L12PW: How I met your Zumbie

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:17 am

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:56 am

For anyone who has not seenz it.

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Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:31 pm

WAAAAAAAY UP IN THE SKY!
THE LITTLE BIRD FLIES!
WHILE DOWN IN THE NEST!
THE LITTLE BIRD RESTS!
WITH A WING ON THE LEFT!
AND A WING ON THE RIGHT!
THE LITTLE BIRD SLEEPS, ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
shhhhhhhhhh
YOU MIGHT WAKE UP THE BIRDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![b]

Wake up you dillholes. yeah

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: You know, boba is right. Semen is the name for the whole "mixture". Sperm are the little "swimmers."

I'm fairly certain of this...

Actually no...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

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ADVENTURE TIME!

What's with Uly and porno?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Mine Turtle wrote:: ADVENTURE TIME!

What's with Uly and porno?

You'll get used to it...

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:11 pm

Semen or seminal fluid is the whitish viscous fluid emitted from the male reproductive tract that contains sperm and liquids (seminal plasma) that help keep them viable. Sperm cells, produced by the testes in humans, represent 2-5 percent of semen volume.

I'm telling you... it's different...

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:39 pm

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Totes to anyone else that selected the: Grin as the intruder's femur is snapped...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Scott wrote:: Totes to anyone else that selected the: Grin as the intruder's femur is snapped...

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:14 pm

Huh. Well, that certainly explains a lot.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:03 am

Meatlocker wrote:

Scott wrote:: Totes to anyone else that selected the: Grin as the intruder's femur is snapped...

You and I are eerily alike... how does this... I don't even... yeah

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:01 am

Leginox wrote:: Huh. Well, that certainly explains a lot.

Do you get a strange stirring in your robes when you drive by graveyards?
When someone askes if you would like a good stiff one, you wonder who they have in their basement freezer?
You browse the obituaries for future dates?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

I just wanna skip to the 23rd so I get my AC III...
But why!?

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:44 am

Callin wrote:

Leginox wrote:: Huh. Well, that certainly explains a lot.

Do you get a strange stirring in your robes when you drive by graveyards?
When someone askes if you would like a good stiff one, you wonder who they have in their basement freezer?
You browse the obituaries for future dates?

I also have a dog.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:47 am

Leginox wrote:

Callin wrote:

Leginox wrote:: Huh. Well, that certainly explains a lot.

Do you get a strange stirring in your robes when you drive by graveyards?
When someone askes if you would like a good stiff one, you wonder who they have in their basement freezer?
You browse the obituaries for future dates?

I also have a dog.

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Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:51 am

Callin wrote:

Leginox wrote:

Callin wrote:: Do you get a strange stirring in your robes when you drive by graveyards?
When someone askes if you would like a good stiff one, you wonder who they have in their basement freezer?
You browse the obituaries for future dates?

I also have a dog.

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Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:26 pm

Dead.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:39 pm

Not surprising.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:01 pm

Causa wrote:: Not surprising.

Copycat.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:59 pm

1 full day of no offtopic posts...

Damn

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Callin wrote:: 1 full day of no offtopic posts...

Damn

Thanksgiving.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:54 am

Branch's family takes the week off for thanksgiving, family all gets together. Flys in from all over the country. Thanksgiving is a 3-day event, easily costing thousands. He assumes this is normal and all families do this, that's why nobody's posting here. They're all on planes to different states, you see.

The rest of us pour trix into a bowl and say to ourselves "happy thanksgiving" before shedding a single tear and going on facebook to look up that girl we used to know from work who didn't go out with us.

I guess that's just me. Scott's getting thanksgiving BJ's.
Causa's ethereal spirit transforms into a turkey. A lesbian turkey.
Jet's family spends most of their free time in the room of repentance with small, yet cruelly barbed whips to purify themselves in preparation for the coming feast.
Boba sits in his room blindfolded, assembling and disassembling his rifle for the coming liberal apocalypse while his father sits in the living room, staring at a framed picture of Mitt Romney and weeping.
Meatlocker's family performs an abortion on a turkey while two male turkeys are sprayed with the scent of a female turkey in heat as they have yet to experiment with their sexuality and that's just not healthy for a growing turkey.
Callin goes out to hunt for an animal to serve for dinner on thanksgiving. His family never quite knows what they'll be having. They fondly refer to 2007 as "the year of the mountain lion." Quite a tale, that one was. A testament to both his hunting prowess and his wife's culinary skills.

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