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Causa
Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6249
Join date : 2011-02-05
Age : 18
Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4352
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 30
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:16 pm | |
| So I found out that on monday, a guy tried to break into the store around midnight when me and my supervisor were there. He was trying to open the front door with a crowbar. My supervisor heard a noise and went up there cuz she thought it was me but she didn't see anyone and walked away. When she did, the guy outside saw her in the store and left. But the security cameraz saw it all...
So we gotta check the doors before we leave each night and make sure they're locked. We also need to park our cars near the front of the store now.
"You can't park your car in the middle of bumfuck, egypt anymore"
"But I like parking in the middle of bumfuck, egy..." "No..."
We also have to keep our cell phones on us at all times. We're supposed to text the other person if we see someone in the store and walk back to the manager's office and lock ourselves in to call the police.
"So, we need to have our cell phones on us at all times."
"What if I don't have a cell phone?"
"Bobby.........."
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"We'd use walkie talkies or something, that's not the point..."
So anyway, when we left for the day she told me to look outside for any cars in the parking lot besides ours. There was one. >_> It was parked two spaces from mine. And my car was in the middle of bumfuck, egypt where I like to park. "This is why you don't do that!" she says. Well, we didn't have a rule before! As she's setting the alarm for the store...
"Look, I'll just get a knife from housewares, wave it around."
"You gotta teach me a couple lines of spanish."
"What? Why?"
"So I'll sound more dangerous, they'll be like, "Better watch out, this cholo means business!"
"Not sure what cholo means, but... yeah..."
I thought you might enjoy snippets of conversation from last night. _________________  (´･ω･`) |
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Scott
Warlord
Posts : 11279
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 28
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:06 pm | |
| Hahaha... there's someone else who uses the term middle of bumfuck Egypt!?
Just tell him to "get the fuck outta here pendejo." >.> _________________  You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist* |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:47 pm | |
| Um... Lol?  _________________  |
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Boba
Talz
Posts : 3160
Join date : 2011-04-22
Location : New Hampshire.
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:59 pm | |
| My name is Abdul Waleed Hassan al-Abdullah Ibn Mohammad Farouk al-Assad.
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Burkman
Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 73
Location : The Moon
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Scott
Warlord
Posts : 11279
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 28
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:22 pm | |
| - Boba wrote:
- My name is Abdul Waleed Hassan al-Abdullah Ibn Mohammad Farouk al-Assad.
Hi Awhaaimfaa.... we like acronyms in the US..._________________ You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist* |
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Mr. Branch
The Fabulous
Posts : 7917
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 20
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:26 pm | |
| lol anyone try Allah-mode? Its a black middle eastern pie  |
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Grimeth
Sad Panda
Posts : 2569
Join date : 2011-02-16
Age : 21
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:51 pm | |
| Facebook can be so cruel sometimes...
It's never fun finding out the girl you've been subtly hitting on had a boyfriend all along...
Oh well, at least she has an equally-hot sister...
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Mr. Branch
The Fabulous
Posts : 7917
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 20
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:29 pm | |
| - Ban-Anad wrote:
- Facebook can be so cruel sometimes...
It's never fun finding out the girl you've been subtly hitting on had a boyfriend all along...
Oh well, at least she has an equally-hot sister...
/inb4 sister has a boyfriend as well |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:56 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Ban-Anad wrote:
- Facebook can be so cruel sometimes...
It's never fun finding out the girl you've been subtly hitting on had a boyfriend all along...
Oh well, at least she has an equally-hot sister...
/inb4 sister has a boyfriend as well
It's not on her Facebook page..._________________ |
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Scott
Warlord
Posts : 11279
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 28
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 25
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4352
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 30
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:29 pm | |
| I thought Uly & Girl-at-work was your favorite couple.
Like a dagger in my heart... _________________ (´･ω･`) |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:31 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I thought Uly & Girl-at-work was your favorite couple.
Like a dagger in my heart...
Imaginary girlfriends do not count..._________________ |
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Scott
Warlord
Posts : 11279
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 28
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
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Matured Yoshikage Kira
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 917
Join date : 2012-08-01
Age : 22
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Mr. Branch
The Fabulous
Posts : 7917
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 20
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:17 am | |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:47 pm | |
| The fucking fuck is everybody?
This place is spookier than Prypiat... _________________ |
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Boba
Talz
Posts : 3160
Join date : 2011-04-22
Location : New Hampshire.
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:56 pm | |
| Spookier than.... I don't know I'm dead inside.
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4352
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 30
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:50 pm | |
| The fall of the OT has begun... _________________ (´･ω･`) |
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Ban-Anad
BananaGod
Posts : 6603
Join date : 2011-02-12
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:04 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- The fall of the OT has begun...
Execute Order 66._________________ |
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4352
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 30
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:53 pm | |
| Won't somebody find mmmeeeeeeee... somebody to lloooooovveeee? _________________ (´･ω･`) |
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Scott
Warlord
Posts : 11279
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 28
Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| | Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:11 pm | |
| Uh... school season just hit guys... this happens every year. _________________ You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist* |
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