This is hilarious

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: This is hilarious Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:28 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:: You know, you Yanks are a funny breed... Especially the chubby variety... Toss a Twinkie in your general direction and I can be entertained for hours...

Jokes on you... Hostess is shutdown... OMG!

Subject: Re: This is hilarious Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:31 pm

Burkman has more experience with stirring hot bowls of chili with his penis than you'd believe possible. He's got it down to the proper angles for different kinds of chili and temperatures and all that.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Burkman wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: You know, you Yanks are a funny breed... Especially the chubby variety... Toss a Twinkie in your general direction and I can be entertained for hours...

Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili. I'd seriously kick the shit out of you if you said that to me in person.

I'll be eagerly awaiting that day, my dear Burk...

Subject: Re: This is hilarious Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:23 am

I hear they fornicate with goats over in the dear motherland.

Subject: Re: This is hilarious Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:02 am

And the Fatherland and Sisterland and a few of those other lands that we just talk about.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

Burkman wrote:: I live in the mountains. I hunt and kill bears with my bare hands in the dead of cold winter nights. And then I skin them and eat bowls of chili while I lay on my bed of assorted bear pelts.

So you're not only Batman, you're also Zangief OMG!

Subject: Re: This is hilarious Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:10 am

Mine Turtle wrote:

Burkman wrote:: I live in the mountains. I hunt and kill bears with my bare hands in the dead of cold winter nights. And then I skin them and eat bowls of chili while I lay on my bed of assorted bear pelts.

So you're not only Batman, you're also Zangief OMG!

Actually, I was thinking more of Jeremiah Johnson, but that works too.

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