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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:16 pm | |
| Story written by Michael Arnsdt, directed by J.J. Abrams and scored by John Williams
The next exciting chapter in the Star Wars legacy focuses not on the traditional Skywalker bloodline, but a new character first introduced in 2003's Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy.
The movie will be about his upcoming in the Jedi Order directed by an older Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill). Jim Carrey will be portraying Rosh Penin. Jaden Korr will be played by Lars Ulrich. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be Kyle Katarn. Tavion played by Fran Drescher.
Emotional. Breathtaking. Will leave you with a new outlook on life, is what the critics are calling Star Wars Ep. VII after early screenings.
"And den Jan punched da weequay right in da dick"
"You don't look like much of a focking captive, Rosh. Did you dream this up, or was it Tavion's idea?"
They're calling it the blockbuster of the year. All other movies have moved their release dates either ahead or backwards, because they know they will not be able to compete with it. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:32 pm | |
| The second you said Rosh I knew who you were talking about... and that your credibility died. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:38 pm | |
| Star Wars: Episode VII: Keepin' it in the Family
The 7th episode will explore an alternate timeline from the books where leia catches han solo drinking and whoring like the real han solo would do and leaves him. For luke. Luke and Leia hook up and damn the naysayers! The power of their incestuous love brings balance to the force. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:28 pm | |
| *sees Uly post*
*automatically know he's gonna mention Luke and Leia* | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:58 pm | |
| - Bwanch wrote:
- *sees Uly post*
*automatically know he's gonna mention Luke and Leia* *sees Uly post* *assumes it's about incest* *moves on* | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:18 pm | |
| Uly's post is automatically skippable. | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:42 am | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:51 am | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:06 am | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:19 pm | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: "Star Wars Episode VII: The Rosh Begins" to be released May 2015 Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:23 pm | |
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