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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:07 pm

I refuse to drink from it.

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:07 pm

WHY?!
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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:12 pm

But.. IT'S CHOCOLATE!

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:15 pm

If a woman injected chocolate syrup into her breasts and then shook 'em up... would the milk be chocolate? Or would she just need to go to the hospital or something?

I like to think outcome A is the winner.

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:18 pm

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If a woman injected chocolate syrup into her breasts and then shook 'em up... would the milk be chocolate? Or would she just need to go to the hospital or something?

I like to think outcome A is the winner.

I would like to know this as well... as it might effect my April Fools joke on my wife this year. >.>

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:25 pm

This dscussion is both gross and delicious.

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:26 pm

I know you are totally joking, but I have the actual answer to this, and the answer is no, because breastmilk isn't made in one overall mass, there is actual seperate milk ducts that combine together to make the milk.... and there is no way you could inject them all at once.

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:27 pm

Branch wrote:
This dscussion is both gross and delicious.

What's gross about it?

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:28 pm

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Branch wrote:
This dscussion is both gross and delicious.

What's gross about it?

I dont like needles no...just no

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:29 pm

Branch wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Branch wrote:
This dscussion is both gross and delicious.

What's gross about it?

I dont like needles no...just no

LOL. That is so not what I assumed you were going to say. I'm with you on the needles.

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:30 pm

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What's gross about it?

I dont like needles no...just no

LOL. That is so not what I assumed you were going to say. I'm with you on the needles.

lolokai

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:33 pm

The point here is to picture a woman grabbing her tits and shakin 'em. That's funny. Also kind of erotic. Depends on how hard she shakes 'em.

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:45 pm

I made a chart to illustrate my point.



As you can see, the faster she shakes 'em, the more hilarious it is. Note that at a certain point, she's probably insane and hurting herself, causing hilarity to drop rapidly. However, a woman so insane she's grabbing and shaking her tits still retains some hilarity, as is evidenced by the chart.

P.S. Fuck if I know why the chart has "dips" on it's way to the top. It just looked better than a straight line, so...

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:20 pm

I pretty sure the end of the hilarity is after the woman shakes her boobs so much they explode.

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:10 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
I made a chart to illustrate my point.



As you can see, the faster she shakes 'em, the more hilarious it is. Note that at a certain point, she's probably insane and hurting herself, causing hilarity to drop rapidly. However, a woman so insane she's grabbing and shaking her tits still retains some hilarity, as is evidenced by the chart.

P.S. Fuck if I know why the chart has "dips" on it's way to the top. It just looked better than a straight line, so...

lmao Oh man

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:29 am

Ulyaoth wrote:
I made a chart to illustrate my point.



As you can see, the faster she shakes 'em, the more hilarious it is. Note that at a certain point, she's probably insane and hurting herself, causing hilarity to drop rapidly. However, a woman so insane she's grabbing and shaking her tits still retains some hilarity, as is evidenced by the chart.

P.S. Fuck if I know why the chart has "dips" on it's way to the top. It just looked better than a straight line, so...


Sigh. I'm going to walk away at this point.


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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:31 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
I made a chart to illustrate my point.



As you can see, the faster she shakes 'em, the more hilarious it is. Note that at a certain point, she's probably insane and hurting herself, causing hilarity to drop rapidly. However, a woman so insane she's grabbing and shaking her tits still retains some hilarity, as is evidenced by the chart.

P.S. Fuck if I know why the chart has "dips" on it's way to the top. It just looked better than a straight line, so...


Sigh. I'm going to walk away at this point.


WHY U NO LIKE BOOB SHAKES?!
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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:48 pm

DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
I made a chart to illustrate my point.



As you can see, the faster she shakes 'em, the more hilarious it is. Note that at a certain point, she's probably insane and hurting herself, causing hilarity to drop rapidly. However, a woman so insane she's grabbing and shaking her tits still retains some hilarity, as is evidenced by the chart.

P.S. Fuck if I know why the chart has "dips" on it's way to the top. It just looked better than a straight line, so...


Sigh. I'm going to walk away at this point.


WHY U NO LIKE BOOB SHAKES?!

Allow me to put this in terms you can clearly understand.




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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:22 pm

It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:28 pm

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It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...

because we're better than your real friends? OMG!
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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:35 pm

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It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...

Please, there are far worse threads than this...

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:51 pm

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WHY U NO LIKE BOOB SHAKES?![/quote]

Allow me to put this in terms you can clearly understand.



[/quote]

You know that's somewhat accurate.... it's not that I don't like to see boobs shake, in certain situations it's hot as hell.... BUT in this scenario, all I'm thinking is OW. Kind of like when you guys see a video of a guy getting hit in the nuts, your first reaction is usually to say ouch.

Same thing. Lactating boobies hurt, thereby if they were to shake it would REALLY not feel nice at all, thereby totally not funny to me, and in an effort to not get graphic, I will just say- especially in my current condition...

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:52 pm

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:
The Joker wrote:
It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...

Please, there are far worse threads than this...

I think it depends on your definition of "worse"

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:04 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:
The Joker wrote:
It's threads like these that make me wonder why the bloody goose fuck do I hang out with you guys...

Please, there are far worse threads than this...

I think it depends on your definition of "worse"

I concur... It may not be the worst thread we've seen... But come on guys... Injecting chocolate syrup in a woman's breasts? I'm pretty sure there's some sort of mental condition related to this... Maybe it's a version of Mommy issues (Oedipus complex) mixed with some sort of fetish provoked by an addiction to chocolate milk early on in your childhood... Hmm...
uh huh

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PostSubject: Re: Scott's Teat   Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:13 pm

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Please, there are far worse threads than this...

I think it depends on your definition of "worse"

I concur... It may not be the worst thread we've seen... But come on guys... Injecting chocolate syrup in a woman's breasts? I'm pretty sure there's some sort of mental condition related to this... Maybe it's a version of Mommy issues (Oedipus complex) mixed with some sort of fetish provoked by an addiction to chocolate milk early on in your childhood... Hmm...
uh huh

And here I thought we were no longer allowed to discuss fetishes... tsk.

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