[uabgn[pv zfh

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Morrigan=

Spanky=

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:23 pm

Scott wrote:: My sister: "Here... let me help you with that" *gets on knees*

There, I fixed it. Much nicer now. Excuse me, I need to go masturbate.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: My sister: "Here... let me help you with that" *gets on knees*

There, I fixed it. Much nicer now. Excuse me, I need to go masturbate.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: My sister: "Here... let me help you with that" *gets on knees*

There, I fixed it. Much nicer now. Excuse me, I need to go masturbate.

Sometimes I wish the Reapers were real and they hurry the fuck up...

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:28 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Catching you looking or looking while doing stuff.

I gotta also ask... do they facepalm or do they get annoyed out curiousity?

I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Catching you looking or looking while doing stuff.

I gotta also ask... do they facepalm or do they get annoyed out curiousity?

I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

This is the point where I go against my better judgment and tell you guys about the time when I found a 5GB folder-full of porn on my dad's laptop when I brought it to school for a presentation...

/story

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:27 pm

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Catching you looking or looking while doing stuff.

I gotta also ask... do they facepalm or do they get annoyed out curiousity?

I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

This is the point where I go against my better judgment and tell you guys about the time when I found a 5GB folder-full of porn on my dad's laptop when I brought it to school for a presentation...

/story

Was the folder up on the projector?

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:46 pm

Scott wrote:: I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

Why DIDN'T you ask? Aren't you comfortable enough with each other that you can go "Hey... you wanna... go to the bedroom?" "No..." "Oh... well, will you jack me off?" "Noo....." "Alright, I'll be at the computer, gimme like 15-30 minutes."

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:47 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

Why DIDN'T you ask? Aren't you comfortable enough with each other that you can go "Hey... you wanna... go to the bedroom?" "No..." "Oh... well, will you jack me off?" "Noo....." "Alright, I'll be at the computer, gimme like 15-30 minutes."

I am with my wife.. not sure about Scott.

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:22 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

Why DIDN'T you ask? Aren't you comfortable enough with each other that you can go "Hey... you wanna... go to the bedroom?" "No..." "Oh... well, will you jack me off?" "Noo....." "Alright, I'll be at the computer, gimme like 15-30 minutes."

Well it's not like I do it often if she's around!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:: I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

This is the point where I go against my better judgment and tell you guys about the time when I found a 5GB folder-full of porn on my dad's laptop when I brought it to school for a presentation...

/story

Was the folder up on the projector?

Fortunately, no... I would have had to quit school and needed to start drinking a lot sooner than I did...

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:50 am

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:: I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

This is the point where I go against my better judgment and tell you guys about the time when I found a 5GB folder-full of porn on my dad's laptop when I brought it to school for a presentation...

/story

Was the folder up on the projector?

Fortunately, no... I would have had to quit school and needed to start drinking a lot sooner than I did...

xD

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Catching you looking or looking while doing stuff.

I gotta also ask... do they facepalm or do they get annoyed out curiousity?

I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

Hmmmm this sounds very familiar.
I guess that's one of those things that are the difference between men and women? Is it like a biological thing?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Catching you looking or looking while doing stuff.

I gotta also ask... do they facepalm or do they get annoyed out curiousity?

I wont lie... my wife has a higher sex drive than me. Usually she makes a half disgusted face and walks away while shaking her head... other times she'll ask why I didn't just ask her. Keep in mind this has only happened a couple times. My family has never caught me in the act.

Hmmmm this sounds very familiar. Though I have never caught him in the actual act, just looking at various pics... and I do not like it. It was one thing when we weren't living together, but now it's like ummmm honey, I am good to go WHENEVER you want. Very very very rarely have I ever said no (and that's only when morning sickness was kicking my butt- now I am back to normal)..... so you have sex on tap... PLUS uh hello, I like watching porn, so we could always watch it TOGETHER as a couple...so I think your wife probably thinks the same thing I do, though it sounds like she gets less upset about it then I do. (I really get upset it actually hurts my feelings, and makes me feel insecure, especially lately)....I just don't get WHY it's necessary to look. I don't go looking elsewhere. I have no need too.

I guess that's one of those things that are the difference between men and women? Is it like a biological thing?

Don't feel insecure because of this... You are correct in thinking it's to do with male psychology... It's just... How we are... There's no reason why you should be feeling hurt or otherwise wronged... I'm sure Spkany loves you and can't get enough of you and doesn't need other... stimuli... It's just... Something we do... There's several reasons why, mostly connected with primeval instincts and latent/left-over urges from the times when we were still swinging trees (evolution is one clingy mother...)
One of these reasons might be that he's looking for new stuff for you two to try...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

The Joker wrote:: One of these reasons might be that he's looking for new stuff for you two to try...

Nope. They are not generally pics of stuff to try.

But the rest of it, I will grant you is probably true...

Doesn't make it any less frustrating/infuriating/self-conscious inducing on the female end though.

My solution is: look at it when I am not home. I accept you do it, but I don't have to know about it or see it. Then we can avoid either of us feeling bad etc.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

The Joker wrote:: One of these reasons might be that he's looking for new stuff for you two to try...

Nope. They are not generally pics of stuff to try.

But the rest of it, I will grant you is probably true...

Doesn't make it any less frustrating/infuriating/self-conscious inducing on the female end though.

My solution is: look at it when I am not home. I accept you do it, but I don't have to know about it or see it. Then we can avoid either of us feeling bad etc.

Keep going. I find this shit fascinating! yeah

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:19 am

im a chronic masterbater. i mean like addiction worthy. and the wife usually says no on the sex thing whenever im ready for it....

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Callin wrote:: im a chronic masterbater. i mean like addiction worthy. and the wife usually says no on the sex thing whenever im ready for it....

That must be frustrating.

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:25 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Callin wrote:: im a chronic masterbater. i mean like addiction worthy. and the wife usually says no on the sex thing whenever im ready for it....

That must be frustrating.

eh. we have sex as is evident of the 3 kids.. but it may be once or twice a week. i usually masterbate 3 times a day at minimum. sometimes that much even when i do have sex.

but yea always being told no is a downer.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Have you tried talking to her about it? I think communication etc. might help? Maybe?

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:35 am

tried. its complicated.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Callin wrote:: tried. its complicated.

Relationships are. Two people with different opinions, personalities, etc. is always a bit complicated, you know?

Subject: Re: [uabgn[pv zfh Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:49 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Callin wrote:: tried. its complicated.

Relationships are. Two people with different opinions, personalities, etc. is always a bit complicated, you know?

where is the "like" button....

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Lol.

Human nature is hard. We all have troubles and we all have our ways of dealing with it etc..

I do wish it would be easier for everyone in the world at times though. It would be nice.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

The Joker wrote:: One of these reasons might be that he's looking for new stuff for you two to try...

Nope. They are not generally pics of stuff to try.

But the rest of it, I will grant you is probably true...

Doesn't make it any less frustrating/infuriating/self-conscious inducing on the female end though.

My solution is: look at it when I am not home. I accept you do it, but I don't have to know about it or see it. Then we can avoid either of us feeling bad etc.

You could always do the old 'blindfold him from behind when you catch him' and get creative...
OMG!