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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:28 am | |
| Ok... What the fuck is happening to us?! | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:31 am | |
| - Burkman the Sadist wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- Ok... What the fuck is happening to us?!
The question should be: What the fuck ISN'T happening to us? Fixed | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:52 am | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Ronald Reagan wrote:
- Burkman the Sadist wrote:
The question should be: What the fuck ISN'T happening to us? Fixed Someday you'll learn cursing isn't needed in every sentence... It is needed for every Burkman sentence | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:57 am | |
| - Ronald Reagan wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Ronald Reagan wrote:
Fixed Someday you'll learn cursing isn't needed in every sentence... It is needed for every Burkman sentence This is entirely false. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:00 am | |
| - Ronald Reagan wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Ronald Reagan wrote:
- Burkman the Sadist wrote:
The question should be: What the fuck ISN'T happening to us? Fixed Someday you'll learn cursing isn't needed in every sentence... It is needed for every Burkman sentence He swears less than I do! And you've never actually talked to him... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:02 am | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Ronald Reagan wrote:
- Burkman the Sadist wrote:
The question should be: What the fuck ISN'T happening to us? Fixed Someday you'll learn cursing isn't needed in every sentence... The fuck it fucking isn't... I have noticed I do kinda use 'fuck' a tad too much these days... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:57 am | |
| I've tried to cut back on my language as well.
I want to talk to Burkman on a video chat sometimes. Or Branch. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:04 pm | |
| My eye hearts.... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:14 pm | |
| - Jetbounty wrote:
- I've tried to cut back on my language as well.
I want to talk to Burkman on a video chat sometimes. Or Branch. I'll think about it... I'm not big on video chats... | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:25 pm | |
| We need a new Banner statement. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:36 pm | |
| Uly went to church to see his mother get baptised. It was like... regular church sunday, only they baptism thing was happening on the side.
We had to stand quite a while... listening to people sing... had to clap n' such with the beat. Everyone was doing it, I'd be a heathen not to. We were kinda near the front, too. It felt weird. Uly is a sit-in-the-back kind of guy, as you might imagine. I didn't raise my hands and start "feelin the spirit" and stuff like some others, and being in the third row from the front right next to the aisle... standing 5'11 around some women... I know I stood out >_>
I left kinda early with my cousin. Oh, the stares... the hateful stares... I saw them... I felt them. Most didn't care... maybe I had to use the restroom. But the others... oh, they knew... they knew uly was a wicked man walkin away from the lord's house right in the middle of a sermon. Servitor of Satan, they called me in their minds.
We were asked to donate money. Got the speech about investing in god, getting your investment back tenfold in blessings, so on and so forth. Was asked to vote against a proposition coming up that had something to do with gay rights. Thank god my brother wasn't there, he'd probably do something, make some sort of scene. Christ...
Anyway, my cousin went back in after we had left to say we were gonna go ahead and leave, she said our seats were all taken already anyway. God was telling me he didn't want uly in his house, apparently. Or maybe the churchgoers just wanted to make me feel unwelcome if I came back. The sinner in jeans and a t-shirt. That's right... jeans and a t-shirt. I could feel the hateful glare of the staff... "if you're gonna sit that close to the front, you sure as hell better be wearing slacks and a dress shirt" their eyes said. I wasn't alone in my jeans and t-shirt, but still... I was somewhere... visible. It was my aunt's fault.
IT WAS MY MOM WHO TOLD ME JEANS AND T-SHIRT WAS FINE! I KNEW I SHOULDA WORE THE SLACKS AND DRESS SHIRT! MY MOM LIED! LIED! LIED TO ME! GRIMETH WAS RIGHT! I SHOULDA LISTENED TO GRIMETH! NOW MY MANAGER WHO GOES TO THAT CHURCH SAW ME WEARING STREET CLOTHES IN GOD'S HOUSE AND THINKS I'M A SINNER!
Actually, I didn't see her there. But she goes to that church. And it IS sunday...
So anyway, that was my day. Lots of clapping in church. Never really know when to do it. When people start a'clappin, I start a'clappin. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:42 pm | |
| Also, the music was so loud I could feel it vibrating in my chest, if that makes any sense. But I felt it... weird feeling, like my heart was beating irregularly. I'm sure that wasn't the case, though... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:53 pm | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:34 pm | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:30 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue May 01, 2012 2:21 pm | |
| After my trip to church, uly is verruh spiritual now. So don't mock my religion. I would like to sing part of a song I'm working on. Original work. Do not steal.
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?!
JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF US?!
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS
WOULD HE BE EYEING YOUR 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER LIKE ONE OF UUUSSSS? | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue May 01, 2012 2:23 pm | |
| - Ky Kiske wrote:
- After my trip to church, uly is verruh spiritual now. So don't mock my religion. I would like to sing part of a song I'm working on. Original work. Do not steal.
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?!
JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF US?!
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS
WOULD HE BE EYEING YOUR 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER LIKE ONE OF UUUSSSS? Is there a download link? Yeah, you should maybe put that on soundcloud or something when it's done. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue May 01, 2012 2:52 pm | |
| - Ky Kiske wrote:
- After my trip to church, uly is verruh spiritual now. So don't mock my religion. I would like to sing part of a song I'm working on. Original work. Do not steal.
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?!
JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF US?!
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS
WOULD HE BE EYEING YOUR 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER LIKE ONE OF UUUSSSS? You went to church... and you didn't... spontaneously combust or anything? They didn't crucify you? | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition Tue May 01, 2012 3:11 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Ky Kiske wrote:
- After my trip to church, uly is verruh spiritual now. So don't mock my religion. I would like to sing part of a song I'm working on. Original work. Do not steal.
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?!
JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF US?!
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS
WOULD HE BE EYEING YOUR 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER LIKE ONE OF UUUSSSS? You went to church... and you didn't... spontaneously combust or anything? They didn't crucify you? I almost did that not so long ago... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
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