I just saw a UFO

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:01 pm

wat

In addition, I think I'm being communicated to by Jesus. Maybe it's all these adds for Christian Mingle at the top of my page.

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:06 pm

Bobabounty wrote:: wat

In addition, I think I'm being communicated to by Jesus. Maybe it's all these adds for Christian Mingle at the top of my page.

stay off the bible themed porn and the smoking of the hash

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:09 pm

Callin wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:: wat

In addition, I think I'm being communicated to by Jesus. Maybe it's all these adds for Christian Mingle at the top of my page.

stay off the bible themed porn and the smoking of the hash

Now it's asking me what Quantum Jumping is. Damn, that science porn site sucked.

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:21 pm

I don't believe you... Wat

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

I have "Vietnamese Women" as my ad........... and WoW

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Branch wrote:: I have "Vietnamese Women" as my ad........... and WoW

Use adblocker OMG!

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/2264-ufo-fragment-siberia-forest.html

This one?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Doesn't, in your case, seeing a UFO kinda supposed to put you at an emotional crisis stemming from your sudden realization that something you've been brought up with as being an unarguable fact not requiring any tangible empirical evidence, might in fact not be as true as you previously just believed it to be and even pure hocus.

You know... Like Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy...

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:16 pm

Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are all real. Most people don't realize they're serial killers.

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:19 pm

The Joker wrote:: Doesn't, in your case, seeing a UFO kinda supposed to put you at an emotional crisis stemming from your sudden realization that something you've been brought up with as being an unarguable fact not requiring any tangible empirical evidence, might in fact not be as true as you previously just believed it to be and even pure hocus.

You know... Like Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy...

or the fact that his people crucified the Messiah... OMG!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Burkman wrote:: Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are all real. Most people don't realize they're serial killers.

I'm not talking about the 'Santa' who enters peoples' houses through chimneys on Christmas, leaves charcoal in the stockings and then goes up to the bedrooms and slaughters the parents, whilst making the children watch, all the while laughing hysterically 'HO-HO-HO-HO!'

Nor the 'Tooth Fairy' who is, in fact, a very mentally unstable man in a tutu going into children's rooms at night, pulling their teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers and then replacing them with pennies.

Nor am I referring to the 'Easter Bunny'- a man in a rabbit costume, running around anally inserting platypus-sized plastic eggs into his victims...

They're actually real nice people... I had them for tea just a couple days ago...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

The Joker wrote:: Doesn't, in your case, seeing a UFO kinda supposed to put you at an emotional crisis stemming from your sudden realization that something you've been brought up with as being an unarguable fact not requiring any tangible empirical evidence, might in fact not be as true as you previously just believed it to be and even pure hocus.

You know... Like Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy...

or the fact that his people crucified the Messiah... OMG!

I'm pretty sure that is supposed to be the Romans...
And I don't see where exactly you'd put that in my assumption...

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:02 pm

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are all real. Most people don't realize they're serial killers.

I'm not talking about the 'Santa' who enters peoples' houses through chimneys on Christmas, leaves charcoal in the stockings and then goes up to the bedrooms and slaughters the parents, whilst making the children watch, all the while laughing hysterically 'HO-HO-HO-HO!'

Nor the 'Tooth Fairy' who is, in fact, a very mentally unstable man in a tutu going into children's rooms at night, pulling their teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers and then replacing them with pennies.

Nor am I referring to the 'Easter Bunny'- a man in a rabbit costume, running around anally inserting platypus-sized plastic eggs into his victims...

They're actually real nice people... I had them for tea just a couple days ago...

Oh please, they're just buttering you up for a night of hard, painful rape.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Burkman wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are all real. Most people don't realize they're serial killers.

I'm not talking about the 'Santa' who enters peoples' houses through chimneys on Christmas, leaves charcoal in the stockings and then goes up to the bedrooms and slaughters the parents, whilst making the children watch, all the while laughing hysterically 'HO-HO-HO-HO!'

Nor the 'Tooth Fairy' who is, in fact, a very mentally unstable man in a tutu going into children's rooms at night, pulling their teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers and then replacing them with pennies.

Nor am I referring to the 'Easter Bunny'- a man in a rabbit costume, running around anally inserting platypus-sized plastic eggs into his victims...

They're actually real nice people... I had them for tea just a couple days ago...

Oh please, they're just buttering you up for a night of hard, painful rape.

You do know, you were invited to all our little nights of fun... Especially that one in the Gotham Central Hospital Nursery...

But noooo... Catwoman just had to have you go with her shoe-and-clawshopping...

What happened to you, Bats... We used to hang out... We used to do stuff together...

Like... Remember that time I used a garbage barge to spread my Joker gas across town?
We can't have fun like that no more... You used to be fun...

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:09 pm

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are all real. Most people don't realize they're serial killers.

I'm not talking about the 'Santa' who enters peoples' houses through chimneys on Christmas, leaves charcoal in the stockings and then goes up to the bedrooms and slaughters the parents, whilst making the children watch, all the while laughing hysterically 'HO-HO-HO-HO!'

Nor the 'Tooth Fairy' who is, in fact, a very mentally unstable man in a tutu going into children's rooms at night, pulling their teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers and then replacing them with pennies.

Nor am I referring to the 'Easter Bunny'- a man in a rabbit costume, running around anally inserting platypus-sized plastic eggs into his victims...

They're actually real nice people... I had them for tea just a couple days ago...

Oh please, they're just buttering you up for a night of hard, painful rape.

You do know, you were invited to all our little nights of fun... Especially that one in the Gotham Central Hospital Nursery...

But noooo... Catwoman just had to have you go with her shoe-and-clawshopping...

What happened to you, Bats... We used to hang out... We used to do stuff together...

Like... Remember that time I used a garbage barge to spread my Joker gas across town?
We can't have fun like that no more... You used to be fun...

I stopped taking you seriously. That's what happened.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Burkman wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Oh please, they're just buttering you up for a night of hard, painful rape.

You do know, you were invited to all our little nights of fun... Especially that one in the Gotham Central Hospital Nursery...

But noooo... Catwoman just had to have you go with her shoe-and-clawshopping...

What happened to you, Bats... We used to hang out... We used to do stuff together...

Like... Remember that time I used a garbage barge to spread my Joker gas across town?
We can't have fun like that no more... You used to be fun...

I stopped taking you seriously. That's what happened.

Dammit... I never figured what I'd do if I ever won... I guess I could call the Riddler and go for a movie but he's just such a pain during those quizzes...

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:33 pm

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Oh please, they're just buttering you up for a night of hard, painful rape.

You do know, you were invited to all our little nights of fun... Especially that one in the Gotham Central Hospital Nursery...

But noooo... Catwoman just had to have you go with her shoe-and-clawshopping...

What happened to you, Bats... We used to hang out... We used to do stuff together...

Like... Remember that time I used a garbage barge to spread my Joker gas across town?
We can't have fun like that no more... You used to be fun...

I stopped taking you seriously. That's what happened.

Dammit... I never figured what I'd do if I ever won... I guess I could call the Riddler and go for a movie but he's just such a pain during those quizzes...

You haven't won anything. I'm just in a non-caring mood right now. Also, I'm lacking any kind of inspiration and ideas to write a story. I want to write something, but I have nothing to go on.

Subject: Re: I just saw a UFO Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:48 pm

The Joker wrote:: Doesn't, in your case, seeing a UFO kinda supposed to put you at an emotional crisis stemming from your sudden realization that something you've been brought up with as being an unarguable fact not requiring any tangible empirical evidence, might in fact not be as true as you previously just believed it to be and even pure hocus.

You know... Like Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy...

Dude, the church already has their speech for aliens prepared, I'm sure. About how alien life only expands our knowledge of god and his works, not defy it. Something like that, I forget.

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Ulyaoth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: Doesn't, in your case, seeing a UFO kinda supposed to put you at an emotional crisis stemming from your sudden realization that something you've been brought up with as being an unarguable fact not requiring any tangible empirical evidence, might in fact not be as true as you previously just believed it to be and even pure hocus.

You know... Like Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy...

Dude, the church already has their speech for aliens prepared, I'm sure. About how alien life only expands our knowledge of god and his works, not defy it. Something like that, I forget.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24598508/ns/world_news-europe/t/vatican-its-ok-believe-aliens/#.T35ZWasQuSo