the talk thread

blergh liven up your shlongs

Some days, I think vaseline might not actually fall in love with me and come to america so we can move to canada and live together. I'm not sure how to deal with it.

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Sometimes, I take a shit. You might have guessed this. What's special about these "sometimes" is that when I wipe, I notice there's blood on the toilet paper. It's bright red, hard to mistake. Not every time, but sometimes.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Sometimes, I take a shit. You might have guessed this. What's special about these "sometimes" is that when I wipe, I notice there's blood on the toilet paper. It's bright red, hard to mistake. Not every time, but sometimes.

This sounds like something you should talk to your doctor about... or an online medical encyclopedia.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Sometimes, I take a shit. You might have guessed this. What's special about these "sometimes" is that when I wipe, I notice there's blood on the toilet paper. It's bright red, hard to mistake. Not every time, but sometimes.

It might be something you ate.

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Sometimes, I take a shit. You might have guessed this. What's special about these "sometimes" is that when I wipe, I notice there's blood on the toilet paper. It's bright red, hard to mistake. Not every time, but sometimes.

It might be something you ate.

Chipotle... lolololol

Scott wrote:

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Sometimes, I take a shit. You might have guessed this. What's special about these "sometimes" is that when I wipe, I notice there's blood on the toilet paper. It's bright red, hard to mistake. Not every time, but sometimes.

It might be something you ate.

Chipotle... lolololol

I think Uly might have a colon disease... maybe fapping causes the colon to bleed.

Boba wrote:

Scott wrote:

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Sometimes, I take a shit. You might have guessed this. What's special about these "sometimes" is that when I wipe, I notice there's blood on the toilet paper. It's bright red, hard to mistake. Not every time, but sometimes.

It might be something you ate.

Chipotle... lolololol

I think Uly might have a colon disease... maybe fapping causes the colon to bleed.

If fapping caused disease... there wouldn't be many healthy men out there. >.>

Sometimes I wish I owned a gun so that I can load it, turn off the safety and hold it up to my head. Not to pull the trigger, but just to be on the edge, you know? A finger pull away from being gone. I think it would help me to know that I can leave any time I wanted. It's like driving your own car to a party or something instead of going with friends. You know you can get out whenever you want.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Sometimes I wish I owned a gun so that I can load it, turn off the safety and hold it up to my head. Not to pull the trigger, but just to be on the edge, you know? A finger pull away from being gone. I think it would help me to know that I can leave any time I wanted. It's like driving your own car to a party or something instead of going with friends. You know you can get out whenever you want.

And be called a quitter? Is that what you want? To be called a coward? One so craven he took "the easy way out"?

Ban-Anad wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Sometimes I wish I owned a gun so that I can load it, turn off the safety and hold it up to my head. Not to pull the trigger, but just to be on the edge, you know? A finger pull away from being gone. I think it would help me to know that I can leave any time I wanted. It's like driving your own car to a party or something instead of going with friends. You know you can get out whenever you want.

And be called a quitter? Is that what you want? To be called a coward? One so craven he took "the easy way out"?

That's what I say to smokers...

I don't really know what to say to people who think like that. You should come live with me in the land of eternal celibacy and friendlessness and realize that it's going to be the rest of your life.

Ulyaoth wrote:

I don't really know what to say to people who think like that. You should come live with me in the land of eternal celibacy and friendlessness and realize that it's going to be the rest of your life.

You COULD go on a dating site... I'm sure Wilbourn or Grimetha would LOVE to help you with that even.

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

I don't really know what to say to people who think like that. You should come live with me in the land of eternal celibacy and friendlessness and realize that it's going to be the rest of your life.

You COULD go on a dating site... I'm sure Wilbourn or Grimetha would LOVE to help you with that even.

Wilbz wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

I don't really know what to say to people who think like that. You should come live with me in the land of eternal celibacy and friendlessness and realize that it's going to be the rest of your life.

You COULD go on a dating site... I'm sure Wilbourn or Grimetha would LOVE to help you with that even.

When someone tries to manipulate you into doing something, it doesn't matter what it is, you won't do it out of spite. Am I right, yo?

Playing them songs while showing animals or starvin children. What, is that supposed to make me sad or something? If I give you money, you'll say "we manipulated you, we won", so no. Those kids can starve.