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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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 The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:54 pm

Wilbz wrote:
Tale O' The Wilbz
By Sir Knight Will Bourne IV of York

Wilbz was born, in the heart of the forest.
Son to a florist, with a gigantic clitoris.
Wilbz, would live, and die by the sword,
and constantly be around wenches that he could afford.

But soon Wilbz, struck a bit of luck.
He met a magical owl, who gave no fucks
It said, "Fear not Wilbz, for you will find love."
Wilbz said "Fuck that." and smacked the owl with his glove.

Wilbz continued in, to the cities of Britain.
Accompanied only, by his two talking kittens.
"Human, this is bullshit why are we here?"
"Shut the fuck up, you bloody queer."

And soon, they arrived, in the city of London.
It smelled of wine, sodomy, and onions.
"This is my kinda place!" Wilbz yelled to the world.
The streets were filled with drugs and 11 year old girls.

Wilbz was greeted by a manly girl at the local pub.
"Oi, 11 copper for a tug, 15 for a rub."
Wilbz looked to his left, then to his right.
And proceeded to his room, for a hell of a night.

Wilbz awoke with a sore anus.
Only to realize, the girl was quite heinous.
He proceeded to sprint out, minus his trousers,
After all that, all he could say was "Wowzers."

Upon the streets, he found a marvelous beauty.
A young lady, with a bitchin' rack, and bouncin' booty.
"Damn girl you worketh that thing like thou gettin' paid."
They went to have sex, and Wilbz got aids.


not enough sodomy. but would still get my vote of sticking around

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:08 pm

Wilbz wrote:
Tale O' The Wilbz
By Sir Knight Will Bourne IV of York

Wilbz was born, in the heart of the forest.
Son to a florist, with a gigantic clitoris.
Wilbz, would live, and die by the sword,
and constantly be around wenches that he could afford.

But soon Wilbz, struck a bit of luck.
He met a magical owl, who gave no fucks
It said, "Fear not Wilbz, for you will find love."
Wilbz said "Fuck that." and smacked the owl with his glove.

Wilbz continued in, to the cities of Britain.
Accompanied only, by his two talking kittens.
"Human, this is bullshit why are we here?"
"Shut the fuck up, you bloody queer."

And soon, they arrived, in the city of London.
It smelled of wine, sodomy, and onions.
"This is my kinda place!" Wilbz yelled to the world.
The streets were filled with drugs and 11 year old girls.

Wilbz was greeted by a manly girl at the local pub.
"Oi, 11 copper for a tug, 15 for a rub."
Wilbz looked to his left, then to his right.
And proceeded to his room, for a hell of a night.

Wilbz awoke with a sore anus.
Only to realize, the girl was quite heinous.
He proceeded to sprint out, minus his trousers,
After all that, all he could say was "Wowzers."

Upon the streets, he found a marvelous beauty.
A young lady, with a bitchin' rack, and bouncin' booty.
"Damn girl you worketh that thing like thou gettin' paid."
They went to have sex, and Wilbz got aids.


I died of laughter reading that.

Props to you, sir. Props to you, indeed.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:26 pm

A Haiku, by Grimeth

A long sleepless night

Wilbourn, the beast of my dreams

He is lust made flesh.
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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:01 pm

PirateGrimeth wrote:
A Haiku, by Grimeth

A long sleepless night

Wilbourn, the beast of my dreams

He is lust made flesh.

You suck.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:13 pm

Ryan wrote:
PirateGrimeth wrote:
A Haiku, by Grimeth

A long sleepless night

Wilbourn, the beast of my dreams

He is lust made flesh.

You suck.

Suck what?

What are you trying to get at here, Jet?

ARE YOU ADMITTING YOU'RE A PORNSTAR?!

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:11 pm

xD Wilbz

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:33 am

There once was a toad...
Who liked to sit on the road...

There happened to be this confusion...
That this toad was from somewhere over by Huston...

A silly boy with a boil...
Said it was because of the oil...

The Meat of the state called for some action...
But couldn't see it would bring no satisfaction...

The story started off as there once...
Because you see, the toad was a dunce...

It sat on the road like a little brown vat...
Soon to become the next trucker's splat...

*bows*

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:56 am

Papa Scott wrote:
There once was a toad...
Who liked to sit on the road...

There happened to be this confusion...
That this toad was from somewhere over by Huston...

A silly boy with a boil...
Said it was because of the oil...

The Meat of the state called for some action...
But couldn't see it would bring no satisfaction...

The story started off as there once...
Because you see, the toad was a dunce...

It sat on the road like a little brown vat...
Soon to become the next trucker's splat...

*bows*

what the??


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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:50 am

There once was a man from nantucket...

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:08 am

SoupWithSauce wrote:
Ryan wrote:
PirateGrimeth wrote:
A Haiku, by Grimeth

A long sleepless night

Wilbourn, the beast of my dreams

He is lust made flesh.

You suck.

Suck what?

What are you trying to get at here, Jet?

ARE YOU ADMITTING YOU'RE A PORNSTAR?!

Of course.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:02 am

Callin wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
There once was a toad...
Who liked to sit on the road...

There happened to be this confusion...
That this toad was from somewhere over by Huston...

A silly boy with a boil...
Said it was because of the oil...

The Meat of the state called for some action...
But couldn't see it would bring no satisfaction...

The story started off as there once...
Because you see, the toad was a dunce...

It sat on the road like a little brown vat...
Soon to become the next trucker's splat...

*bows*

what the??


I GAVE YOU GOLD!

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:22 am

Papa Scott wrote:
Callin wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
There once was a toad...
Who liked to sit on the road...

There happened to be this confusion...
That this toad was from somewhere over by Huston...

A silly boy with a boil...
Said it was because of the oil...

The Meat of the state called for some action...
But couldn't see it would bring no satisfaction...

The story started off as there once...
Because you see, the toad was a dunce...

It sat on the road like a little brown vat...
Soon to become the next trucker's splat...

*bows*

what the??


I GAVE YOU GOLD!

That's funny, where I come from, they call it herpes.

no...just no
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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:23 am

I hate you...

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:44 am

Papa Scott wrote:
There once was a toad...
Who liked to sit on the road...

There happened to be this confusion...
That this toad was from somewhere over by Huston...

A silly boy with a boil...
Said it was because of the oil...

The Meat of the state called for some action...
But couldn't see it would bring no satisfaction...

The story started off as there once...
Because you see, the toad was a dunce...

It sat on the road like a little brown vat...
Soon to become the next trucker's splat...

*bows*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8zDsiJoJA&t=0m29s

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:54 am

Papa Scott wrote:
I hate you...

Don't worry... I liked it...

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:41 am

I think the winner here is clear.

Or, should I say winners. I found Ban's sonnet very thought-provoking and deep. I thought ti was the best one. However, Wilbourn made a very humorous poem that made me laugh very hard... it was teh funneyz. So, I'm going to reward both Wilbourn and Ban with a rose.

Wilbourn: Rose

Ban: Rose

Causa and Branch have not participated, and thus received a warning.

You may begin voting.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:57 am

Meatlocker wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
There once was a toad...
Who liked to sit on the road...

There happened to be this confusion...
That this toad was from somewhere over by Huston...

A silly boy with a boil...
Said it was because of the oil...

The Meat of the state called for some action...
But couldn't see it would bring no satisfaction...

The story started off as there once...
Because you see, the toad was a dunce...

It sat on the road like a little brown vat...
Soon to become the next trucker's splat...

*bows*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8zDsiJoJA&t=0m29s

You were my inspiration... Rose

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:58 am

Papa Scott wrote:
Meatlocker wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
There once was a toad...
Who liked to sit on the road...

There happened to be this confusion...
That this toad was from somewhere over by Huston...

A silly boy with a boil...
Said it was because of the oil...

The Meat of the state called for some action...
But couldn't see it would bring no satisfaction...

The story started off as there once...
Because you see, the toad was a dunce...

It sat on the road like a little brown vat...
Soon to become the next trucker's splat...

*bows*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8zDsiJoJA&t=0m29s

You were my inspiration... Rose

Steam or PM me your vote...

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:15 pm

Boba wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
Meatlocker wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
There once was a toad...
Who liked to sit on the road...

There happened to be this confusion...
That this toad was from somewhere over by Huston...

A silly boy with a boil...
Said it was because of the oil...

The Meat of the state called for some action...
But couldn't see it would bring no satisfaction...

The story started off as there once...
Because you see, the toad was a dunce...

It sat on the road like a little brown vat...
Soon to become the next trucker's splat...

*bows*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8zDsiJoJA&t=0m29s

You were my inspiration... Rose

Steam or PM me your vote...

I vote Callin...

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:16 pm

Papa Scott wrote:
Boba wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:


You were my inspiration... Rose

Steam or PM me your vote...

I vote Callin...
you cant. i have a rose.


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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:18 pm

Callin wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
Boba wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:


You were my inspiration... Rose

Steam or PM me your vote...

I vote Callin...
you cant. i have a rose.


This is what happens when you piss in nature after all those energy drinks kids...

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:23 pm

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SoupWithSauce wrote:
Ryan wrote:


You suck.

Suck what?

What are you trying to get at here, Jet?

ARE YOU ADMITTING YOU'RE A PORNSTAR?!

Of course.

yeah

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:13 pm

THE ROSE CEREMONY
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Let us begin our rose ceremony.

Now, both Ban and Wilbourn won the competition, and will receive their roses.

Ban: Rose

Wilbourn: Rose

Now, for the rest of you. The voting wasn't really close... and the results aren't surprising. Now, for the ceremony.

Scott, here is your rose. Rose

Causa, here is your rose. Rose HOWEVER you received one warning.

Burkman, here is your rose. Rose

Now, Branch and Grimeth... who is it...




Grimeth, here is your rose. Rose

Branch has been eliminated.

New challenge up tomorrow.

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:51 pm

Kick me when im down whores



I think i deserve someway to return

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PostSubject: Re: The OT Bachelor Pad Season 5: The Return of Retard    Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:01 pm

Branch wrote:
Kick me when im down whores



I think i deserve someway to return

lolno

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