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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:17 pm | |
| Detention was always in the library for us... so boring... only thing that ever got confinscated from me was a lazer pointer (I mean c'mon they were cool and entertaining who didn't want one)... apparently they were considered weapons... I found it a retarded weapon. Maybe if I was skilled enough I could hold it on someone's eye long enough to... to make them blink? | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:21 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Detention was always in the library for us... so boring... only thing that ever got confinscated from me was a lazer pointer (I mean c'mon they were cool and entertaining who didn't want one)... apparently they were considered weapons... I found it a retarded weapon. Maybe if I was skilled enough I could hold it on someone's eye long enough to... to make them blink?
xD I've never had anything confinscated. Except a toy car in kindergarden because we couldnt have toys during learning time. Though when I had my fight two years ago, there was a girl in in-school suspension. She was in there for bringing a knife the size of my forearm to school because of a bully. She only got one day and I think they got the bully. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:27 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Detention was always in the library for us... so boring... only thing that ever got confinscated from me was a lazer pointer (I mean c'mon they were cool and entertaining who didn't want one)... apparently they were considered weapons... I found it a retarded weapon. Maybe if I was skilled enough I could hold it on someone's eye long enough to... to make them blink?
xD
I've never had anything confinscated. Except a toy car in kindergarden because we couldnt have toys during learning time. Though when I had my fight two years ago, there was a girl in in-school suspension. She was in there for bringing a knife the size of my forearm to school because of a bully.
She only got one day and I think they got the bully. You should have told her "Better luck next time toots..." and started smoking a pipe. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:46 pm | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:17 pm | |
| Yep. | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:43 pm | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:49 pm | |
| - Mine Turtle wrote:
A lot of images that don't display redirect me to funnyjunk.com, quaint. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:22 pm | |
| The election is over you whore. | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:11 pm | |
| Obama supporters are just like Auburn fans.
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Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:45 am | |
| I always think of Plank this way. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:53 am | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:13 am | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:41 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:43 am | |
| I worked the registers today. I feel like it'd be a lot easier if there weren't so many damn little things that can go wrong with people's kohl's charge card or applying for one and various little temporary discounts or dollar off coupons. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:49 am | |
| Figured out i have masterbated approx 16425 times in my life. | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:23 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Figured out i have masterbated approx 16425 times in my life.
That's approximately... if each semen has 40,000 million sperm... 657,000,000,000 sperm you have released and senselessly murdered. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:41 pm | |
| - Boba wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- Figured out i have masterbated approx 16425 times in my life.
That's approximately... if each semen has 40,000 million sperm...
657,000,000,000 sperm you have released and senselessly murdered. Considering each sperm is a potential human being, you have murdered 94,210588239307999867450721176195 times the population of our planet (based on most current values)... Compared to this, Hitler and Stalin are pretty much saints... Lol... Also... Boba, semen and sperm are synonyms. Sperm doesn't have a different plural form. | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:03 pm | |
| - Ban-Anad wrote:
- Boba wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- Figured out i have masterbated approx 16425 times in my life.
That's approximately... if each semen has 40,000 million sperm...
657,000,000,000 sperm you have released and senselessly murdered. Considering each sperm is a potential human being, you have murdered 94,210588239307999867450721176195 times the population of our planet (based on most current values)... Compared to this, Hitler and Stalin are pretty much saints... Lol...
Also... Boba, semen and sperm are synonyms. Sperm doesn't have a different plural form. Then may God wish fiery hell on the person who told me semen was the fluid and sperm were the cells in the fluid. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:40 pm | |
| That is a very funny observation there Banana... | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:25 pm | |
| You know, boba is right. Semen is the name for the whole "mixture". Sperm are the little "swimmers."
I'm fairly certain of this... | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:57 am | |
| You can clicky and take a test. I am kinda surprised by my result... I mean, there's things like necromancer and guardian and such and I'm... a craftsman. No glory for uly... | |
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