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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:11 pm

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That is inaccurate.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:15 am

Burkman wrote:
Daroska wrote:

That is inaccurate.


I agree completely.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:13 pm

Causa wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Daroska wrote:

That is inaccurate.


I agree completely.

Americans..

You are still totally sucking french dick since 1778.
Not sure if like...

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:18 pm

Daroska wrote:
Causa wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Daroska wrote:

That is inaccurate.


I agree completely.

Americans..

You are still totally sucking french dick since 1778.
Not sure if like...

Kind of like the UK to the US... Smartass

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:26 pm

Scott wrote:
Daroska wrote:
Causa wrote:



I agree completely.

Americans..

You are still totally sucking french dick since 1778.
Not sure if like...

Kind of like the UK to the US... Smartass


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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:30 pm

Scott wrote:
Daroska wrote:
Causa wrote:



I agree completely.

Americans..

You are still totally sucking french dick since 1778.
Not sure if like...

Kind of like the UK to the US... Smartass

Nah the UK has this secret motto:

"Why do it yourself when you can get someone else to do it for you?"

If Amurica, your once adolescent child, is eager to go play in that xenophobic playground across
the street. Then let him. Aye, I mean you even did it yourself in your time (crusades count).
So show off your tomahawk missle of a dick to the east, America! we're conveniently proud of you, son.

Repetition always ends in an early retirement. Well hello rebellious grandson! ruin of America's empirical world police career.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:34 pm

Daroska wrote:
Scott wrote:
Daroska wrote:
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I agree completely.

Americans..

You are still totally sucking french dick since 1778.
Not sure if like...

Kind of like the UK to the US... Smartass

*muffled sounds*


*looks down at UK*

Could you take the cock out of your mouth when you speak... lolplz'n'thx.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:40 pm

Scott wrote:
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Scott wrote:


*muffled sounds*

*muffled sounds*


*muffled sounds*

Ah, I see! playing at childish games, dear Scottland. Well, two Barbies can play at that game.


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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:41 pm

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Scott wrote:
Daroska wrote:
Scott wrote:


*muffled sounds*

*muffled sounds*


*muffled sounds*

Ah, I see! playing at childish games, dear Scottland. Well, two Barbies can play at that game.


I dun know about you... but oral sex doesn't seem like something a child would do. lolololol

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:06 am

I just don't see the connection between warping into a time travel worm hole thingy and G rape...

Or is the rape supposed to happen in the future? Then warp back to the past, OR warp to the past, rape and then return...Dunno...uhm....

OH I KNOW


even more fucked up


G rape IN THE TIME TRAVEL WORMHOLE. Then it can NEVER be changed from the time continuum. It's in the past, present AND future...


But I still don't see the connection. no...just no

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:16 am

DarthShadie wrote:
I just don't see the connection between warping into a time travel worm hole thingy and G rape...

Or is the rape supposed to happen in the future? Then warp back to the past, OR warp to the past, rape and then return...Dunno...uhm....

OH I KNOW


even more fucked up


G rape IN THE TIME TRAVEL WORMHOLE. Then it can NEVER be changed from the time continuum. It's in the past, present AND future...


But I still don't see the connection. no...just no


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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:34 am

Wilby-san wrote:
DarthShadie wrote:
I just don't see the connection between warping into a time travel worm hole thingy and G rape...

Or is the rape supposed to happen in the future? Then warp back to the past, OR warp to the past, rape and then return...Dunno...uhm....

OH I KNOW


even more fucked up


G rape IN THE TIME TRAVEL WORMHOLE. Then it can NEVER be changed from the time continuum. It's in the past, present AND future...


But I still don't see the connection. no...just no


I know what Grapes are, but he DID write about G RAPE, not grapes, but rape in G style. THAT'S the connection I don't see... LULZ

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:46 am

DarthShadie wrote:
Wilby-san wrote:
DarthShadie wrote:
I just don't see the connection between warping into a time travel worm hole thingy and G rape...

Or is the rape supposed to happen in the future? Then warp back to the past, OR warp to the past, rape and then return...Dunno...uhm....

OH I KNOW


even more fucked up


G rape IN THE TIME TRAVEL WORMHOLE. Then it can NEVER be changed from the time continuum. It's in the past, present AND future...


But I still don't see the connection. no...just no


I know what Grapes are, but he DID write about G RAPE, not grapes, but rape in G style. THAT'S the connection I don't see... LULZ

The possibilities are endless.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:56 am

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I know what Grapes are, but he DID write about G RAPE, not grapes, but rape in G style. THAT'S the connection I don't see... LULZ

The possibilities are endless.

Wilbz


Indeed.


Btw, your Shepard-face goat-gun vid/pic is intreaguingly disturbing.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:41 am


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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:25 am

I'm going to go lazy on this one and type it in a different form.

Chapter 2.

Morgan Freeman: And so, the 5 good friends of the OT:A were off, hoping to find their ways home. But little did they know, their adventure was just starting

Angry guy in crowd: FUCK YOU MORGAN

Morgan Freeman: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH

*Abrupt transition*

Ulyaoth: Wow, this is normally my fap hour guys, can we take a break?

Causa: No.

Wilbs: Not now Uly, we can't set up camp until HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

*Dragon appears*

Random stoner: lol im high as fuck

Ulyaoth: AHHH!!! HE'S GOT ME!!!

Burkman: LET GO OF MY PUSSY ASS FRIEND YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Burkman proceeds to jump on the dragon's dick, stabbing it with all his might, the dragon flies away with both of them.

Wilbs: NOOOO!!!

Grimeth: NOOOO!!!

Causa: No.

Wilbs: Guys, we have to go save them!

Grimeth: Yeah, have fun with that. I can't really help out much.

Wilbs: Why not?

Grimeth: Umm, I dunno probably because I'm a fucking baby panda? If your character design wasn't so shit we might not have been in this mess. Fuck this I'm getting on Steam.

Wilbs: You can't just leave!

Grimeth proceeds to give Wilbourn the middle finger while walking away

Wilbs: Fine, fuck him, I was running out of funny things for him to say anyway. At least you're still here right Causa?

...
...
...

Wilbs: Causa?


Wilbourn looks to his left, only to realize Causa has been eaten by wolves

Wilbs: GODDAMMIT.

Abrupt transition to the dragon's lair

Uly: Ughhh, where are we?...

Burkman: THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND SODOMY.

Uly: Don't those go hand in hand? Haha.

Burkman: Wat u drivin @..

Uly: We gotta get outta here Burk!!

Burkman: WE GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Uly: I... just said th---

Burkman: QUICKLY, THIS WAY YOU COCK

Burkman and Uly stealthily make their way through the dragon's lair, only to be met by a man in makeup

Mysterious cross-dresser: HAHAHAHAHH!!! PICK A CARD!! ANYCARD!!!

Burkman: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FOLLOW US BANANA.

Banana: Geez okay...

Transition to Wilbourn sitting on a log

Wilbs: Well. I'm fucked.

Abrupt transition back to Burkman

Ulyaoth: Hey look! Children! What if they---

Burkman proceeds to slaughter the children brutally

Ulyaoth: Okayyy.

Banana: I'm from London!

Dragon: Who dares attempt to escape from my lair?

Random stoner: lol why the fuck am i here

Ulyaoth: Umm... My name is Ulyaoth Allen... Me and our friends are trying to find our way home... C-c-can you help us o' mighty dragon?...

Transition to Wilbourn poking Causa's carcass with a stick

Back to Dragon Lair

Dragon: Only if you answer my question. What is---

Ulyaoth: both the amine and carboxylic acid groups of amino acids can react to form amide bonds, one amino acid molecule can react with another and become joined through an amide linkage.

Dragon: C...Correct... Uhh... You're free... I guess... Good job?

Another abrupt transition to Wilbourn sitting on a log

Wilbs: Well... At least I can give Causa a burial...

Giant hawk swoops down and steals Causa's body

Wilbs: GOD. DAMMIT.

Morgan Freeman narrating

MF: And thus, seemed like the OT'ers were royally fucked, doesn't it children?

Children: ...

MF: What the fuck am I doing with my life.

Back to Uly n shit

Ulyaoth: Well guys, looks like we need to go find Wilbourn and the others!

Banana: Yeah I'm from London

Random stoner: lol i have no plot value whatsoever

Out of nowhere the sky opens up, a giant hand reaches down and grabs Banana and takes him into the sky

Ulyaoth: Okay this story is turning shittier and shittier every line.

Then, Wilbourn realizes he has an amulet that summons all the OT'ers back to him (The ones that are alive at least)

Wilbourn: Uly! Burkman! You're back!

Ulyaoth: Thank God it's you Wilbourn, the plot was getting butchered more than it already was by the second! Where's Causa and Grimeth?

Wilbourn: Causa was eaten by wolves and I'm pretty sure Grimeth got raped and killed on his way home.

Uly: Oh okay.

And, with the plot restored, the three of them ventured off, hoping to find a way home.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:37 am

Why can't I stop laughing?

DarthShadie wrote:
G rape IN THE TIME TRAVEL WORMHOLE. Then it can NEVER be changed from the time continuum. It's in the past, present AND future...

I need to go get the TARDIS and try something...

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:52 am

DarthShadie wrote:
Wilby-san wrote:
DarthShadie wrote:
I just don't see the connection between warping into a time travel worm hole thingy and G rape...

Or is the rape supposed to happen in the future? Then warp back to the past, OR warp to the past, rape and then return...Dunno...uhm....

OH I KNOW


even more fucked up


G rape IN THE TIME TRAVEL WORMHOLE. Then it can NEVER be changed from the time continuum. It's in the past, present AND future...


But I still don't see the connection. no...just no


I know what Grapes are, but he DID write about G RAPE, not grapes, but rape in G style. THAT'S the connection I don't see... LULZ

You're overthinking it... One thing I learned talking to these idiots is how to shut off the larger part of my brain as to avoid mental damage...

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:56 am

I fucking raped your people.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:16 am

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This. I am ashamed of myself for not posting this earlier.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:26 am

Why was I a huge dick in Wilb's story and then kicked off? no...just no
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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:06 pm

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Why was I a huge dick in Wilb's story and then kicked off? no...just no

Patience young one, all will be revealed in due time.

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PostSubject: Re: Grapes.   Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:11 pm

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Why was I a huge dick in Wilb's story and then kicked off? no...just no

Cause you are a dick in anybody's story and an adventurous entrepreneur can literally make millions offering people to kick you...

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