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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Zombie Apocolypse Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:45 pm | |
| 2012: The end of the world. And I know how it's going to end.
There have already been reports of people eating faces. There have also been increased reports of flesh eating bacteria in the US.
You may be thinking "What does this have to do with December 21st and the end of the world?"
Well I'm here to learn you.
As we all know, the 2 dominate political factions in the US have become polarized in the past few years which has led to increased tension throughout the country. This tension will continue to bubble over the next few months and will explode after Obama is re-elected in November. This will cause some crazy nut job scientist somewhere to genetically engineer the flesh eating bacteria into the "bath salt" drug that has been causing people to eat other people. The engineered drug will now automatically give people a rapid spreading flesh eating bacteria, along with giving them the urge to eat other people. The bacteria will be spread to others when the host bites them. By December we will have a full blown plague of flesh eating.....ZOMBIES.
The more you know, the higher chance you will have to survive the Zombie Apocolypse...You're welcome. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:49 pm | |
| Except these can die | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:24 pm | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
after Obama is re-elected in November. Theory is flawed. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:49 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
after Obama is re-elected in November. Theory is flawed.
Flawed invokes that it has some value... but a theory it is... | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:57 am | |
| This thread popped up the exact time I pirated the Walking Dead game.
Coincidence? I think not.
*Pumps shotgun* | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:44 am | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:13 pm | |
| - Gannicus wrote:
- This thread popped up the exact time I pirated the Walking Dead game.
Coincidence? I think not.
*Pumps shotgun* Is it any good? | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:13 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
after Obama is re-elected in November. Theory is flawed.
Nope. Like him or don't like him, he's going to be reelected. | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:35 pm | |
| - PJsnaks wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
after Obama is re-elected in November. Theory is flawed.
Nope. Like him or don't like him, he's going to be reelected. It's true. Look at it this way. Bush got re-elected. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:14 pm | |
| - PJsnaks wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
after Obama is re-elected in November. Theory is flawed.
Nope. Like him or don't like him, he's going to be reelected. Statement is flawed... science prevails. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:14 pm | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- PJsnaks wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
after Obama is re-elected in November. Theory is flawed.
Nope. Like him or don't like him, he's going to be reelected. It's true. Look at it this way. Bush got re-elected. Hey... every country needs its hobby. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:38 pm | |
| I'm a geologist. I'm also a political expert. I endorse Barack Obama.
This advertisement was paid for by the National Geologist Group of America. (NGGA) | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:48 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I'm a geologist. I'm also a political expert. I endorse Barack Obama.
This advertisement was paid for by the National Geologist Group of America. (NGGA) lmao... I love the acronym... xD But the USGS and GSA do not endorse Obama (nor any political affiliation for that matter)... and I can assure you no one associated with oil exploration and production or natural resource exploration and productions does either... as democrats (most... damn hippies) make working in that industry a headache. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:56 pm | |
| As a proud member of NGGA, I can tell you many of us DO support Obama. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:59 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- As a proud member of NGGA, I can tell you many of us DO support Obama.
NGGAClearly you just want your wares on display in the Whitehouse.... | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:02 am | |
| There's more than one NGGA, you NGGA. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:09 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- There's more than one NGGA, you NGGA.
Please... don't group me with your glassblowing and pet grooming societies. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:09 am | |
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MrEvilDude Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 629 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 29 Location : Chi-Town (Pride Rock)
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:52 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
- PJsnaks wrote:
Nope. Like him or don't like him, he's going to be reelected. It's true. Look at it this way. Bush got re-elected. Hey... every country needs its hobby. Somalia = pirating Sierra Leone = chopping hands off N-Korea = isolationism 'Merica = updating Facebook | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:02 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- I'm a geologist. I'm also a political expert. I endorse Barack Obama.
This advertisement was paid for by the National Geologist Group of America. (NGGA) lmao... I love the acronym... xD
But the USGS and GSA do not endorse Obama (nor any political affiliation for that matter)... and I can assure you no one associated with oil exploration and production or natural resource exploration and productions does either... as democrats (most... damn hippies) make working in that industry a headache. My Dad's a democrat and he works for a drilling company. | |
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MrEvilDude Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 629 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 29 Location : Chi-Town (Pride Rock)
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:05 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- I'm a geologist. I'm also a political expert. I endorse Barack Obama.
This advertisement was paid for by the National Geologist Group of America. (NGGA) lmao... I love the acronym... xD
But the USGS and GSA do not endorse Obama (nor any political affiliation for that matter)... and I can assure you no one associated with oil exploration and production or natural resource exploration and productions does either... as democrats (most... damn hippies) make working in that industry a headache. My Dad's a democrat and he works for a drilling company. i believe he refers to CEOs of those companies. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:54 pm | |
| - MrEvilDude wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- I'm a geologist. I'm also a political expert. I endorse Barack Obama.
This advertisement was paid for by the National Geologist Group of America. (NGGA) lmao... I love the acronym... xD
But the USGS and GSA do not endorse Obama (nor any political affiliation for that matter)... and I can assure you no one associated with oil exploration and production or natural resource exploration and productions does either... as democrats (most... damn hippies) make working in that industry a headache. My Dad's a democrat and he works for a drilling company. i believe he refers to CEOs of those companies. You would think laborers too... as the jobs kinda ride on environmental affairs... which was what I was getting at. And Democrats are classically harder on permitting and environmental policies than Republicans. | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:42 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- MrEvilDude wrote:
- Meatlocker wrote:
My Dad's a democrat and he works for a drilling company. i believe he refers to CEOs of those companies. You would think laborers too... as the jobs kinda ride on environmental affairs... which was what I was getting at. And Democrats are classically harder on permitting and environmental policies than Republicans. Many of the laborers I know are more conservative due to a strange hate for unions (seeing as Texas is a right to work state we actually have no unions). | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:57 pm | |
| - Meatlocker wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- MrEvilDude wrote:
i believe he refers to CEOs of those companies. You would think laborers too... as the jobs kinda ride on environmental affairs... which was what I was getting at. And Democrats are classically harder on permitting and environmental policies than Republicans. Many of the laborers I know are more conservative due to a strange hate for unions (seeing as Texas is a right to work state we actually have no unions). There is nothing strange about their hate for unions. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Zombie Apocolypse Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:32 pm | |
| The hordes of zombies is actually a giant union. | |
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