The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Boba wrote:: THE ROSE CRREMONY

This is it. For the final four, we will have to eliminate one of you. Good luck to you all.

Burkman, please accept your rose.

Grimeth, please accept your rose.

Causa, please accept your rose.

Now, Wilbourn or Ban for the Final Four.

Wilbourn, here is your rose.

Ban has been eliminated.

The Final Four Special Edition challenge will be up soon.

Yussss!!! I'm out!
A bit unfair though... Considering how I was traveling during this challenge...
But anyways... No take-backsies! I'm out, see you fucks later!

I can see you're very upset about this.

Yes... I am absolutely distraught...

GET A BANANA JUICE IV IN THIS MAN RIGHT AWAY!

The Challenge shows all, Dark one. Hate consumes your eyes.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Causa wrote:: The Challenge shows all, Dark one. Hate consumes your eyes.

Lies! Lies! I know the truth now! My eyes are open!
'tis all a sham! A SHAM! I tells ya!
That's why there weren't no votes! They wanted me off the show! I became too popular for them to control!

Ban-Anad wrote:

Causa wrote:: The Challenge shows all, Dark one. Hate consumes your eyes.

Lies! Lies! I know the truth now! My eyes are open!
'tis all a sham! A SHAM! I tells ya!
That's why there weren't no votes! They wanted me off the show! I became too popular for them to control!

Control is was only a fraction of what they seek, dark one. It goes much deeper than such.

Sorry, delaying the challenge for a little bit. Thinking of new ideas. I scrapped the TF2 idea.

Boba wrote:: Sorry, delaying the challenge for a little bit. Thinking of new ideas. I scrapped the TF2 idea.

you could do a SAW type ending...

Callin wrote:

Boba wrote:: Sorry, delaying the challenge for a little bit. Thinking of new ideas. I scrapped the TF2 idea.

you could do a SAW type ending...

HAHAHA! This..

Ban-Anad wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Yussss!!! I'm out!
A bit unfair though... Considering how I was traveling during this challenge...
But anyways... No take-backsies! I'm out, see you fucks later!

I can see you're very upset about this.

Yes... I am absolutely distraught...

We're always here for you.

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TEH FINAL FOUR SPECIAL EDITION CHALLENGEZORZ

The final four will be split into two teams for a trivia contest of content that is completely random by nature and not categorized.

The teams are:

THE PROJECTILE ERECTILES

Burkman (Captain)
Causa

THE ROSES

Grimeth (Captain)
Wilbourn

The showdown is at 7:30 Eastern Standard Time tomorrow. Viewers will be able to watch if you contact me.

Boba wrote:: TEH FINAL FOUR SPECIAL EDITION CHALLENGEZORZ

The final four will be split into two teams for a trivia contest of content that is completely random by nature and not categorized.

The teams are:

THE PROJECTILE ERECTILES

Burkman (Captain)
Causa

THE ROSES

Grimeth (Captain)
Wilbourn

The showdown is at 7:30 Eastern Standard Time. Viewers will be able to watch if you contact me.

tomorrow?

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Boba wrote:: TEH FINAL FOUR SPECIAL EDITION CHALLENGEZORZ

The final four will be split into two teams for a trivia contest of content that is completely random by nature and not categorized.

The teams are:

THE PROJECTILE ERECTILES

Burkman (Captain)
Causa

THE ROSES

Grimeth (Captain)
Wilbourn

The showdown is at 7:30 Eastern Standard Time. Viewers will be able to watch if you contact me.

tomorrow?

Edited and yes. Tomorrow.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Boba wrote:: Sorry, delaying the challenge for a little bit. Thinking of new ideas. I scrapped the TF2 idea.

Oh, so you can delay this challenge, but not the one I got booted in?!
Suspicious, I dare say! Highly suspicious!

Ban-Anad wrote:

Boba wrote:: Sorry, delaying the challenge for a little bit. Thinking of new ideas. I scrapped the TF2 idea.

Oh, so you can delay this challenge, but not the one I got booted in?!
Suspicious, I dare say! Highly suspicious!

It's the government!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Boba wrote:: Sorry, delaying the challenge for a little bit. Thinking of new ideas. I scrapped the TF2 idea.

Oh, so you can delay this challenge, but not the one I got booted in?!
Suspicious, I dare say! Highly suspicious!

It's the government!

Shhh! They'll hear! If they hear, they'll know! They'll know that you know!
*Incomprehensible fit-foil hat hobo ranting*

FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN

GRIMETH AND WILBOURN KNOWN AS THE ROSES WON THE TRIVIA CHALLENGE!

With that, Grimeth and Wilbourn are safe. Here are your roses:

Grimeth:

Wilbourn:

Now, the winners got to decide who to kick out of the competition. That means either Causa or Burkman. So, I talked with them and they decided.

Burkman, here is your rose.

Causa, I'm sorry, but please leave the Bachelor Pad. You made it far, and congratulations. You entered late, and made it far by winning challenges. Good bye, fair Causa.

The next challenge will be up by tomorrow afternoon.

Good game, it was fun. that last challenge was rather stupid though. No, I'm not being a sore loser, I'm just stating my observation. Thanks for letting me play Boba. I really hope Wilbourn doesn't win

Causa wrote:: Good game, it was fun. that last challenge was rather stupid though. No, I'm not being a sore loser, I'm just stating my observation. Thanks for letting me play Boba. I really hope Wilbourn doesn't win

How was it stupid?

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Boba wrote:

Causa wrote:: Good game, it was fun. that last challenge was rather stupid though. No, I'm not being a sore loser, I'm just stating my observation. Thanks for letting me play Boba. I really hope Wilbourn doesn't win

How was it stupid?

As Burkman said, a good number of the questions most people wouldn't know off the top of their heads. However I am not saying they were all bad. I'm probably just slightly upset, don't mind me.

Causa wrote:

Boba wrote:

Causa wrote:: Good game, it was fun. that last challenge was rather stupid though. No, I'm not being a sore loser, I'm just stating my observation. Thanks for letting me play Boba. I really hope Wilbourn doesn't win

How was it stupid?

As Burkman said, a lot of the questions most people wouldn't know off the top of their heads. I'm probably just upset, don't mind me.

I tried to make it somewhat challenging...

I don't mind a challenge, it's just that the multiple answer questions made it annoying.

Tensions ran high. It was a fun bonding experience. But a bit of a cluster fuck with all the answers flying around.

Ballsacks.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

See?! What I tell you?! Grim, Wilb and Burkman! It's a conspiracy!

Ban-Anad wrote:: See?! What I tell you?! Grim, Wilb and Burkman! It's a conspiracy!

What.

Ban-Anad wrote:: See?! What I tell you?! Grim, Wilb and Burkman! It's a conspiracy!

They're Boba's favorites...

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