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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:39 pm

No. There's no excuse good enough for them. They got me on a leash with one hand and they're holding a whip in the other and they know it. They're in a position of power over me and that's the only reason they'll be assholes, is because they know they can. If I wasn't an employee there, they wouldn't turn on the asshole mode. I asked the closest person I could and I went and got it for them.

If anyone other than me had given you the same story, you wouldn't turn on them like you do with me. You weren't there, so you don't know what they said, you don't know what I said... but you automatically assume I'm there abusing innocent old women with the sweetest disposition in the world. If it were burkman, you'd be tiptoeing around this, not charging with a battle axe.

And... it was mostly supposed to be funny. I wasn't mad at all when this happened. It was just helping another customer. I only later thought to post about it and I thought it would be funny if I went on a good ol' fashioned uly post. Like we haven't had in who knows how long.

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:55 pm

"Fuck yes! My son just died of pneumonia!"

*do you want your granddaughter to succeed you?*
"I want her to marry a god damn jew, is what I want!"

"No question about it, of course I'd have him killed. I'd rather die than have a retarded son."

"Yes! The jew knocked up my granddaughter"

I wish I could remember more 'Grimeth playing Crusader Kings 2' quotes.

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:36 pm

You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? I'm gonna rant about other customers while I'm at it. All these christmas shoppin bastards. That store's too busy. Us employees are running around like chickens with our heads cut off. Oh, Shaira... you poor thing... they're running you ragged over in that shoes department, aren't they? Let me massage your poor little footsies...

But let's focus here. We can massage Shaira's footsies later. Biiiitch, you think I'm some sort of fashion expert? I'm just some dude. Pick out your own god damn tie to go with your son's god damn shirt. "Oh, well let me speak with a lady, then." I'm offended on behalf of women, you think they'll be experts, too? You ain't little miss fashion, why should they be? And I was right, too. Maria was all "Biiiiitch, I'm wearing black pants and a gray fuckin shirt, I ain't daisy fuckin' fuentes ova here, biiiiitch." But seriously, nobody was mean to her or nothing. It's all smiles and sunshine from us. Smiles, sunshine and profuse apologies.

Anyway, this other dude, we ain't have the winter hats he wanted. He started cussin. And by started cussin, I mean he cussed once. But you know I like to embellish. I'm sorry, this is all the winter hats we have. "That's it, huh? This is a clothing store and this is all you have. Tell me, does that make sense to you?" he says in his angry tone.

Turnin on the asshole mode, I see. Gonna direct your wrath at the messenger, is you? Beads of sweat form at my hairline, he's giving me a taste of the whip and a firm tug on the leash. I'm confused by his question, I didn't know what he meant at the time, uly is easily made nervous, I say "No... I guess not. I don't know why they don't have more, I'm sorry, this is all we have." I pray to the gods he will be placated. Please, massah, I'm sorry, I don't know anything. I just know where the hats are. "This is fucking nuts!" he proclaims as he looks me in the eyes. What does he want from me? Am I supposed to answer that? He walks over to the sweatpants. He seems to be done with me. I slither away...

This story, however, will be the one I tell about how, during christmas time, some guy came and cussed me out cuz we didn't have the hat he wanted. Damn shit bitch fuck lolwutapenis cunt, you name it and he said it. Right after I shined and polished his car, too. Climbed mount everest with his mother's ashes in a jar so she could rest at the summit like she always wanted. You know uly, always going the extra mile for the customer. Yes, yes... the story is ready.

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:20 am

Is there like a 5 word sentence summary for all of the above?

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:41 am

Scott wrote:
Is there like a 5 word sentence summary for all of the above?
Uly is being a bitch...

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:59 am

And you're being faggots.

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:26 pm

Scott wrote:
Is there like a 5 word sentence summary for all of the above?
Uly complains about his life.

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:00 pm



My new internet...

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:26 pm

I finished breaking bad yesterday.

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:39 pm

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I finished breaking bad yesterday.
Greatest show ever.
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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:18 am

Grimeth seems to think the wire is better than breaking bad.

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:53 pm

It's like... the only thing that gets the OT talkin... is uly stirrin' the pot. Maybe I'll do just that... maybe this pot needs a stirrin.

Abortion. Abort those babies. Abort 'em by the bushel. Pro-Choice Uly 2014.

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:35 pm

Hey Wilbz, I hope Saban gets used to playing against Oklahoma.  troll 

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:27 pm

My PS3 unfortunately got the Yellow Light of Death and with GTA V stuck in there.

So it's a sad day to me I dun wanna... 

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:07 pm

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My new internet...

Good show, sir! Especially for the US...
I can never get over 2Mb/s here in the UK... Be that wireless...
Back home I can get around 150-160Mb/s on an average day...

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:21 pm

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My new internet...

Good show, sir! Especially for the US...
I can never get over 2Mb/s here in the UK... Be that wireless...
Back home I can get around 150-160Mb/s on an average day...

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500 Kb/s over here.
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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:22 pm

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My new internet...

Good show, sir! Especially for the US...
I can never get over 2Mb/s here in the UK... Be that wireless...
Back home I can get around 150-160Mb/s on an average day...

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500 Kb/s over here.

And then you complain about lag...
  

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:43 pm

They sure are taking their sweet time with that starbound patch...

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:13 pm

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They sure are taking their sweet time with that starbound patch...

Yes. Yes they are...


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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:57 pm

I'll suck somebody's dick for Starbound

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:24 pm

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My new internet...

Good show, sir! Especially for the US...
I can never get over 2Mb/s here in the UK... Be that wireless...
Back home I can get around 150-160Mb/s on an average day...

It's funny... because my internet is now cable...

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:46 pm

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My new internet...

Good show, sir! Especially for the US...
I can never get over 2Mb/s here in the UK... Be that wireless...
Back home I can get around 150-160Mb/s on an average day...

It's funny... because my internet is now cable...

Why is that funny?

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:07 pm

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Ban-Anad wrote:
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My new internet...

Good show, sir! Especially for the US...
I can never get over 2Mb/s here in the UK... Be that wireless...
Back home I can get around 150-160Mb/s on an average day...

It's funny... because my internet is now cable...

Why is that funny?

Because you don't associate speed with cable... xD


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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:29 pm

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It's funny... because my internet is now cable...

Why is that funny?

Because you don't associate speed with cable... xD


Yes you... should? I mean... Cable internet is always faster than wireless... I mean... Optic cable at least...

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PostSubject: Re: L12PW: Nitch Buggets at 1000 posts   Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:34 pm

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Scott wrote:
Ban-Anad wrote:
Scott wrote:


It's funny... because my internet is now cable...

Why is that funny?

Because you don't associate speed with cable... xD


Yes you... should? I mean... Cable internet is always faster than wireless... I mean... Optic cable at least...

Sorry, but over here, cable =/= internet.

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