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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:34 pm

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Is it wrong that that pic makes me harder if I imagine she's underage?

Ok, that's so not funny dude.


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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:36 pm

So as you all know, Uly occasionally cuddles his pillow and pretends it's a real person and I got to wondering... How does the cuddle procedure go? Is she going to be laying on my arm? How is that comfortable for her? My arm will probably fall asleep, too.

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Ok, that's so not funny dude.

Not like crazy underage. Like 17. Or 16... or... no, we'll stop there.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:38 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
So as you all know, Uly occasionally cuddles his pillow and pretends it's a real person and I got to wondering... How does the cuddle procedure go? Is she going to be laying on my arm? How is that comfortable for her? My arm will probably fall asleep, too.

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Ok, that's so not funny dude.

Not like crazy underage. Like 17. Or 16... or... no, we'll stop there.

I guess it would depend on the actual couple and the way the like to hold each other...

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:42 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
So as you all know, Uly occasionally cuddles his pillow and pretends it's a real person and I got to wondering... How does the cuddle procedure go? Is she going to be laying on my arm? How is that comfortable for her? My arm will probably fall asleep, too.

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Ok, that's so not funny dude.

Not like crazy underage. Like 17. Or 16... or... no, we'll stop there.

Underage, is still underage.... and dude... gross/illegal.


Now onto the cuddling question.

There are different types of cuddling, but generally she wouldn't be laying on your arm, more like she would put her head on your should or your chest so that, you could put your arms around her.... and not all women do this for long. I only cuddle for like five to ten minutes if even that.. I am just incapable of cuddling for extended periods... BUT if you do eventually find yourself in the company of a girl who likes to be cuddled for long amounts of time, then take the advice of Ross from friends, and do the hug and roll method when she falls asleep.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:46 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
So as you all know, Uly occasionally cuddles his pillow and pretends it's a real person and I got to wondering... How does the cuddle procedure go? Is she going to be laying on my arm? How is that comfortable for her? My arm will probably fall asleep, too.

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Ok, that's so not funny dude.

Not like crazy underage. Like 17. Or 16... or... no, we'll stop there.

Underage, is still underage.... and dude... gross/illegal.


Now onto the cuddling question.

There are different types of cuddling, but generally she wouldn't be laying on your arm, more like she would put her head on your should or your chest so that, you could put your arms around her.... and not all women do this for long. I only cuddle for like five to ten minutes if even that.. I am just incapable of cuddling for extended periods... BUT if you do eventually find yourself in the company of a girl who likes to be cuddled for long amounts of time, then take the advice of Ross from friends, and do the hug and roll method when she falls asleep.

I have yet to wake up without my personal heater clutching me for dear life... it doesn't matter how sprawled out I am. you

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:47 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
So as you all know, Uly occasionally cuddles his pillow and pretends it's a real person and I got to wondering... How does the cuddle procedure go? Is she going to be laying on my arm? How is that comfortable for her? My arm will probably fall asleep, too.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ok, that's so not funny dude.

Not like crazy underage. Like 17. Or 16... or... no, we'll stop there.

Underage, is still underage.... and dude... gross/illegal.


Now onto the cuddling question.

There are different types of cuddling, but generally she wouldn't be laying on your arm, more like she would put her head on your should or your chest so that, you could put your arms around her.... and not all women do this for long. I only cuddle for like five to ten minutes if even that.. I am just incapable of cuddling for extended periods... BUT if you do eventually find yourself in the company of a girl who likes to be cuddled for long amounts of time, then take the advice of Ross from friends, and do the hug and roll method when she falls asleep.

You shouldn't take Uly so seriously.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:50 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
So as you all know, Uly occasionally cuddles his pillow and pretends it's a real person and I got to wondering... How does the cuddle procedure go? Is she going to be laying on my arm? How is that comfortable for her? My arm will probably fall asleep, too.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ok, that's so not funny dude.

Not like crazy underage. Like 17. Or 16... or... no, we'll stop there.

Underage, is still underage.... and dude... gross/illegal.


Now onto the cuddling question.

There are different types of cuddling, but generally she wouldn't be laying on your arm, more like she would put her head on your should or your chest so that, you could put your arms around her.... and not all women do this for long. I only cuddle for like five to ten minutes if even that.. I am just incapable of cuddling for extended periods... BUT if you do eventually find yourself in the company of a girl who likes to be cuddled for long amounts of time, then take the advice of Ross from friends, and do the hug and roll method when she falls asleep.

When she was still deeply in love with me (i.e- before she left for Newcastle), my girl (read- ex) liked to be cuddled and generally hugged by me... Especially at the start of our relationship... She would lie and put her head on my chest and just fall asleep... Back then I loved to just look at her sleeping...

Anyways, enough reminiscing...

A word of advise Uly, don't try to cuddle hookers... They won't really respond to it, plus they do charge by the hour...

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:53 pm

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
So as you all know, Uly occasionally cuddles his pillow and pretends it's a real person and I got to wondering... How does the cuddle procedure go? Is she going to be laying on my arm? How is that comfortable for her? My arm will probably fall asleep, too.



Not like crazy underage. Like 17. Or 16... or... no, we'll stop there.

Underage, is still underage.... and dude... gross/illegal.


Now onto the cuddling question.

There are different types of cuddling, but generally she wouldn't be laying on your arm, more like she would put her head on your should or your chest so that, you could put your arms around her.... and not all women do this for long. I only cuddle for like five to ten minutes if even that.. I am just incapable of cuddling for extended periods... BUT if you do eventually find yourself in the company of a girl who likes to be cuddled for long amounts of time, then take the advice of Ross from friends, and do the hug and roll method when she falls asleep.

You shouldn't take Uly so seriously.

I know I shouldn't.... but I tend to be very literal/serious... so 1. it's already hard not to just take someone's word... and 2. somethings aren't funny even if someone is joking... this is one of those things. I do realize why he said it, and it did produce the desired result, but that still doesn't make it better.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:55 pm

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You shouldn't take Uly so seriously.

Hey, I was seriously wondering about it! Apparently burkman goes around cuddling with women all day, BUT NOT ULY! *breaks into tears*

EDIT: Oh, you guys were talking about the underage thing? Oh... yeah... joking... right. Just a joke... *nervous laughter*

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:57 pm

Actually this reminds me...

Could someone please tell Spanky to stop trolling me in real life.


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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:01 pm

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Actually this reminds me...

Could someone please tell Spanky to stop trolling me in real life.


Surprise anal? I probably couldn't resist, either. At least once.

You know that sandwich he made you?

Jizzed in it. I woulda laughed like crazy, but I bet he kept a straight face as you ate it. He's probably an old pro.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:03 pm

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Actually this reminds me...

Could someone please tell Spanky to stop trolling me in real life.


Sorry... that's like taking away a man's Miranda Rights.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:04 pm

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Actually this reminds me...

Could someone please tell Spanky to stop trolling me in real life.


Surprise anal? I probably couldn't resist, either. At least once.

You know that sandwich he made you?

Jizzed in it. I woulda laughed like crazy, but I bet he kept a straight face as you ate it. He's probably an old pro.

Oh Uly. I like it when he does both of those.

So not what I meant.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:04 pm

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Actually this reminds me...

Could someone please tell Spanky to stop trolling me in real life.


Surprise anal? I probably couldn't resist, either. At least once.

You know that sandwich he made you?

Jizzed in it. I woulda laughed like crazy, but I bet he kept a straight face as you ate it. He's probably an old pro.

Uly this would be a good time to ask that specific question that you keep grossing me out about... Say whaaa?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:05 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Actually this reminds me...

Could someone please tell Spanky to stop trolling me in real life.


Surprise anal? I probably couldn't resist, either. At least once.

You know that sandwich he made you?

Jizzed in it. I woulda laughed like crazy, but I bet he kept a straight face as you ate it. He's probably an old pro.

Oh Uly. I like it when he does both of those.

So not what I meant.

NO YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT THIS IS FROM DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! QQ

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:07 pm

*hopes to find girl who won't be pissed when she finds out I made her a jizz sandwich, but will laugh instead*

That's all I ever wanted.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:07 pm

Scott wrote:
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Surprise anal? I probably couldn't resist, either. At least once.

You know that sandwich he made you?

Jizzed in it. I woulda laughed like crazy, but I bet he kept a straight face as you ate it. He's probably an old pro.

Oh Uly. I like it when he does both of those.

So not what I meant.

NO YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT THIS IS FROM DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! QQ

I saw a porn like that once.

It was really gross and kind of hot all at once.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:09 pm

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
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Surprise anal? I probably couldn't resist, either. At least once.

You know that sandwich he made you?

Jizzed in it. I woulda laughed like crazy, but I bet he kept a straight face as you ate it. He's probably an old pro.

Oh Uly. I like it when he does both of those.

So not what I meant.

NO YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT THIS IS FROM DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! QQ

I saw a porn like that once.

It was really gross and kind of hot all at once.

He kept telling me to jizz in a sandwich and give it to my wife... WHY WOULD THAT BE FUNNY!? TELL HIM IT'S NOT FUNNY! D:<

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:10 pm

Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:


NO YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT THIS IS FROM DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! QQ

I saw a porn like that once.

It was really gross and kind of hot all at once.

He kept telling me to jizz in a sandwich and give it to my wife... WHY WOULD THAT BE FUNNY!? TELL HIM IT'S NOT FUNNY! D:<

Uly.... it would not be funny at all.



















I guess now would be a bad time to admit, that I just got in trouble because I was giggling at my desk.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:13 pm

I'm tellin you, Scott, that's funny as shit. Watch her eat that sandwich, blissfully unaware and keep a straight face. Then when she's finished, be all like "So... how'd you like your sandwich?"

NOW you can start laughing.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:13 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:


NO YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT THIS IS FROM DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! QQ

I saw a porn like that once.

It was really gross and kind of hot all at once.

He kept telling me to jizz in a sandwich and give it to my wife... WHY WOULD THAT BE FUNNY!? TELL HIM IT'S NOT FUNNY! D:<

Uly.... it would not be funny at all.






I guess now would be a bad time to admit, that I just got in trouble because I was giggling at my desk.

Oh man We are a bad influence... effect? Whatever you get where i'm going with this... >.>

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:17 pm

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I'm tellin you, Scott, that's funny as shit. Watch her eat that sandwich, blissfully unaware and keep a straight face. Then when she's finished, be all like "So... how'd you like your sandwich?"

NOW you can start laughing.

Ok ok .... I have stopped laughing.

Uly. Not all women would find this funny. I am a very very very special kind of woman, frankly I don't think any other woman on the face of the planet would think this is funny...not to mention, I was more laughting because I imagined scott being all panicky, and it really cracked me up to the point of giggling, and if anyone other than Spanky were to try to do something like that to my sandwhich, he would be a dead man.


So Scott is right, it isn't funny.


What you need to do is find a woman that really really loves you, and the taste of your jizz.

That's why Spanky is still alive.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:18 pm

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He kept telling me to jizz in a sandwich and give it to my wife... WHY WOULD THAT BE FUNNY!? TELL HIM IT'S NOT FUNNY! D:<

Uly.... it would not be funny at all.






I guess now would be a bad time to admit, that I just got in trouble because I was giggling at my desk.

Oh man We are a bad influence... effect? Whatever you get where i'm going with this... >.>

I don't think anyone could be a bad influence on me, I've already got that covered.



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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:37 pm

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Scott wrote:


He kept telling me to jizz in a sandwich and give it to my wife... WHY WOULD THAT BE FUNNY!? TELL HIM IT'S NOT FUNNY! D:<

Uly.... it would not be funny at all.






I guess now would be a bad time to admit, that I just got in trouble because I was giggling at my desk.

Oh man We are a bad influence... effect? Whatever you get where i'm going with this... >.>

I don't think anyone could be a bad influence on me, I've already got that covered.



That's why I wasn't sure what word to use... the who influences who gets a little blurred. :3

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PostSubject: Re: Ask....   Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:54 pm

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What you need to do is find a woman that really really loves you

Hey, I was gonna do that part first, don't worrieszz... I wasn't gonna meet some girl and do that on week 1!

But it's coming, alright. Destiny.

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