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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: You Are All Pirates Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:46 pm | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:55 pm | |
| I've been a scourge of the internet seas before you were even born. | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:19 pm | |
| Sir Jetbounty, I have already exhausted to use of this. Mostly on Grimeth. But nonetheless. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:40 am | |
| Little known fact, that song was originally an old spiritual sung shortly after the end of the civil war.
Yar har, fiddly dee! Being a negro is alright to be! Do want you want 'cuz a negro is free! You are a negro! | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:31 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Little known fact, that song was originally an old spiritual sung shortly after the end of the civil war.
Yar har, fiddly dee! Being a negro is alright to be! Do want you want 'cuz a negro is free! You are a negro! I'm not even gonna bother... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:09 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Little known fact, that song was originally an old spiritual sung shortly after the end of the civil war.
Yar har, fiddly dee! Being a negro is alright to be! Do want you want 'cuz a negro is free! You are a negro! It's ok.... Uly's racist... | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:44 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Little known fact, that song was originally an old spiritual sung shortly after the end of the civil war.
Yar har, fiddly dee! Being a negro is alright to be! Do want you want 'cuz a negro is free! You are a negro! It's ok.... Uly's racist...
It's ok because he's white... or so my professors tell me. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:02 pm | |
| You know, uly never used limewire. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:45 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- You know, uly never used limewire.
Thats Right ULY! DENY DENY DENY! Deny till your dying breath. Never shall those Commie Pigs in the DC catch you.
DONT TREAD ON ME!! HERITAGE NOT RACISM! ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU BUT WILL YOUR COUNTRY USE LUBE!!! | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:05 pm | |
| I just caught you with your pants down... | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:25 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- I just caught you with your pants down...
HA IM NOT WEARING PANTS! So PFFFT!!!! | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:29 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- I just caught you with your pants down...
HA IM NOT WEARING PANTS! So PFFFT!!!! Excellent... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:58 pm | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:53 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:56 pm | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:59 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:25 pm | |
| She signed a prenup stating that scott is entitled to 5 non-self-induced orgasms per week. At least one of these 5 weekly orgasms must be the result of coitus. The rest can be achieved through any means she deems fit. This includes but is not limited to; oral, anal, handjobs, footjobs, titjobs, buttjobs, earjobs, telekinetic masturbation. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:29 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- She signed a prenup stating that scott is entitled to 5 non-self-induced orgasms per week. At least one of these 5 weekly orgasms must be the result of coitus. The rest can be achieved through any means she deems fit. This includes but is not limited to; oral, anal, handjobs, footjobs, titjobs, buttjobs, earjobs, telekinetic masturbation.
The fact that you know all this should make Scott... Uncomfortable... To say the least... How... WHY would y-- Nevermind... Look who I'm asking! | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:16 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- She signed a prenup stating that scott is entitled to 5 non-self-induced orgasms per week. At least one of these 5 weekly orgasms must be the result of coitus. The rest can be achieved through any means she deems fit. This includes but is not limited to; oral, anal, handjobs, footjobs, titjobs, buttjobs, earjobs, telekinetic masturbation.
hahaha I'm showing her this... xD | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:45 pm | |
| Hell i would be happy with just 1 nonself induced orgasim a week....
THOUGH i did bribe her last week for 2 BJ's, one of which i got to perform my kink. The bribe was a $200 shopping spree.
It was worth it. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: You Are All Pirates Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:03 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Hell i would be happy with just 1 nonself induced orgasim a week....
THOUGH i did bribe her last week for 2 BJ's, one of which i got to perform my kink. The bribe was a $200 shopping spree.
It was worth it. Soooooo your wife is a hooker? | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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