so... | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:20 pm | |
| I pretty sure the end of the hilarity is after the woman shakes her boobs so much they explode. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:29 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I made a chart to illustrate my point.
As you can see, the faster she shakes 'em, the more hilarious it is. Note that at a certain point, she's probably insane and hurting herself, causing hilarity to drop rapidly. However, a woman so insane she's grabbing and shaking her tits still retains some hilarity, as is evidenced by the chart.
P.S. Fuck if I know why the chart has "dips" on it's way to the top. It just looked better than a straight line, so... Sigh. I'm going to walk away at this point. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:31 am | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- I made a chart to illustrate my point.
As you can see, the faster she shakes 'em, the more hilarious it is. Note that at a certain point, she's probably insane and hurting herself, causing hilarity to drop rapidly. However, a woman so insane she's grabbing and shaking her tits still retains some hilarity, as is evidenced by the chart.
P.S. Fuck if I know why the chart has "dips" on it's way to the top. It just looked better than a straight line, so...
Sigh. I'm going to walk away at this point.
WHY U NO LIKE BOOB SHAKES?! | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:22 pm | |
| It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys... | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:28 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...
because we're better than your real friends? | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:35 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...
Please, there are far worse threads than this... | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:51 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
WHY U NO LIKE BOOB SHAKES?![/quote] Allow me to put this in terms you can clearly understand.[/quote] You know that's somewhat accurate.... it's not that I don't like to see boobs shake, in certain situations it's hot as hell.... BUT in this scenario, all I'm thinking is OW. Kind of like when you guys see a video of a guy getting hit in the nuts, your first reaction is usually to say ouch. Same thing. Lactating boobies hurt, thereby if they were to shake it would REALLY not feel nice at all, thereby totally not funny to me, and in an effort to not get graphic, I will just say- especially in my current condition... | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:52 pm | |
| - B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...
Please, there are far worse threads than this... I think it depends on your definition of "worse" | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:04 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...
Please, there are far worse threads than this... I think it depends on your definition of "worse" I concur... It may not be the worst thread we've seen... But come on guys... Injecting chocolate syrup in a woman's breasts? I'm pretty sure there's some sort of mental condition related to this... Maybe it's a version of Mommy issues (Oedipus complex) mixed with some sort of fetish provoked by an addiction to chocolate milk early on in your childhood... Hmm... | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Scott's Teat Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:13 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:
Please, there are far worse threads than this... I think it depends on your definition of "worse" I concur... It may not be the worst thread we've seen... But come on guys... Injecting chocolate syrup in a woman's breasts? I'm pretty sure there's some sort of mental condition related to this... Maybe it's a version of Mommy issues (Oedipus complex) mixed with some sort of fetish provoked by an addiction to chocolate milk early on in your childhood... Hmm... And here I thought we were no longer allowed to discuss fetishes... tsk. | |
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