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+13LeetYourMakeup Yeet Daroska Grimeth Burkman Ulyaoth Jet Ban-Anad Branch Callin CollaWars Scott Boba 17 posters |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:31 pm | |
| Callin is the oldest fucker here... literally... he has fucked... and is the oldest... | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:58 pm | |
| Yep and I am a Mother Fucker and a Buggerer. I like to drink Whiskey, Smoke Cigars, and fuck almost anything that walks. 18 to 80 Blind, Crippled, or Crazy. If they cant walk drag em.
I used to be able to Smoke 3 packs a Day, Drink a Pint of Whiskey, Fuck, Do lines of Cocaine, and THEN go to work. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:18 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Yep and I am a Mother Fucker and a Buggerer. I like to drink Whiskey, Smoke Cigars, and fuck almost anything that walks. 18 to 80 Blind, Crippled, or Crazy. If they cant walk drag em.
I used to be able to Smoke 3 packs a Day, Drink a Pint of Whiskey, Fuck, Do lines of Cocaine, and THEN go to work. Damn dude, I just drink beer everyday. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:39 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Yep and I am a Mother Fucker and a Buggerer. I like to drink Whiskey, Smoke Cigars, and fuck almost anything that walks. 18 to 80 Blind, Crippled, or Crazy. If they cant walk drag em.
I used to be able to Smoke 3 packs a Day, Drink a Pint of Whiskey, Fuck, Do lines of Cocaine, and THEN go to work. And then he woke up with a bunch of screaming girls running around. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:37 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- Yep and I am a Mother Fucker and a Buggerer. I like to drink Whiskey, Smoke Cigars, and fuck almost anything that walks. 18 to 80 Blind, Crippled, or Crazy. If they cant walk drag em.
I used to be able to Smoke 3 packs a Day, Drink a Pint of Whiskey, Fuck, Do lines of Cocaine, and THEN go to work. And then he woke up with a bunch of screaming girls running around. Unfortunately, not the screaming girls most men would want... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:41 pm | |
| - Ban-Anad wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- Yep and I am a Mother Fucker and a Buggerer. I like to drink Whiskey, Smoke Cigars, and fuck almost anything that walks. 18 to 80 Blind, Crippled, or Crazy. If they cant walk drag em.
I used to be able to Smoke 3 packs a Day, Drink a Pint of Whiskey, Fuck, Do lines of Cocaine, and THEN go to work. And then he woke up with a bunch of screaming girls running around. Unfortunately, not the screaming girls most men would want... Sounds like a normal morning in the Burkman estate. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:45 pm | |
| So, sunday night. I slept for like 5 hours and woke up at like 2am or something. Stayed up, played vidya games, thinking how I don't have to go to work until 3:30pm anyway. I shave and shower at 6am, planning to get a haircut early. I eat breakfast at the DFAC. 7:50 rolls by, I missed a call from a Tech Sergeant. I call back a couple times but it's busy.
8:05, someone knocks on my door. It's my supervisor, SSgt REDACTED.(I'm sure I could mention his name, but you know >_>)
Hey Allan... we uh... we got a training opportunity for you. There's a class on installing and configuring windows server 2012 this week and we want you to go to it. So, go ahead and change into your ABUs...
The class is 8am-4pm every day this week. I guess I'm glad to get this class, but at the same time... there's this really obnoxious co-worker that everyone hates that's there. This was supposed to be my week off from him. Everyone else at the office, all the new peeps like me... they're as happy as a pig in shit. One of them was supposed to go, too, but she didn't get out of bed to answer her door. Kinda wish I didn't answer my door...
Did I ever tell y'all how I literally ran from this guy to go to lunch at the DFAC one day? He chased me. I saw him walking from behind, trying to catch up to us. (we tend to bolt for lunch when he's not in the room, you think he'd take a hint) so I said to the other airmen "I'll see ya at the DFAC..." and ran. It was mostly to be funny. I didn't think he'd actually run to catch up to me. He RAN after me. There's no escape. He's gotten on everyone else's bad side and he avoids them, all except me... because I'm too nice to let him know I don't like him either. So I'm the one who has to deal with him. His active duty orders end soon, though. So, that's a plus.
Also, I got paid yesterday. So that's also nice. I get about $700 every two weeks, if anyone's curious. I don't pay rent, electricity, or water. I buy food sometimes, but I eat at the DFAC for free frequently, too. You can get 3 meals a day there. Free medical care. That's a big plus. Lots of dental work done for free.
Joining the military is something to consider. Don't be like I was and like how Grimeth is now... just brushing it off without a second thought. Think about it. 4 or 6 years isn't that long and you get a lot of benefits from it. Technical training and job experience in a career field, and that free college money, too. I'd recommend joining at like 20 or 21, though. Not straight outta high school. I say, get a job in the "real world" and work there for a while first. I just think it's a good idea.
This post is pretty long... I apologize for that. >_>
EDIT: Also, if you join the military, join the air force for christ's sake. Don't take my word for it, ask someone in the navy or army, they'll be the first to tell you. The quality of life is just better. So is the food. They always mention the food. But it's more than that, too... more than I know. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:59 pm | |
| And don't go into a cyber career field if you wanna travel. My ass ain't going anywhere. If you wanna plant roots, then sure... cyber it up...
But I'm a long, long way from Japan right about now......
...............................And from achieving my dreams of touching a girl on a subway train.................. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Tue Jun 16, 2015 4:09 pm | |
| I think I might pass on the military career. As much as it stable, I'd rather push my way through the shitty economy and do better for myself. Hopefully, if I do well enough in school, I might just try to get myself in a top ranking business school to get my Masters. | |
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Matured Yoshikage Kira OT Crime Lord
Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:09 pm | |
| Tried Molly.
It was cool and made me extremely calm, woke up with a huge headache though, as if Zeus stroke a lightning bolt on my cranium. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:33 pm | |
| It's pretty much extacey... which... as opposed to drugs as I am... was pretty fantastic. xD | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Wed Jun 17, 2015 6:07 pm | |
| Only thing I will say is BE SAFE. Dont just take something from someone. Dont do it in strange areas. Dont mix your shit.
Drugs can be fun when done responsibly...... I mean DONT DO DRUGS. Yea... Give them to me. I will dispose of them. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Thu Jun 18, 2015 11:44 pm | |
| I'm Scott. Lawful Good Paladin. Say no to drugs, kids! And remember, abstinence is the only truly effective form of contraception! Let go and let God! Praise jesus!
*high as shit on ecstasy, just banged nameless chick at a party, should probably go to my bi-annual church visit* | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:02 am | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:00 am | |
| *Snuggles deeper into his blanket* Tell me another story of you and your OT friends Grandfather Uly. You're stories are always the best! *Puppydog eyes* | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:21 pm | |
| Me and my boy Boone after kicking the Legion out of Nelson | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:24 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Me and my boy Boone after kicking the Legion out of Nelson
Dat beret and AMR... you sexy slut. You're only missing the aviators. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:58 am | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Me and my boy Boone after kicking the Legion out of Nelson
I approve of this. Also, my mods... All my beautiful mods... Gone in the fire that was the reinstalling of my OS... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:33 pm | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:08 pm | |
| I look forward to the day my father dies. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:46 am | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Happy Fathers Day Scoot!
You too sir! | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:36 pm | |
| I remember Causa wanting the Falmer to be playable race in the Skyrim. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:56 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:07 pm | |
| So I go to the DFAC for lunch today and what do I see? JROTC. Gods damned JROTC. Swarming the DFAC. Decided to go elsewhere.
I kinda feel sorry for them. I'm sure they're in JROTC because of their parents. It's like... look, they'll get plenty of military shit in basic and tech school. More than you could ask for. So let them live their life like normal high school kids until then, jesus. | |
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