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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:51 am | |
| M-m-me and Grim played some WarZ today...
Grim: "Fuck you for leaving me Wilbourn. Bros before hoes." | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:27 am | |
| I was there, too... fucker.
EDIT: And fuck you too, scott. | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:14 am | |
| Finishing my The Old Republic download.
User:Minetoortl | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:18 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I was there, too... fucker.
EDIT: And fuck you too, scott. Face it Uly... you can't make street cred work for ya... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:40 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- I was there, too... fucker.
EDIT: And fuck you too, scott. Face it Uly... you can't make street cred work for ya... He has none to start with, so... | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:20 pm | |
| I miss world of warcraft all of a sudden. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:00 pm | |
| Y'all n[ggas don't know shit 'bout uly. I walk the streets of 'desto at night and homeless people stand up to salute, the gangstas give me space, they say "shit, n]gga, it's psycho bob, watch out for this white n(gga, he's straight cray, yo." | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:54 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Y'all n[ggas don't know shit 'bout uly. I walk the streets of 'desto at night and homeless people stand up to salute, the gangstas give me space, they say "shit, n]gga, it's psycho bob, watch out for this white n(gga, he's gay, yo."
Fixed that for you... | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:32 pm | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:05 pm | |
| Uly thinks I was joking about me and him returning to WoW...
But Wilbz could not be more serious. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:30 pm | |
| - Meth wrote:
- Uly thinks I was joking about me and him returning to WoW...
But Wilbz could not be more serious. I call hax... Wilbz would never talk in Uly-person view. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:08 am | |
| I'm not even sure what you're trying to say, but fuck you too... | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:00 pm | |
| I got a haircut this morning. It is my third and most likely final haircut of the year. I marked down which days I got haircuts... it is the only thing I have written on my calendar, period. Not sure why. Feb. 21st, July 7th, and Nov. 29th. Only three this year! I'm gonna try to get my hair cut more often, though. I don't like it getting as long as it does after 3 1/2 months or so.
Windy days blowing my hair around... gotta act like I either don't notice or it doesn't bother me... I'm a man. A MAN! And with my newly cut hair, the wind means nothing to me. NOTHING! | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:01 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:49 pm | |
| Humble THQ Bundle going on right meow. https://www.humblebundle.com/Darksiders, Metro 2033, Red Faction: Armageddon, and 3 company of heroes games. Saints row: the third is the game for beating the average which is about $5.50 at the time of this postz. | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:55 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Humble THQ Bundle going on right meow. https://www.humblebundle.com/
Darksiders, Metro 2033, Red Faction: Armageddon, and 3 company of heroes games.
Saints row: the third is the game for beating the average which is about $5.50 at the time of this postz. Am I the only one that slightly chuckled when I saw Spider-man as top contributor? | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:54 pm | |
| I hate you people and your interesting lives. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:34 pm | |
| Hey Jet, are you TrueMisfit on gamefaqs? | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:59 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Hey Jet, are you TrueMisfit on gamefaqs?
Y'know... I actually had the same question a while ago... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:50 am | |
| Does anybody want 8 Dota 2 invites? | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:00 am | |
| - Ban-Anad wrote:
- Does anybody want 8 Dota 2 invites?
Let me guess... You're going to treat me like Handsome Jack when I say I want one? No thanks, in fact, I have a particular revenge scheme planned against you. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:03 am | |
| Hey pretty lady, won't you give me a sign? I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine. I'm going once... going twice... I'm sold to the lady in the second row. She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know. She got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and I'm about to bid my heart goodbyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee! | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:30 am | |
| What's a nice way to tell customers that I'm not here to hold their hand, nor am I a fashion expert, pick out your own shit. And no, we don't do measurements... what the fuck, man? Then you get all indignant about it when you find out we don't. You might as well go into wal-mart and ask them to pull out a measuring tape and size you. Kohl's ain't as ritzy as you people must think. Do we alter suits? I'm sorry, no. "Well, you just lost a sale." GOOD, GET OUT!
Oh, the sale's not over is it? It ends at 1, right? IT'S ONE THIRTY YOU OLD WHORE, WEAR A WATCH OR SOMETHING! Don't come here at 12:30 and expect to browse around and try shit on and still make it on time. "The prices are changing? Well, I'm not buying this!" *pulls hands away from clothing rack like it's poison* GOOD, GET OUT!
"I don't know what people see in this place, I'm NOT impressed" Then get out, you bitch... the woman who just helped you knows this store as well as anyone and is as nice as you'll find in any damn store. She is an angel. If she can't make you happy, no one will. You came in here with a bitchy attitude to start with, didn't you. I happen to be going the same way behind her and I notice her walk up to another girl who works there and say "I've been walking around for 10 minutes and nobody's helped me" all pissed off like and this other girl there starts apologizing to her and I just seen red. You old fucking whore, we aren't fucking cattle, you bitch. I want to go over there and piss her right the fuck off and then tell her if she wants someone to treat her with a shred of god damn respect then she better do the same. You got no one to be pissed off at but yourself and your bitchy attitude, you disgusting fat whore. Do your family a favor and drop fucking dead. I can't imagine the relief they'll feel when they get the news. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:27 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Hey pretty lady, won't you give me a sign? I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine. I'm going once... going twice... I'm sold to the lady in the second row. She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know. She got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and I'm about to bid my heart goodbyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!! | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:07 am | |
| - Mine Turtle wrote:
- Ban-Anad wrote:
- Does anybody want 8 Dota 2 invites?
Let me guess...
You're going to treat me like Handsome Jack when I say I want one?
No thanks, in fact, I have a particular revenge scheme planned against you. Wat? No... It's just, Valve insists on giving me Dota 2 invites... And I don't have anyone to give them to... So yeah... If you want one (or several), do tell... | |
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