I need a hero
 
PortalHomeSearchFAQMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog inChat
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 
Rechercher Advanced Search
The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

[ Full reading ]
Comments: 7
Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Comments: 5

Share | 
 

 Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
Go to page : Previous  1 ... 5, 6, 7 ... 19 ... 32  Next
AuthorMessage
Ban-Anad
BananaGod


Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 24

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:09 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
In a sense... I DO do the opposite. Here, I say whatever comes to mind. I am open and free! Free as a bird!

IRL, I do not say more than "hi" and sometimes a "I'm good... how are you?" to anyone. That's the opposite, banana. THAT'S THE OPPOSITE!

Look where it's got me! LOOK AT ME, BANANA! *tears open shirt*

Ew...
Can you please not do that anymore?
Thank you...

Ok, so lets analyze this... In reality, you're this shy, introverted person who has limited social interaction due to some sort of fear of rejection. Here, in the OT alternate-reality, you're this outspoken person with absolutely no filter to what gets spewed out his mouth. No matter what and how slimey and full of gunk it is- you'll say it...
Can you not find some sort of middle ground?

Like... Say whatever's on your mind... Just... Be aware of social norms and that kind of stuff (not raising the topic of incest in idle chatter being at the top of the list)...


_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Mr. Branch
The Fabulous


Posts : 7902
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 19

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:12 pm

I don't think Uly watches enough Tv.... i mean... the real stuff.... need moar Clint Eastwood and stuff.... less.... manga....

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Grimeth
Sad Panda


Posts : 2555
Join date : 2011-02-16
Age : 20

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:37 pm

Branch wrote:
I don't think Uly watches enough Tv.... i mean... the real stuff.... need moar Clint Eastwood and stuff.... less.... manga....

I think you're mixing up manga with hentai.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Mr. Branch
The Fabulous


Posts : 7902
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 19

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:40 pm

PirateGrimeth wrote:
Branch wrote:
I don't think Uly watches enough Tv.... i mean... the real stuff.... need moar Clint Eastwood and stuff.... less.... manga....

I think you're mixing up manga with hentai.

Same shit, different ass.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard


Posts : 4343
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 29
Location : Hampton, Virginia

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:48 pm

Pop a squat and I'll tell you a story.

One day, Burkman and Ulyaoth left their homes to work at the king's castle. They rode the carriage for king's servants to the castle. This would seem to be a luxury, but the townspeople know. The king's "employees" who do not show to be taken to the castle for their day's labors are liable to go missing in the night.

Burkman and Ulyaoth sit in the carriage amongst the others, talking of the weekend's events. Burkman drank much ale and had sex with a number of prostitutes he did not have the money to pay. He fought his way out of that brothel with a cut here or there from those knife-wielding whores, but still good to go to work. Well, not that he had a choice about that. "I tell you, the thrill of fighting my way through those harpies with just my bare hands... the thrill is almost greater than fucking them just moments before!" he proclaims, bursting into laughter. Ulyaoth stayed home, like always, but he loved to hear Burkman's tales.

But before too long, they had arrived. The king's servants hopped out the back end of the carriage in twos and threes, the familiar groan of their muscles dreading the day to come and already looking forward to tonight's well-earned rest.

Burkman and Ulyaoth made their way to the great feasting hall, catching a glimpse of the king's chancellor on their way. "Ban'anad Dealari", Ulyaoth whispered to Burkman with a nod to the chancellor's direction.

"The Jester's Bane, they call him", continued Uly. The chancellor was a jester himself once, or so the story goes... before he rose to the top. Nearly the top. He earned his nickname for his cruel pattern of having the court jester beheaded should he fail to bemuse his audience. Primarily the chancellor himself. He is overly critical of the jesters, having been one himself. They never lasted more than two weeks, and that was considered lucky. Still, he offered a ridiculously large pay to any willing to attempt it. Likely a sick game of his.

Uly knew this because he had much time to read... and he had read the man's autobiography. Before the chancellor demanded all copies of his book be burned... along with their owners. Uly's copy lies buried in the woods behind his home.

This part, however, was not spoken aloud. Burkman knew this fact. He had buried the man, now blue in the face and with an oddly shaped neck, whom had come to torch Uly's house alongside the book. If Uly had not gotten his hands on the latest pornographic art drawn by the infamous Penisangelo, Burkman may not have had reason to be there that day. That particular minion of the chancellor was not the only to go missing or found dead. There were others. But the chancellor seemed not to care. He did a lot of things that seemed to make no sense... he might even be mad.

Burkman and Uly had made their way to the feasting hall at last. But they were not there to eat, goodness no. They entered the small servant's door down to the cellar. There, their day's work lay before them. A mountain of potatoes. They were to be skinned. Like always. Who ate these potatoes? The chancellor demands they be pristine. He's never been seen eating potato by the king's guests. Nor is potato even served at his feasts. How odd.

But a servant's place is not to question his work. It's to do his work. They sat at their stools and began peeling. The potatoes merged together and became a giant potato monster! Burkman and Uly slayed it. The End.

I never was good with endings.

_________________
(´・ω・`)
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Mr. Branch
The Fabulous


Posts : 7902
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 19

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:51 pm

Lets just shoot him.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Grimeth
Sad Panda


Posts : 2555
Join date : 2011-02-16
Age : 20

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:00 pm

Branch wrote:
PirateGrimeth wrote:
Branch wrote:
I don't think Uly watches enough Tv.... i mean... the real stuff.... need moar Clint Eastwood and stuff.... less.... manga....

I think you're mixing up manga with hentai.

Same shit, different ass.

Clearly you've never read a manga...
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Wilbourn
WolfPack
WolfPack


Posts : 4063
Join date : 2011-02-02
Age : 999
Location : le tit

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:05 pm

I just found out the guy that played Spartacus died. I hate you...

A year ago...

_________________
Murder: Noun - The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.

The Dark One returns.
9/11 was an inside job.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Mr. Branch
The Fabulous


Posts : 7902
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 19

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:13 pm

Gannicus wrote:
I just found out the guy that played Spartacus died. I hate you...

A year ago...

There there.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Jet
Bell Sucker
Bell Sucker


Posts : 4511
Join date : 2011-04-30
Age : 18

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:18 pm

Uly you're fucking weird.

_________________
gottagofastDOODOODOO
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Wilbourn
WolfPack
WolfPack


Posts : 4063
Join date : 2011-02-02
Age : 999
Location : le tit

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:19 pm

Oh I see. I put Uly as a main character in my stories, but in his stories he doesn't even feel like giving me a cameo.

Unrelated:


_________________
Murder: Noun - The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.

The Dark One returns.
9/11 was an inside job.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 72
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:27 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
Pop a squat and I'll tell you a story.

One day, Burkman and Ulyaoth left their homes to work at the king's castle. They rode the carriage for king's servants to the castle. This would seem to be a luxury, but the townspeople know. The king's "employees" who do not show to be taken to the castle for their day's labors are liable to go missing in the night.

Burkman and Ulyaoth sit in the carriage amongst the others, talking of the weekend's events. Burkman drank much ale and had sex with a number of prostitutes he did not have the money to pay. He fought his way out of that brothel with a cut here or there from those knife-wielding whores, but still good to go to work. Well, not that he had a choice about that. "I tell you, the thrill of fighting my way through those harpies with just my bare hands... the thrill is almost greater than fucking them just moments before!" he proclaims, bursting into laughter. Ulyaoth stayed home, like always, but he loved to hear Burkman's tales.

But before too long, they had arrived. The king's servants hopped out the back end of the carriage in twos and threes, the familiar groan of their muscles dreading the day to come and already looking forward to tonight's well-earned rest.

Burkman and Ulyaoth made their way to the great feasting hall, catching a glimpse of the king's chancellor on their way. "Ban'anad Dealari", Ulyaoth whispered to Burkman with a nod to the chancellor's direction.

"The Jester's Bane, they call him", continued Uly. The chancellor was a jester himself once, or so the story goes... before he rose to the top. Nearly the top. He earned his nickname for his cruel pattern of having the court jester beheaded should he fail to bemuse his audience. Primarily the chancellor himself. He is overly critical of the jesters, having been one himself. They never lasted more than two weeks, and that was considered lucky. Still, he offered a ridiculously large pay to any willing to attempt it. Likely a sick game of his.

Uly knew this because he had much time to read... and he had read the man's autobiography. Before the chancellor demanded all copies of his book be burned... along with their owners. Uly's copy lies buried in the woods behind his home.

This part, however, was not spoken aloud. Burkman knew this fact. He had buried the man, now blue in the face and with an oddly shaped neck, whom had come to torch Uly's house alongside the book. If Uly had not gotten his hands on the latest pornographic art drawn by the infamous Penisangelo, Burkman may not have had reason to be there that day. That particular minion of the chancellor was not the only to go missing or found dead. There were others. But the chancellor seemed not to care. He did a lot of things that seemed to make no sense... he might even be mad.

Burkman and Uly had made their way to the feasting hall at last. But they were not there to eat, goodness no. They entered the small servant's door down to the cellar. There, their day's work lay before them. A mountain of potatoes. They were to be skinned. Like always. Who ate these potatoes? The chancellor demands they be pristine. He's never been seen eating potato by the king's guests. Nor is potato even served at his feasts. How odd.

But a servant's place is not to question his work. It's to do his work. They sat at their stools and began peeling. The potatoes merged together and became a giant potato monster! Burkman and Uly slayed it. The End.

I never was good with endings.

I approve of this tale.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard


Posts : 4343
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 29
Location : Hampton, Virginia

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:16 am

Thank you, burkman... reading that was like a meth addict getting his fix. I felt it rush through me and my eyes roll back into my head. The story went so ignored to that point.

And it is good. Yes, quite. A page out of something george martin would write. If he saw that, he would recognize his style and claim I plagiarized his work. Or stephen king. Right, banana?

Also, I was hoping someone would say "Still a better ending than Mass Effect 3". I'm just saying, I set everyone up for it. Like when I would say "This is madness!" before a BG and nobody would catch on.

_________________
(´・ω・`)
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Ban-Anad
BananaGod


Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 24

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:15 am

Ulyaoth wrote:
Thank you, burkman... reading that was like a meth addict getting his fix. I felt it rush through me and my eyes roll back into my head. The story went so ignored to that point.

And it is good. Yes, quite. A page out of something george martin would write. If he saw that, he would recognize his style and claim I plagiarized his work. Or stephen king. Right, banana?

Also, I was hoping someone would say "Still a better ending than Mass Effect 3". I'm just saying, I set everyone up for it. Like when I would say "This is madness!" before a BG and nobody would catch on.

A bit far for George Martin (if you want to mimic him, try being more evasive, stalling action with heart-gripping tension for 6-80 pages before killing off a relatively important character), and I wouldn't know Stephen King- never having read his work...
The end was... brief...
But seriously, you should continue it... That would be a 'Tale by Uly' I'd like to read... Not some crap about a self-centered bitch you used to know...

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
CollaWars
Arcane Warrior
Arcane Warrior


Posts : 3063
Join date : 2011-01-31
Age : 19
Location : Delocated

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:07 pm

Back to top Go down
View user profile
Jet
Bell Sucker
Bell Sucker


Posts : 4511
Join date : 2011-04-30
Age : 18

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:09 pm

Do it faggot...

_________________
gottagofastDOODOODOO
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Causa
Toneless Paragon
Toneless Paragon


Posts : 6248
Join date : 2011-02-05
Age : 17
Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:41 pm


_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Mr. Branch
The Fabulous


Posts : 7902
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 19

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:59 pm

Scarlett Johansson is so hawt

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Callin
I have a title


Posts : 2790
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 35
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:29 pm

Branch wrote:
Scarlett Johansson is so hawt

She is ok.

Edit

Look at this list


_________________
神聖的睾丸

Back to top Go down
View user profile
Wilbourn
WolfPack
WolfPack


Posts : 4063
Join date : 2011-02-02
Age : 999
Location : le tit

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:45 pm

Callin wrote:
Branch wrote:
Scarlett Johansson is so hawt

She is ok.

Edit

Look at this list


I disagree with #1.

_________________
Murder: Noun - The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.

The Dark One returns.
9/11 was an inside job.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 72
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:47 pm



Mamie Van Doran.

Now for what she looks like today.






_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Callin
I have a title


Posts : 2790
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 35
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:53 pm

Gannicus wrote:
Callin wrote:
Branch wrote:
Scarlett Johansson is so hawt

She is ok.

Edit

Look at this list


I disagree with #1.

i dont agree with a ton of em, but it gives you an idea of what i find sexy.


_________________
神聖的睾丸

Back to top Go down
View user profile
DarthShadie
OT Master


Posts : 436
Join date : 2011-04-25
Age : 33

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:41 pm

Callin wrote:
Gannicus wrote:
Callin wrote:


She is ok.

Edit

Look at this list


I disagree with #1.

i dont agree with a ton of em, but it gives you an idea of what i find sexy.


You find old women made of plastic sexy? ROFLMAO

_________________
Indiegogo: http://igg.me/p/260488?a=1656112
www.binkyproductions.com/compiling-tv
www.compiling.tv
http://www.youtube.com/user/compilingtv
http://www.facebook.com/CompilingTV
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.binkyproductions.com
Scott
Warlord


Posts : 11276
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 27
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:49 pm

Causa wrote:

Is that the guy from SWAT?

_________________

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist*
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://swtorot.forumotion.com
DarthShadie
OT Master


Posts : 436
Join date : 2011-04-25
Age : 33

PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:51 pm

Scott wrote:
Causa wrote:

Is that the guy from SWAT?

I dunno, but I can sure say that I have a nicer ass than hers...no honestly it's true lol Oh man

_________________
Indiegogo: http://igg.me/p/260488?a=1656112
www.binkyproductions.com/compiling-tv
www.compiling.tv
http://www.youtube.com/user/compilingtv
http://www.facebook.com/CompilingTV
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.binkyproductions.com
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you   Today at 10:36 am

Back to top Go down
 
Last One to Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 6 of 32Go to page : Previous  1 ... 5, 6, 7 ... 19 ... 32  Next
 Similar topics
-
» Last One To Post Wins: Let the Rage consume you
» Last Post Wins
» Last Post Wins!
» Last one to post wins (REDONE)
» GAME: Last Post Wins!

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
OT Legacy :: The Off Topic :: Off Topic-
Jump to: