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| Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3!  Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:52 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
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- Green Explosions.
Gaiz... What if we let a dog play out the ending? What would it choose?
Trick question... dogs are color blind...  Dammit... Why do you always have to state the obvious and ruin the joke? That's it! From now on I make you the unofficial vulcan of the group... | |
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:02 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:01 pm | |
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Callin
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BananaGod
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:43 pm | |
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Callin
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:17 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
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- The Joker wrote:
Interesting fact- I can't do the Spock hand thing...
You poor bastard...
yea no shit. i practiced till i could all through the second grade. was so happy when i did it. Well... Had I not broken both my pinkies... Maybe things would be different... | |
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Grimeth
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:21 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Callin wrote:
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You poor bastard...
yea no shit. i practiced till i could all through the second grade. was so happy when i did it.
Well... Had I not broken both my pinkies... Maybe things would be different... How did you manage to break BOTH your pinkies? | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:37 pm | |
| - PandaBot wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- Callin wrote:
yea no shit. i practiced till i could all through the second grade. was so happy when i did it.
Well... Had I not broken both my pinkies... Maybe things would be different...
How did you manage to break BOTH your pinkies? Right was a skateboarding fall from a ramp (who ever though you that putting your hands in front of you when you fall is a good idea should eat a platypus dick)... Left was a snowboarding fall on some fucking ice... | |
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Callin
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:37 pm | |
| had both of my hands slammed in car doors multiple times as a young child. right pinkie is broken. most the other fingers are not straight either on both hands. and i can still do it.
you just fail lol | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:08 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- had both of my hands slammed in car doors multiple times as a young child. right pinkie is broken. most the other fingers are not straight either on both hands. and i can still do it.
you just fail lol Does your pinkie make a 120 degree angle with the rest of your fingers when stretched out? Can you barely move the finger at all? If not, then fuck off... And yeah... Actually most of my right hand fingers were broken... Good thing I am left handed... | |
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Callin
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:21 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- had both of my hands slammed in car doors multiple times as a young child. right pinkie is broken. most the other fingers are not straight either on both hands. and i can still do it.
you just fail lol
Does your pinkie make a 120 degree angle with the rest of your fingers when stretched out? Can you barely move the finger at all? If not, then fuck off...
And yeah... Actually most of my right hand fingers were broken... Good thing I am left handed... nah its just curvy and bent funny. i actually cant straighten it out. | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:39 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- had both of my hands slammed in car doors multiple times as a young child. right pinkie is broken. most the other fingers are not straight either on both hands. and i can still do it.
you just fail lol
Does your pinkie make a 120 degree angle with the rest of your fingers when stretched out? Can you barely move the finger at all? If not, then fuck off...
And yeah... Actually most of my right hand fingers were broken... Good thing I am left handed...
nah its just curvy and bent funny. i actually cant straighten it out. That's what I meant, plus it hurts most of the times when I try to move it in an odd way... And I can seldom move it besides stretching and clenching it... Damn... When I think of all the bones I've broken... I'm a fucking wreck... | |
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Callin
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:50 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
Does your pinkie make a 120 degree angle with the rest of your fingers when stretched out? Can you barely move the finger at all? If not, then fuck off...
And yeah... Actually most of my right hand fingers were broken... Good thing I am left handed...
nah its just curvy and bent funny. i actually cant straighten it out.
That's what I meant, plus it hurts most of the times when I try to move it in an odd way... And I can seldom move it besides stretching and clenching it...
Damn... When I think of all the bones I've broken... I'm a fucking wreck... LOL i hear ya man. i wasnt tryin to be derogatory or anything about sayin you fail. ive had my share of misshaps. broken left arm, broken fingers and toes. i have a DENT in my forehead from an idiotic stunt i pulled after watching TMNT. i hit a flat football (american btw) with a steel flat rod and it came back with a quickness and BAM. dented skull. broken toes. the slamming of car doors on hands. OH a great accomplishment here. While doin a demo for the SCA i sidestepped to throw a wrap shot to the back of a friends head and slipped in the dewey grass and my leg decided to look like a capital L. thigh straight up, calf and foot straight to the right. knee touching the ground. tore everything.
hmm i have stepped on nails and put em almost all the way though my foot and different toes. i shot a 16 penny nail through my right thumb. from tip to just above the first knuckle. it came out on the side. gashed my knee wide open when i was younger playing tag in a swimming pool.
OH here is a good one. used an Acetylene Torch to cut up a lawnmower in HS and as i was putting it up it slipped out of the rest and landed on my arm. had an asshole try to cut off my right index finger while we were working with sheet metal. taking it off the truck and storing it he pushed it and my hand hit a metal upright.. the sheet metal kept goin. that went down to the bone. hurt like hell. the stitches hurt worse.
hmm tryin to think about what else. but i think that covers the main stuff lol. OH all of that was before i was 25. and quick edit... TOTALLY forgot about my oldest misshap. to this day i have grease and exhaust in my skin under my right eye cus i fell on the exhaust pipe of my fathers Harley Davidson. it was on the basement steps with the back tire off of it. me and my bro were runnin around it and i tripped over the concrete block step. luckily it missed my eye completely. i was 4. | |
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Scott
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:59 pm | |
| While I've broken fingers and hands before I dun think it was quite that severe... HOWEVER... I did manage to sever the nerves to my left pointer finger to my middle finger in a knife fight with my brother when I was... much younger. I learned that day... you don't reach for the blade. >.< | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:17 pm | |
| Lol... Lets see... It all started the final day of kindergarten (meaning I was like 7/8)... Some douchebags were bullying me and ended up bashing me against a tree... Ended up with a broken jaw (right below the joint in front my right ear... That and what appears to be some form of amnesia (don't remember anything from an earlier point in my childhood, literally nothing before that exact moment)... Up side- I fucked them bitches right back up so fucking bad the director of the place said had it not been the final day he would have expelled me... My dad fucking flipped and told him to shove his head up his fucking ass... Then he bought me my first PC... Anyways... Hit number two... Out biking, figured I don't have to wait for the fucking green light... Ended up with most of my left leg getting its skin all over the gravel of the road that was under construction... Good side- didn't get hit by the No88 bus... A few years later, I decided to pick up skateboarding... Broken knee cap. Then came the broken hand... Snowboarding, from age 16 on: First- Broken leg. Clean off with a nice bloody bit sticking out below the already fucked up knee cap... Had to pretty much re-learn to walk... Funny part is- managed to get up... Didn't even notice before my girlfriend at the time let out a seriously unnerving shriek... Adrenaline FTW... Then- Broken arm, along with the pinkie. From that point on I fucking hate ice in whatever form and drink my vodka straight up and pure... And finally- Screwed up neck. Courtesy of some fucking skier... Was sitting down at the fucking edge of the slope, not two fucking meters from the fucking tree line, waiting on some friends... BAM! Woke up somewhere lower down, couldn't fucking feel anything... I swear the guy did it on purpose and I swear, I'm gonna find the fucker and rape him with those skies if it's the last fucking thing I do... Had to wear one of those braces for two months... Surfing/swimming/diving: First- We were in Greece, island of Korfu (or whatever)... Me and some friends were surfing, I was 14 or somewhere near that... I fell from the board and hit some reef rocks... Ended up cutting most of my foot, a clear, neat, almost surgical gash... Nice scar, helluva load of stitches... Managed to do the same shit the very next year, this time on home turf and instead breaking my damned left shoulder (actually the bone that holds the shoulder to the rest of your body)... Have on numerous occasions left patches of skin on rocks... I swear those healing up hurt more than my damned broken leg... Stepped on a nail when I was 11, managed to miss most of a tendon, letting me retain movement of my middle toe (on the left foot)... Out hunting with my dad when I was 17... Oh look! A fucking boar! Nice big scar on one hip... Fucking sliced the fucker's throat for it... Tried skydiving... Result- Two ribs broken some more fractured and the toes of my left foot broken due to a badly placed mossy rock. Worth it. I think that's all... Overall result: When I swim for an extended period of time, my left foot (the one with the broken toes, half-sliced tendon and huge scar) tends to freeze up, meaning excruciating pain and and almost total loss of motor skills (can't fucking swim for fucking shit). Can pop all the main joints of all my limbs and the neck vertebra pretty much on demand... My jaw can get dislodged at which point I'll cry out in pain, curse whatever bitch-ass god sits carelessly upon a fucking white cloud and be forced to not talk for the rest of the day, until I get home to apply some magical balm that soothes the pain... Last time that happened was during a Criminal Law lecture... Funny shit followed after the violent "MOTHER. FUCKER!" that was heard in the lecture hall... If I lay down on my left side for an extended period of time, my chest starts hurting like hell... All in all... Yeah... I'm fucking 21... Prognosis- possibly dead by 40...  | |
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CollaWars
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:24 pm | |
| You know that bragging about your injuries doesn't make you seem manly. | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:26 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- You know that bragging about your injuries doesn't make you seem manly.
I know... Just felt like sharing... Letting everybody know life has tossed me about the place a couple times... | |
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Scott
Warlord
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:51 pm | |
| I dun feel like writing a book... if anyone were truly interested in injuries I'd be more than happy to talk over PM... I'm sure everyone has some funny/stupid injury stories.
Edit: Wai... this is the ME3 thread... how the fuck... | |
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Grimeth
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:33 pm | |
| I've never broken a bone...
I did have a ladder fall on my head when I was about 4 though.... | |
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BananaGod
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| | Subject: Re: Mass Effect 3! Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:13 am | |
| - PandaBot wrote:
- I've never broken a bone...
I did have a ladder fall on my head when I was about 4 though.... This explains a LOT...  - Scott wrote:
- I dun feel like writing a book... if anyone were truly interested in injuries I'd be more than happy to talk over PM... I'm sure everyone has some funny/stupid injury stories.
Edit: Wai... this is the ME3 thread... how the fuck... Well... We are known for straying Off-Topic... It's in our name... It's in our blood... Aaanyways... Any idea of when they'll be taking another royal shat on ME3's ending? | |
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