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Why i've been gone so long... EmptyThu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Why i've been gone so long... EmptyWed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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Burkman
Jet
Matured Yoshikage Kira
xSlappy
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xSlappy
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xSlappy


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Location : My Mom's Basment

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PostSubject: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptyFri Jan 24, 2014 10:42 pm

As apart of my obligated fealty towards the OT Alliance, I feel an explanation is overdue for why I have been gone so long.

Well, you see, our story starts out when a young Slappy was conceived.

Yes, you read right; I did not receive an "x" on my name until my consummation was complete.

As you may know, I am an avid collector of Dorito Locos Tacos from Taco Bell.

But what you didn't know, is that.. I have brothers.

That's right.. A TRIPLE X!

My twin brothers, while lacking my intellect, look exactly like me.

What are their names, you ask?

First, Malcolm... X. You see, my mother had consumed some suggestive diet coke from a gas station in Louisiana once, this is how the first brother was born.

The second, Mitt Romneyx (its a silent X). Mitt was a good friend of our local Illicit Taco Bell Dealer. When one day, the sheisty bastards jumped him.

He was left with no choice but to imbue his DNA, asexually to the nearest host. (again, gas station in Louisiana. (extra extra sidenote : damn you BP.))

So, my OT friends, I leave you with why I have been gone..

I have had a recent Penis enlargement surgery, which means I could only focus my energy for one thing; Taco Bell sustenance.

Here's pics of it (before and after) if you don't believe me.

As always, Love you guys!


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Matured Yoshikage Kira
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Matured Yoshikage Kira


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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySat Jan 25, 2014 4:19 pm

I like where this is going.
Why i've been gone so long... Dude_riding_falcor
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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySun Jan 26, 2014 9:39 am

I give him 2 weeks.
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Age : 80
Location : The Moon

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySun Jan 26, 2014 7:16 pm

I give him a day. 2 days at max.
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xSlappy
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xSlappy


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Location : My Mom's Basment

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySun Jan 26, 2014 7:28 pm

Actually the Doc says I have about 5 hours to live... Screw modern medicine, man.
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Matured Yoshikage Kira
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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptyMon Jan 27, 2014 10:41 am

No wait,
The doctor said it was 15 minutes...
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
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Age : 36
Location : Hampton, Virginia

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptyThu May 29, 2014 4:46 pm

So glad you came back AND PROVED YOUR LOYALTY TO THE OT LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD, SLAPPY FUCKER FUCK FUCK, FUCKING FUCKER'S FUCK!
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Golden Kanohi
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Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySat Aug 02, 2014 4:56 pm

Wait, who are you again? uh huh I can't remember all the wipper snappers.
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Jet
Bell Sucker
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Jet


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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySat Aug 02, 2014 8:00 pm

The Mortonator wrote:
Wait, who are you again? uh huh I can't remember all the wipper snappers.

Hey, look who's back.
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Branch
The Fabulous
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Age : 26

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySat Aug 02, 2014 10:52 pm

I think Jet won on the xSlappy thing.
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
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The Mortonator


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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySun Aug 03, 2014 7:47 am

Jet wrote:
The Mortonator wrote:
Wait, who are you again? uh huh I can't remember all the wipper snappers.

Hey, look who's back.

Back again.
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Callin
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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySun Aug 03, 2014 8:45 am

Yes he's back
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Jet
Bell Sucker
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Jet


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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySun Aug 03, 2014 11:41 am

Tell a friend.
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Burkman
Perfect Stranger
Burkman


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Age : 80
Location : The Moon

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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptySun Aug 03, 2014 2:57 pm

Looks like he really did have 5 hours to live...
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Golden Kanohi
The Mortonator


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PostSubject: Re: Why i've been gone so long...   Why i've been gone so long... EmptyMon Aug 04, 2014 11:39 pm

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's black, guess who's back...
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