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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Why i've been gone so long...   Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:42 pm

As apart of my obligated fealty towards the OT Alliance, I feel an explanation is overdue for why I have been gone so long.

Well, you see, our story starts out when a young Slappy was conceived.

Yes, you read right; I did not receive an "x" on my name until my consummation was complete.

As you may know, I am an avid collector of Dorito Locos Tacos from Taco Bell.

But what you didn't know, is that.. I have brothers.

That's right.. A TRIPLE X!

My twin brothers, while lacking my intellect, look exactly like me.

What are their names, you ask?

First, Malcolm... X. You see, my mother had consumed some suggestive diet coke from a gas station in Louisiana once, this is how the first brother was born.

The second, Mitt Romneyx (its a silent X). Mitt was a good friend of our local Illicit Taco Bell Dealer. When one day, the sheisty bastards jumped him.

He was left with no choice but to imbue his DNA, asexually to the nearest host. (again, gas station in Louisiana. (extra extra sidenote : damn you BP.))

So, my OT friends, I leave you with why I have been gone..

I have had a recent Penis enlargement surgery, which means I could only focus my energy for one thing; Taco Bell sustenance.

Here's pics of it (before and after) if you don't believe me.

As always, Love you guys!


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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:19 pm

I like where this is going.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:39 am

I give him 2 weeks.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:16 pm

I give him a day. 2 days at max.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:28 pm

Actually the Doc says I have about 5 hours to live... Screw modern medicine, man.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:41 am

No wait,
The doctor said it was 15 minutes...

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Thu May 29, 2014 4:46 pm

So glad you came back AND PROVED YOUR LOYALTY TO THE OT LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD, SLAPPY FUCKER FUCK FUCK, FUCKING FUCKER'S FUCK!

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:56 pm

Wait, who are you again? uh huh I can't remember all the wipper snappers.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:00 pm

The Mortonator wrote:
Wait, who are you again? uh huh I can't remember all the wipper snappers.

Hey, look who's back.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:52 pm

I think Jet won on the xSlappy thing.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:47 am

Jet wrote:
The Mortonator wrote:
Wait, who are you again? uh huh I can't remember all the wipper snappers.

Hey, look who's back.

Back again.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:45 am

Yes he's back

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:41 am

Tell a friend.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:57 pm

Looks like he really did have 5 hours to live...

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:39 pm

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's black, guess who's back...

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