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And in 1776AD Gawd created 'Murica and filled it with gunz, hookers, and blow... and life wuz gud.
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist*
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|Subject: Re: L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:12 am|| |
- CollaWars wrote:
- Actually the Bible never says that. Adam and Eve were not the first the humans. Adam was the first man that could till the Earth.
1:26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
So this was on the sixth day. These were nomadic hunters and fishers. So this is why God created Adam on the seventh day:
And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 2:8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
That is why Chinese, Indian, etc. history is much older than 6000 years and why their history goes back much further than more western civilizations.
I thought Gawd took a sick day on the seventh... That'd be why y'allz go and visit him on a Sunday...