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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
Subject: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:41 pm
Once upon a time, there was a young man of 16 years, his whole life in front of him. It was said he would go on to great things...
But then, suddenly, the young man was in a car crash, a horrible car crash...
He was crippled from the neck down, and was sent to a hospital, where his only contact with the outside world, would be through a small window...
Outside this window, a small tree had just been planted...
He would grow to love that tree... it would be his only friend in the world... so for decades, the two stayed together. Decades passed, and the aging man watched as his tree grew to be a large, a strong tree, what he wished he would have grown to.
But one day... the tree was cut down... completely destroyed... all the man knew, gone, in a second.
Minutes after the tree was destroyed, the man died. He couldn't go on without that tree.
True Story...
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:54 pm
Was the tree outside the hospital window?
Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:55 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Was the tree outside the hospital window?
Yes... Yes it was.
Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:57 pm
Lovely.
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:08 pm
Matieu wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
Was the tree outside the hospital window?
Yes... Yes it was.
He spent that long in a hospital?
Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:18 pm
CollaWars wrote:
Matieu wrote:
CollaWars wrote:
Was the tree outside the hospital window?
Yes... Yes it was.
He spent that long in a hospital?
Yep. Most of his life.
Yeet WolfPack
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:25 pm
*looks at tree out window*
I... I love that tree...
... .. ... ........... .
... . . . ...... ... .
Spoiler:
/fap /fap /fap /fap /fap
Branch The Fabulous
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:04 pm
Omg... Mat.... that was my granddad....
EDIT: The tree that is...
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:05 pm
I... Sorta cried a little... Read this while listening to Green Day's 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'...
Matieu Slayer of Branch
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:18 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
I... Sorta cried a little... Read this while listening to Green Day's 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'...
Well it was meant to be sad, but not that bad. Let me cheer you up with some comedy.
Jet Bell Sucker
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:23 pm
Branch wrote:
Omg... Mat.... that was my granddad....
EDIT: The tree that is...
The only thing about this entire thread that made me laugh.
Although I have a feeling no one else got it.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:51 pm
G.M. wrote:
Branch wrote:
Omg... Mat.... that was my granddad....
EDIT: The tree that is...
The only thing about this entire thread that made me laugh.
Although I have a feeling no one else got it.
Oh no... We got it... It just wasn't funny...
Branch The Fabulous
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:00 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
G.M. wrote:
Branch wrote:
Omg... Mat.... that was my granddad....
EDIT: The tree that is...
The only thing about this entire thread that made me laugh.
Although I have a feeling no one else got it.
Oh no... We got it... It just wasn't funny...
And I dont find your monkey obsession funny, but I play along
Scott Warlord
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Subject: Re: Story Time Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:01 pm
TL;DR
GSG Aqua Panther
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Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:40 am
Scott wrote:
TL;DR
TS;DC
Scott Warlord
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Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:17 am
GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
Scott wrote:
TL;DR
TS;DC
Too Stoned; Didn't Cum
... sounds like a personal problem.
GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:34 am
Scott wrote:
GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
Scott wrote:
TL;DR
TS;DC
Too Stoned; Didn't Cum
... sounds like a personal problem.
Too short; Didn't care
Soulself OT'er
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Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:40 am
back onto the topic of the story..
seems like the guy might of had mental problems if all he could do is form a friendship with a tree, did he not have anyone else visiting, was none of the doctors or nurses talkative, and after being in there that long i'm sure he might of talked to the night janitor or something on occasion.
Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
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Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:02 am
Soulself wrote:
back onto the topic of the story..
seems like the guy might of had mental problems if all he could do is form a friendship with a tree, did he not have anyone else visiting, was none of the doctors or nurses talkative, and after being in there that long i'm sure he might of talked to the night janitor or something on occasion.
Haha.
Seriously though, you ever stayed in hospital? The nurses couldn't give a shit.
Soulself OT'er
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Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:17 am
Vaseline wrote:
Soulself wrote:
back onto the topic of the story..
seems like the guy might of had mental problems if all he could do is form a friendship with a tree, did he not have anyone else visiting, was none of the doctors or nurses talkative, and after being in there that long i'm sure he might of talked to the night janitor or something on occasion.
Haha.
Seriously though, you ever stayed in hospital? The nurses couldn't give a shit.
well they are paid to keep you alive so they can bill you more, they ain't paid to like you
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:34 am
Vaseline wrote:
Soulself wrote:
back onto the topic of the story..
seems like the guy might of had mental problems if all he could do is form a friendship with a tree, did he not have anyone else visiting, was none of the doctors or nurses talkative, and after being in there that long i'm sure he might of talked to the night janitor or something on occasion.
Haha.
Seriously though, you ever stayed in hospital? The nurses couldn't give a shit.
When I was in the hospital for 2 weeks and my parent's were never there, the nurses were the only ones who talked to me.
Of course I'm younger.
Spankster OT Crime Lord
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Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:02 am
Edit:
I blame Grimeth...
Edit Edit:
And Morrigan...
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
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Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:44 am
Soulself wrote:
well they are paid to keep you alive so they can bill you more, they ain't paid to like you
Free healthcare in the UK ;)
G.M. wrote:
When I was in the hospital for 2 weeks and my parent's were never there, the nurses were the only ones who talked to me.
Of course I'm younger.
Probably 'cause you're younger, yeah.
Soulself OT'er
Posts : 298 Join date : 2011-05-05 Age : 46 Location : Columbus, Ohio
Subject: Re: Story Time Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:32 pm
Spanky wrote:
Edit:
I blame Grimeth...
Edit Edit:
And Morrigan...
this should fit with your chainsaw theme you got going.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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