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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:44 pm

As you all know, I have this girl I've known for 5+ years that I plan to hook up with, Alicia. Her douchebag ex and his family have been fucking messing up her shit by hacking her facebook, locking her house so she can't get shit for her kid, spreading lies to her mother about how horribly she treats her daughter which AREN'T FUCKING TRUE. The asshole is currently locked up yet again for the way he treats her.

His family is filled with dipshits who want to do nothing but make her life a living hell? Why? Because they're fucking selfish, ignorant fuckheads. I WILL TRACK THEM DOWN AND FUCKING MUTILATE THEM.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:47 pm

In the time that it took you to type that, you could've had 6 of them hanging from a tree.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:52 pm

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In the time that it took you to type that, you could've had 6 of them hanging from a tree.

Oh, I have much more interesting plans for them... I will not say, for it is too gruesome. And when I don't mention it, you KNOW it's going to be horrible.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:56 pm

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In the time that it took you to type that, you could've had 6 of them hanging from a tree.

Oh, I have much more interesting plans for them... I will not say, for it is too gruesome. And when I don't mention it, you KNOW it's going to be horrible.

Drop hints....

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:00 pm

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In the time that it took you to type that, you could've had 6 of them hanging from a tree.

Oh, I have much more interesting plans for them... I will not say, for it is too gruesome. And when I don't mention it, you KNOW it's going to be horrible.

Drop hints....

Think Jeepers Creepers only worse.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:47 pm

Burkman wrote:


Think Jeepers Creepers only worse.


Woah, I'm scarred for the whole world now... O_o

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:18 am

Go rescue your princess, big guy...
*Hands him Burkman's most favorite bastard sword.*

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:58 am

Why do women always get mixed up with that type of person. I get the feeling women are attracted to these assholes with friends and family who will be assholes on his behalf. It's just unreal...

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:40 am

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Why do women always get mixed up with that type of person. I get the feeling women are attracted to these assholes with friends and family who will be assholes on his behalf. It's just unreal...

Usual causes of chicks being attracted to 'bad boys':
1. Rebelling against her father (figure). An attempt to prove her individuality and that 'she is not a little girl anymore'.
2. Electra complex- 'falling in love' with the father figure or becoming emotionally reliant on such a character in her life. The so-called Daddy-issues. Usually seen as the girl going for older men. This can be both when the father (figure) is too prominent (the overly enabling dad) and too distant (in which case the Daddy-issues are merely a search for her father's love) and even abusive (where the girl grows dependent on the abuse)
3. Genetics- Humans are animals. In every species a female will recognize the brute male as a 'better' mate- their offspring would have a higher chance of survival in the animal world. It's usually a subconscious factor. It's why chicks in general are drawn to burly machos...

In all cases, especially the second, it's best to leave women like that alone and give them a wide berth...

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:43 pm

He wasn't like that when they first hooked up. They broke up after that asswipe laid his hands on her. aka hitting

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:00 am

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He wasn't like that when they first hooked up. They broke up after that asswipe laid his hands on her. aka hitting

Well... There's two things you can do...
1. Take it to the police, like a normal Joe, and file a harassment (non-sexual) claim on her behalf.
2. Get your masked vigilante on!

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:29 am

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He wasn't like that when they first hooked up. They broke up after that asswipe laid his hands on her. aka hitting

Well... There's two things you can do...
1. Take it to the police, like a normal Joe, and file a harassment (non-sexual) claim on her behalf.
2. Get your masked vigilante on!

She already called the police multiple times. The asshole is in jail once again for this shit, but his family still causes shit.

I'm going for number 2.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:27 am

No pussy, no matter how great, is worth that amount of drama.

Women are extremely ignorant creatures for the most part and you will NEVER be able to ”save” her.

Stop wasting your time on this shit and find a woman that is willing to save YOU.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:37 am

Burkman wrote:
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Burkman wrote:
He wasn't like that when they first hooked up. They broke up after that asswipe laid his hands on her. aka hitting

Well... There's two things you can do...
1. Take it to the police, like a normal Joe, and file a harassment (non-sexual) claim on her behalf.
2. Get your masked vigilante on!

She already called the police multiple times. The asshole is in jail once again for this shit, but his family still causes shit.

I'm going for number 2.

Good call!

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:06 am

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No pussy, no matter how great, is worth that amount of drama.

Women are extremely ignorant creatures for the most part and you will NEVER be able to ”save” her.

Stop wasting your time on this shit and find a woman that is willing to save YOU.

Save me from what, exactly?

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:39 am

Why... from yourself, young burkman...

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:53 am

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Why... from yourself, young burkman...

I don't need saving. I'm joining the military.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:03 am

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Why... from yourself, young burkman...

I don't need saving. I'm joining the military.

I don't see how the two are connected...

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:45 am

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Why... from yourself, young burkman...

I don't need saving. I'm joining the military.

I don't see how the two are connected...

Maybe you should think more.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:47 am

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I don't need saving. I'm joining the military.

I don't see how the two are connected...

Maybe you should think more.

I tried that once... My head started hurting and I nearly fainted...

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PostSubject: Re: I'm going to kick this fucker's ass.   Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:40 pm

He punched "think" right in the stomach for it.

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