I need a hero
 
PortalHomeSearchFAQMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog inChat
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 
Rechercher Advanced Search
The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

[ Full reading ]
Comments: 7
Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Comments: 5

Share | 
 

 Greetings, gentlemen.

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Greetings, gentlemen.   Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:48 pm

Please, sit down and let's discuss what made Humpty Dumpty fall from that great height. Was it me who had pushed him off? It was, indeed. That ingrate took my favorite tie after I had bought him a new suit.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard


Posts : 4346
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 29
Location : Hampton, Virginia

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:51 pm

Humpty Dumpty is an elderly man with a hip replacement. It was hot out and he had been walking for hours. He was not able to drive, but wanted to buy a present for his granddaughter from the store, a few miles away. The wall was the only place he could find to sit.

Scott pushed him for sitting on a wall without paying the wall-sitting fee. He felt gratified, knowing he removed a leech from society.

_________________
(´・ω・`)
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:57 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:
Humpty Dumpty is an elderly man with a hip replacement. It was hot out and he had been walking for hours. He was not able to drive, but wanted to buy a present for his granddaughter from the store, a few miles away. The wall was the only place he could find to sit.

Scott pushed him for sitting on a wall without paying the wall-sitting fee. He felt gratified, knowing he removed a leech from society.

Ah, but there were other places other than that wall. He should have known that there had been a law on wall-sitting in the first place.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Scott
Warlord


Posts : 11280
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 27
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:06 am

I know it's hard for Uly to not post about me every other post... but I forgive him.

_________________

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist*
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://swtorot.forumotion.com
Callin
I have a title


Posts : 2797
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 35
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:23 am

At 12:30 last night i snuck into the residence of Mr Humpty. Broke both his legs with a baseball bat and tied him up. Threw him in the back of my Cadillac and drove to the wall. Placed him on a dolly and carted him to the very top where my accomplice Mr White was waiting.

After throwing a few punches for fun, and asking where the money was that he stole from us. We turned him around to face the edge and forced to straighten up like a man while kneeling.

I then put the end of the barrel of my .45 to the back of his head. So he could feel the cold steel. I then fired 3 quick shots up in the air to make him shit his pants, and kicked him in between his shoulder blades. I laughed as he tumbled and screamed the whole way down.

/splat

I then called all the kings men and told them where the payment was. Mr Humpty was never put back together again.

Regards
Mr Blue

_________________
神聖的睾丸

Back to top Go down
View user profile
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:29 am

Mr. Humpty has quite a record with pissing off people.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Scott
Warlord


Posts : 11280
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 27
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:08 pm

Little did anyone know that it was a full moon that night. But before I explain the following events I would like to explain how such a monster came to be. Earlier that week Mr. Humpty had indeed borrowed money from the Kings Men... a well known local gang. He had bought several items off of Craig's List as well as dropping over 2K at his local Wallgreens. Being the crack whore that he was, Mr. Humpty began construction on his first meth lab. At first he tried his original batches on his relatives (unannounced to them). Usually a few days after which they would either commit suicide or sodomize their next door neighbor, in some cases both.

After a long line of questioning from authorities Mr. Humpty managed to appear clean. With the kings men pressing on him for progress and their money Mr. Humpty had no choice but to begin trying his product on himself. Occasionally when the mood struck he would stop on the corner to pick up a hooker... who usually ended up in the river behind his house. By the time Mr. Bule and Mr. White had gotten to Mr. Humpty he was so coked up his arm was halfway into a week old hooker screaming "I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!"

What transpired next is known as the Mr. Dumpty Incident...

At sometime around 2:00 in the morning something awoke incide Mr. Humpty. Cracking from the outside a new man arose... a mad man. The next day Mr. Blue was found beaten to death with his own arm which was then rammed up his anus. Mr. White was found in a port-o-poty near the park covered in feces, chewing on his fingers to the bone, and mumbling "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... all the Kings horses and all the Kings Men... will now die and repent for their blasphemous sin... Mr. Dumpty... Mr. Dumpty... Mr. Dumpty... Mr. Dumty..."



Cordially,
Mr. Faq

_________________

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist*
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://swtorot.forumotion.com
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:23 pm

Then along came Burkman and fucked his shit up.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Scott
Warlord


Posts : 11280
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 27
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:29 pm

Burkman wrote:
Then along came Burkman and fucked his shit up.

Mr. Dumpty is a whole new level of evil...

_________________

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist*
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://swtorot.forumotion.com
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:35 pm

Papa Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Then along came Burkman and fucked his shit up.

Mr. Dumpty is a whole new level of evil...

Bitch, please. Remind yourself what I am capable of.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Scott
Warlord


Posts : 11280
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 27
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:25 pm

Burkman wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Then along came Burkman and fucked his shit up.

Mr. Dumpty is a whole new level of evil...

Bitch, please. Remind yourself what I am capable of.

I did... and then I thought of Mr. Dumpty's basement... and felt like taking a vacation to yerz. OMG!

_________________

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist*
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://swtorot.forumotion.com
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:50 pm

Papa Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Then along came Burkman and fucked his shit up.

Mr. Dumpty is a whole new level of evil...

Bitch, please. Remind yourself what I am capable of.

I did... and then I thought of Mr. Dumpty's basement... and felt like taking a vacation to yerz. OMG!

Who's to say that I'm not Mr. Dumpty this whole time? Perhaps he's just a part of the true me.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Callin
I have a title


Posts : 2797
Join date : 2011-12-02
Age : 35
Location : Over there Monkey Fisting

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:51 pm

Burkman wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:


Bitch, please. Remind yourself what I am capable of.

I did... and then I thought of Mr. Dumpty's basement... and felt like taking a vacation to yerz. OMG!

Who's to say that I'm not Mr. Dumpty this whole time? Perhaps he's just a part of the true me.

Dumpception?

_________________
神聖的睾丸

Back to top Go down
View user profile
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:52 pm

Callin wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Papa Scott wrote:
Burkman wrote:


Bitch, please. Remind yourself what I am capable of.

I did... and then I thought of Mr. Dumpty's basement... and felt like taking a vacation to yerz. OMG!

Who's to say that I'm not Mr. Dumpty this whole time? Perhaps he's just a part of the true me.

Dumpception?

Just like taking a shit onto another shit.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
SoupWithSauce
WolfPack
WolfPack


Posts : 2905
Join date : 2011-03-18
Age : 19
Location : Canadia

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:59 pm

Burkman wrote:
Callin wrote:
Burkman wrote:


Who's to say that I'm not Mr. Dumpty this whole time? Perhaps he's just a part of the true me.

Dumpception?

Just like taking a shit onto another shit.

Sounds pretty shitty.

_________________
canada ayy lmao
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Burkman
Perfect Stranger


Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon

PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:11 pm

SoupWithSauce wrote:
Burkman wrote:
Callin wrote:
Burkman wrote:


Who's to say that I'm not Mr. Dumpty this whole time? Perhaps he's just a part of the true me.

Dumpception?

Just like taking a shit onto another shit.

Sounds pretty shitty.

Shitception

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Greetings, gentlemen.   Today at 11:36 am

Back to top Go down
 
Greetings, gentlemen.
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» pupil me ladies and gentlemen and i will pupil you back
» Getting a bit sick of my school newspaper...
» LookItsRain's application to Gentlemen whom play pixel tanks.
» Merry Christmas gentlemen!
» Uhh, Gentlemen. We need to talk...

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
OT Legacy :: The Off Topic :: Off Topic-
Jump to: