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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:44 pm | |
| As you all know, I have this girl I've known for 5+ years that I plan to hook up with, Alicia. Her douchebag ex and his family have been fucking messing up her shit by hacking her facebook, locking her house so she can't get shit for her kid, spreading lies to her mother about how horribly she treats her daughter which AREN'T FUCKING TRUE. The asshole is currently locked up yet again for the way he treats her.
His family is filled with dipshits who want to do nothing but make her life a living hell? Why? Because they're fucking selfish, ignorant fuckheads. I WILL TRACK THEM DOWN AND FUCKING MUTILATE THEM. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:47 pm | |
| In the time that it took you to type that, you could've had 6 of them hanging from a tree. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:52 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- In the time that it took you to type that, you could've had 6 of them hanging from a tree.
Oh, I have much more interesting plans for them... I will not say, for it is too gruesome. And when I don't mention it, you KNOW it's going to be horrible. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:56 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- In the time that it took you to type that, you could've had 6 of them hanging from a tree.
Oh, I have much more interesting plans for them... I will not say, for it is too gruesome. And when I don't mention it, you KNOW it's going to be horrible. Drop hints.... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:00 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- In the time that it took you to type that, you could've had 6 of them hanging from a tree.
Oh, I have much more interesting plans for them... I will not say, for it is too gruesome. And when I don't mention it, you KNOW it's going to be horrible. Drop hints.... Think Jeepers Creepers only worse. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:47 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
Think Jeepers Creepers only worse. Woah, I'm scarred for the whole world now... O_o | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:18 am | |
| Go rescue your princess, big guy... *Hands him Burkman's most favorite bastard sword.* | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:58 am | |
| Why do women always get mixed up with that type of person. I get the feeling women are attracted to these assholes with friends and family who will be assholes on his behalf. It's just unreal... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:40 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Why do women always get mixed up with that type of person. I get the feeling women are attracted to these assholes with friends and family who will be assholes on his behalf. It's just unreal...
Usual causes of chicks being attracted to 'bad boys': 1. Rebelling against her father (figure). An attempt to prove her individuality and that 'she is not a little girl anymore'. 2. Electra complex- 'falling in love' with the father figure or becoming emotionally reliant on such a character in her life. The so-called Daddy-issues. Usually seen as the girl going for older men. This can be both when the father (figure) is too prominent (the overly enabling dad) and too distant (in which case the Daddy-issues are merely a search for her father's love) and even abusive (where the girl grows dependent on the abuse) 3. Genetics- Humans are animals. In every species a female will recognize the brute male as a 'better' mate- their offspring would have a higher chance of survival in the animal world. It's usually a subconscious factor. It's why chicks in general are drawn to burly machos... In all cases, especially the second, it's best to leave women like that alone and give them a wide berth... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:43 pm | |
| He wasn't like that when they first hooked up. They broke up after that asswipe laid his hands on her. aka hitting | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:00 am | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- He wasn't like that when they first hooked up. They broke up after that asswipe laid his hands on her. aka hitting
Well... There's two things you can do... 1. Take it to the police, like a normal Joe, and file a harassment (non-sexual) claim on her behalf. 2. Get your masked vigilante on! | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:29 am | |
| - Sokka wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- He wasn't like that when they first hooked up. They broke up after that asswipe laid his hands on her. aka hitting
Well... There's two things you can do... 1. Take it to the police, like a normal Joe, and file a harassment (non-sexual) claim on her behalf. 2. Get your masked vigilante on! She already called the police multiple times. The asshole is in jail once again for this shit, but his family still causes shit.
I'm going for number 2. | |
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Torm Mod's Pet
Posts : 93 Join date : 2012-06-05 Age : 47 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:27 am | |
| No pussy, no matter how great, is worth that amount of drama.
Women are extremely ignorant creatures for the most part and you will NEVER be able to ”save” her.
Stop wasting your time on this shit and find a woman that is willing to save YOU. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:37 am | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Sokka wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- He wasn't like that when they first hooked up. They broke up after that asswipe laid his hands on her. aka hitting
Well... There's two things you can do... 1. Take it to the police, like a normal Joe, and file a harassment (non-sexual) claim on her behalf. 2. Get your masked vigilante on! She already called the police multiple times. The asshole is in jail once again for this shit, but his family still causes shit.
I'm going for number 2. Good call! | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:06 am | |
| - Torm wrote:
- No pussy, no matter how great, is worth that amount of drama.
Women are extremely ignorant creatures for the most part and you will NEVER be able to ”save” her.
Stop wasting your time on this shit and find a woman that is willing to save YOU. Save me from what, exactly? | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:39 am | |
| Why... from yourself, young burkman... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:53 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Why... from yourself, young burkman...
I don't need saving. I'm joining the military. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:03 am | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Why... from yourself, young burkman...
I don't need saving. I'm joining the military. I don't see how the two are connected... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:45 am | |
| - Sokka wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Why... from yourself, young burkman...
I don't need saving. I'm joining the military. I don't see how the two are connected... Maybe you should think more. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:47 am | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- Sokka wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
I don't need saving. I'm joining the military. I don't see how the two are connected... Maybe you should think more. I tried that once... My head started hurting and I nearly fainted... | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass. Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:40 pm | |
| He punched "think" right in the stomach for it. | |
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