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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Ban the lifeguard   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:03 pm

Ban was sitting in his towering lifeguard tower. He chugged down his vodka with no hesitation. While he stroked his beard and mumbled crude things about dirty capitalists, he heard some splashing in the pool. With his vodka still in his hand, he ran towards the edge of the the pool yelling "No worry fat American, back in homecountry I ride walrus for sport!" in his deep Serbian accent. The man flung is arms above the water and screamed " Help me God!". Ban stopped in his tracks. The man continued to squirm untill he gradually stopped and his corspe floated to the surface. Ban laughed and said " Where God now, huh? God no part Red Sea this time!" He threw his empty vodka bottle into the pool. When communist come and take chickens, did God come?" Ban wandered back to his tower, mublling about how dirty capitalist take all water in the pool with his drowning.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:05 pm

lmao Oh man

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:06 pm

7/10

would read again

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:07 pm

Oh, I see... funny little stories are ok when they're not about the dictator!

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:47 pm

I have seriously never laughed as hard...
Colla... I do not even have words to describe the coolness of this... In one foul sloop, you've managed to capture pretty much all of my world views... Granted, they be stretched to their comical limit, but still... Nice...

Thank you. 11/10

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:57 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:
I have seriously never laughed as hard...
Colla... I do not even have words to describe the coolness of this... In one foul sloop, you've managed to capture pretty much all of my world views... Granted, they be stretched to their comical limit, but still... Nice...

Thank you. 11/10

You make me feel warm and fuzzy in side. so clever
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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:20 am

4/10 needed more stomach punching.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:34 pm

-1/10

Needed moar panda, moar steak sauce, awesomesauce AND cowbell.


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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:46 pm

9.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:17 pm

-901/10

Needed moar penetration.

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:40 pm

You guys are funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:50 pm

Why are you rating this.... I thought it was funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:08 pm

CollaWars wrote:
You guys are funny.

Is that John Stossel in your profile pic?

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:22 pm

Boba wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
You guys are funny.

Is that John Stossel in your profile pic?

He is my hero of the month.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:58 pm

Oh man

I freakin love that guy.

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:42 pm

I started reading No They Can't by him.

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:06 pm

Boba wrote:
I started reading No They Can't by him.


I wanna pick it up.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:16 pm

CollaWars wrote:
Boba wrote:
I started reading No They Can't by him.


I wanna pick it up.

It's good material.

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PostSubject: Re: Ban the lifeguard   Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:58 pm

Boba wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
Boba wrote:
I started reading No They Can't by him.


I wanna pick it up.

It's good material.

Nice steam group.
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