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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:49 pm | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:53 pm | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:55 pm | |
| Come ooon... Everyone has that 'one' awkward/weird story... It's time to share! | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:00 pm | |
| Well I'm not sharing mine. You don't need to know what embarrassing shit happened in my life. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:12 pm | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:24 pm | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:36 pm | |
| One time a waiter was attempting to take my menu, but I shook his hand, and thus putting me in an awkward situation. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:49 pm | |
| - PandaBot wrote:
- One time a waiter was attempting to take my menu, but I shook his hand, and thus putting me in an awkward situation.
Oooo I have a waiter one... My wife and I were at Olive Garden once... and the waitress was grating cheese on her spaghetti (or something I don't really remember what it was). Well usually one tells the waitress when they've gotten enough parmesan on their pasta. Not my wife... she just sat their and watched the waitress grate cheese. I was trying not to lol. The waitress finished grating the entire block (being polite and all)... and asked if she still wanted more. My wife was all... lolnoiwasgoodwithitawhileago. xD | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:59 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- PandaBot wrote:
- One time a waiter was attempting to take my menu, but I shook his hand, and thus putting me in an awkward situation.
Oooo I have a waiter one...
My wife and I were at Olive Garden once... and the waitress was grating cheese on her spaghetti (or something I don't really remember what it was). Well usually one tells the waitress when they've gotten enough parmesan on their pasta. Not my wife... she just sat their and watched the waitress grate cheese. I was trying not to lol. The waitress finished grating the entire block (being polite and all)... and asked if she still wanted more. My wife was all... lolnoiwasgoodwithitawhileago. xD You know those little bowls of lemony water (or whatever) they give you in posh-y places for you to rinse your hands in? Well... My dad didn't... Went on to complain how the 'soup' tasted just like lemonade... Lets just say we've never been to that same restaurant again... Was like 10 years ago that... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:08 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- PandaBot wrote:
- One time a waiter was attempting to take my menu, but I shook his hand, and thus putting me in an awkward situation.
Oooo I have a waiter one...
My wife and I were at Olive Garden once... and the waitress was grating cheese on her spaghetti (or something I don't really remember what it was). Well usually one tells the waitress when they've gotten enough parmesan on their pasta. Not my wife... she just sat their and watched the waitress grate cheese. I was trying not to lol. The waitress finished grating the entire block (being polite and all)... and asked if she still wanted more. My wife was all... lolnoiwasgoodwithitawhileago. xD
You know those little bowls of lemony water (or whatever) they give you in posh-y places for you to rinse your hands in? Well... My dad didn't... Went on to complain how the 'soup' tasted just like lemonade... Lets just say we've never been to that same restaurant again... Was like 10 years ago that... HAHA... xD I assume he doesn't like finger food? | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:33 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- Scott wrote:
Oooo I have a waiter one...
My wife and I were at Olive Garden once... and the waitress was grating cheese on her spaghetti (or something I don't really remember what it was). Well usually one tells the waitress when they've gotten enough parmesan on their pasta. Not my wife... she just sat their and watched the waitress grate cheese. I was trying not to lol. The waitress finished grating the entire block (being polite and all)... and asked if she still wanted more. My wife was all... lolnoiwasgoodwithitawhileago. xD
You know those little bowls of lemony water (or whatever) they give you in posh-y places for you to rinse your hands in? Well... My dad didn't... Went on to complain how the 'soup' tasted just like lemonade... Lets just say we've never been to that same restaurant again... Was like 10 years ago that... HAHA... xD I assume he doesn't like finger food? Don't really know... Never seen him eat a burger, so I'd guess not... | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:52 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- I'm not in band, I want to make something of my life.
OK... You can't tell me you don't know where this comes from... And you can't possibly be taking this as a literal thing... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:57 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
- I'm not in band, I want to make something of my life.
OK... You can't tell me you don't know where this comes from... And you can't possibly be taking this as a literal thing... Have you seen the new one? All my buddies said it was pretty good. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:05 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
- I'm not in band, I want to make something of my life.
OK... You can't tell me you don't know where this comes from... And you can't possibly be taking this as a literal thing... Have you seen the new one? All my buddies said it was pretty good. Imma see it as soon as I'm through with them nasty exams next month... Can't seem to find people to go with and going to the movies alone is... Well... Weird... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:22 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
- I'm not in band, I want to make something of my life.
OK... You can't tell me you don't know where this comes from... And you can't possibly be taking this as a literal thing... Have you seen the new one? All my buddies said it was pretty good. Imma see it as soon as I'm through with them nasty exams next month... Can't seem to find people to go with and going to the movies alone is... Well... Weird... True... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Tue May 01, 2012 2:25 pm | |
| Ok... So here's what just happened... First off, you should know, if you don't by now, that my dad is a bit of an emotion freak... Everything's either at 100% or none at all... Soo... My dad and my mom were filling out their tax return forms the other day and there's where it all happened... My mom, being the normal, rational human being, had no problem with her form... My dad... He's weird... An example- remember my neocube? Those magnetic little spheres you use to build some pretty nifty stuff... I gave it to him in a blob as he was interested and after a minute or so he went 'I can't put them in order! They're broken!' Yeah... That's how my dad is... So anyways... My dad works for WizzAir and they're kind enough to supply their employees with visual aids and other guides on how to fill tax return forms- with colored sections, instructions... A blind, lamed horse could do it... My dad couldn't. So he asked my mom. My mom said no, she already had her form to fill, plus, she explained, if all his colleagues can fill the form, he can do it as well. So my dad, being the 50-year-old child that he is, throws a fit. Offended that my mom won't fill his form for him. Of course, being the overly-proud male homosapien he is, he filled his form. Attempted to, at least. See, my mom is smart, she used a pencil. My dad is stubborn. He used a pen. Understandably, regardless the extensive visual guide on how to fill the form, he made a mistake. So what does he do? He faults my mom for not telling him to use a pencil as well. At this point, I'm laughing my ass off, literally. (My mom called me just now and this is how I learned about it...) But wait! There's more! After three attempts at filling his form, my dad actually did it (picture unearthly happiness, the kind you experience when you see your child tying it's shoe for the first time)... Or so we thought... Just as she was about to post the two forms, my mom noticed, what would you guess? Another mistake! So yeah... All the while, my dad's brewing up a storm about how my mom didn't want to fill his form for him and some other bs I don't quite get... If that weren't enough... My sister's birthday's coming up. She's gonna be 12. My dad had the great idea that she needs to be wearing a formal dress. My sister being my sister and a damn Taurus, says no. So my dad goes into another PMS over that as well... In other words... My stomach is sore from laughter... | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Tue May 01, 2012 2:49 pm | |
| Reminds me of my crazy aunt... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Tue May 01, 2012 3:10 pm | |
| - PainfullyPatrioticPanda wrote:
- Reminds me of my crazy aunt...
I have one of those as well... The type that sends you smilies on facebook... Brrrr.... | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Tue May 01, 2012 3:27 pm | |
| thats ok all mine are crazy hippie enviromental activitsts | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Tue May 01, 2012 3:30 pm | |
| I have a hypocritical, judgmental, unapologetic bitch for an aunt who thinks the world revolves around her. Oh, and stole my sister's son away from her. Legally, but she mine as well as just kidnapped him.
Zack hates her. My aunt, I mean.
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Tue May 01, 2012 3:31 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- PainfullyPatrioticPanda wrote:
- Reminds me of my crazy aunt...
I have one of those as well... The type that sends you smilies on facebook... Brrrr.... Then leaves you a long rant about how she hates you and everything about you because you didn't smilie back. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Tue May 01, 2012 3:36 pm | |
| - PainfullyPatrioticPanda wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- PainfullyPatrioticPanda wrote:
- Reminds me of my crazy aunt...
I have one of those as well... The type that sends you smilies on facebook... Brrrr.... Then leaves you a long rant about how she hates you and everything about you because you didn't smilie back. No... Just leave you some bs about some other unrelated bs as a comment on her smilies... Usually some link to a random article or something... Creepy as hell... I just delete the posts and try not to think about it... | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: This one time... At Band Camp... Tue May 01, 2012 3:37 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- PainfullyPatrioticPanda wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
I have one of those as well... The type that sends you smilies on facebook... Brrrr.... Then leaves you a long rant about how she hates you and everything about you because you didn't smilie back. No... Just leave you some bs about some other unrelated bs as a comment on her smilies... Usually some link to a random article or something... Creepy as hell... I just delete the posts and try not to think about it... Oh... Me neither. | |
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